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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 17:05 Post subject:
@Cass
"You were the best companion ever.... Please tell that to your father......" _________________ October 7th, 2162
I arrived at the Mutant Military Base. Katja died and Dogmeat walked into a force field and died. "No! Dogmeat Stay! STAY! NO... Bzzzzttttt!!!" "Whoof!!!" "Yike! Yike! Yike!" Dog Gone it.
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2011 8:17 Post subject:
My last words would be , "Y'know this is kinda' wierd, I always imagined that I was the main character of this story", turns around and see's a similar looking fellow walking past, a look of confusion is on my face, I then proceed to die. _________________
Senna M wrote:
Your experience was wrong.
I was just lollygaggin one day, when I heard a guard shout "DIE YOU CRIMINAL SCUM". Then he shot an arrow in me knee & proceeded to attack me with curved swords. Curved. Swords.
"Do you know what the last Xon said just before he died? [Clutches heart] AAAAAAAAAAAARGHHH!!!" _________________ "Sorry about misspelling, Im from Finland and quite drunk." - Dr. Combat Shotgun
Mine; "I'm pregnant. Kill yourself to avenge us." Then they kill themselves. I'm a guy btw. Just saying that because in most post-apocalyptic settlements, they same to be uneducated.
Mine; "I'm pregnant. Kill yourself to avenge us." Then they kill themselves. I'm a guy btw. Just saying that because in most post-apocalyptic settlements, they same to be uneducated.
Hmmmm... I don't really see what education has to do with knowing that guys don't get pregnant... _________________ Hi, my name is RogerMaxson37, and you're about to stop being a pain in my ass.
Mine; "I'm pregnant. Kill yourself to avenge us." Then they kill themselves. I'm a guy btw. Just saying that because in most post-apocalyptic settlements, they same to be uneducated.
Mine; "I'm pregnant. Kill yourself to avenge us." Then they kill themselves. I'm a guy btw. Just saying that because in most post-apocalyptic settlements, they same to be uneducated.
What?
Nevermind, just trying to get some laughs out of this thread, it is about dying after all
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Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 5:36 Post subject:
I wouldn't use my last breaths on words, I'd use them to pick my sequoia off of the dusty desert sand and shoot my killer in the back where he stood, leave a message in blood instead of in words. _________________ At the end of the day, after the blood's been spilled and the pay's changed hands, I drift away into the wastes to seek my fortune elsewhere.
Bernard Bumner wrote:
The reputation was thrust upon NMA, rather than deserved. And it was mainly thrust upon the site by lazy individuals who couldn't distinguish between individual post-ers and some notional monolithic NMA-monster which apparently eats dissenters and throws intellectual faeces at innocent software developers.
I wouldn't use my last breaths on words, I'd use them to pick my sequoia off of the dusty desert sand and shoot my killer in the back where he stood, leave a message in blood instead of in words.
*guitar riff*
You win this thread. You get the Sabirah Nadha award for best way to spend your last moments on Allah's green earth. _________________ Meri pyaas bujha aaja, mujhe ganga bana aaja
Meri pyaas bujha mujhe ganga bana
Kar pura vachan aaja
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Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 8:23 Post subject:
Sabirah wrote:
*guitar riff*
You win this thread. You get the Sabirah Nadha award for best way to spend your last moments on Allah's green earth.
Link
Have this playing 'till the end. _________________ At the end of the day, after the blood's been spilled and the pay's changed hands, I drift away into the wastes to seek my fortune elsewhere.
Bernard Bumner wrote:
The reputation was thrust upon NMA, rather than deserved. And it was mainly thrust upon the site by lazy individuals who couldn't distinguish between individual post-ers and some notional monolithic NMA-monster which apparently eats dissenters and throws intellectual faeces at innocent software developers.
Fuck a sequoia, I'd use it to activate my MGS3 style suicide pack. Kill stealing, even in death. _________________ Let's suppose that you were able every night to dream any dream that you wanted to dream, and that you could, for example, have the power within one night to dream 75 years of dreams, or any length of time you wanted to have. And you would, naturally as you began on this adventure of dreams, you would fufill all your wishes. You would have every kind of pleasure you could concieve. And after several nights, of 75 years of total pleasure each, you would say "Well, that was pretty great. But now let's have a surprise. Let's have a dream which isn't under control. Where something is gonna happen to me that I don't know what it's gonna be." And you would dig that and come out of that and say "Wow, that was a close shave, wasn't it?". And then you would get more and more adventurous, and you would make further and further out gambles as to what you would dream. And finally, you would dream where you are now. You would dream the dream of living the life that you are actually living today.
"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something!"
No, wait, that was Pancho Villa. Let me try that again!
"They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance!"
No... some Civil war guy said that before getting shot. Sedgwick, I think...
"This is for Mathilda!" *pulls pin*
... That was a movie. Crap, I suck at coming up with last words...
That's it!
"I suck at last words. Tell them this is for the Elephants!" *pulls parachute ripcord* _________________ It's ironic to consider that the only thing that didn't survive the 2012 Apocalypse was the Twinkie (Except in Canada).
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I'm a guy btw. Just saying that because in most post-apocalyptic settlements, they same to be uneducated.
