The Thoughts, Trials and Tribulations of: Ian the Wanderer as told by Lars@larsweb.8m.com

May 21, 2160

Well, I just found some book with blank pages when I was wandering through the desert. I decided to use it as a diary of my personal fantasies and dreams. I tripped over a rock this morning. I killed a rat. Tasty, but the rat wasn't very good..!

June 3, 2160

New month, new entry. I've been wandering mindlessly in the wasteland for a while now, but still no shiny red pumps with high heels. Still no cocktail dress either. Also, I think the radiation is getting to my hair, I just can't seem to do ANYTHING with it lately!!!

July 4, 2160

Happy 4th diary! I haven't found any fireworks but I did light a magazine of my bullets (god knows I only use the KNIFE!) on fire and I got shot in the leg! Good thing I had my hard hat with me, otherwise I would have been KILLED!

August 13, 2160

Friday the 13th! Oooooooh, scary! I wish I had my teddy or at least Richard Simmons to keep me company.

September 25, 2160

I found these raiders in the wasteland, and they have the SAME things in common with ME! It's great, they also love longs walks on the beach and the village people... LIKE ME!!!! We talked for hours! We told each other everything! They were also bummed at the lack of good dress makers these days. One of them is a sailor! He bent over the other night, and I just about DIED!

December 5, 2160

I shot my self on accident! It was horrible! Good thing there was a nearby town called Shady Sands to help me. There's this girl there named Tandi, and late at night, I saw her with one of the other women in her room. The blinds were mostly closed, but it doesn't take an "Ellen" to figure out what they were doing. Also, that guy Seth is pretty hot, I want to get a piece of that....

December 3, 2161

THERE you are diary! I lost you for a while! Not much has happened though. I got shot down when I tried to get farther with Seth. Everyone is a bit leery around me now. Even the kids are making jokes and sometimes they throw rocks at me!

December 31st, 2161

December 20, 2161: There's a new guy in town!! My god he's hot! Especially in those spandex pants that say 13 on them! He asked me to join him today! I'm so happy to be traveling with him!! I bet he'll get... 'NEEDS' in the wasteland...

February 7, 2161

He turned me down today and told me to leave on some kind of "quest". When he turned around I shot him is his nice ass. If I can't get a piece of it, NOBODY WILL!!!!!!!

February 8, 2161

I got pummeled by Tycho and Dogmeat, I don't think I'll make it. I think I'm seeing things. Whoa! It's HIM!! PRINCE!! HE'S HERE!! The VILLAGE PEOPLE ARE HERE TOO!!!! OMIGOD!!! Soooo tired......sooo sleepy.....sooooo hungary.....sooooo horn...n..n......

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