Alphons
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Sep 17, 2000 (Age: 18)
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Alphons

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Had a fucking bomb alert at school just before exams. Pretty funny... May 7, 2019

Alphons was last seen:
May 27, 2019 at 10:05 AM
    1. Alphons
      Alphons
      Had a fucking bomb alert at school just before exams. Pretty funny...
      1. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Damn. Like that FilthyFrank lifehacks video
        May 7, 2019
      2. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        I work at a school and we had an intruder drill go off that I had no prior notice of. I was alone in a classroom working on a projector and I just locked the door and hid behind a protruding wall.
        May 8, 2019
    2. Alphons
      Alphons
      Matura exams started this week- maths today.
    3. Alphons
      Alphons
      Fun fact- Koopa Troopa means dead man's shit in Polish.
    4. Alphons
      Alphons
      So I just got my Geo test back and couldn't make out a teacher's comment on one of the tasks. When I asked her she told me that it says...
      1. Alphons
        Alphons
        HERESIES. Didn't know 40K was so popular.
        Mar 20, 2019
    5. Alphons
      Alphons
      Who's Chow Mendez and why do I get ads with him on every Youtube video?
      1. Ayelander
        Ayelander
        Sounds like a dog breed.
        Mar 19, 2019
    6. Alphons
      Alphons
      I always was a sucker for heist/ gangster movies. I kinda feel like I'm reaching the bottom of the bin. Could you recommend me some?
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        The movie is shot in a raw "tag along"-style, which I really enjoy. Some non-Norwegian viewers criticized the movie for its "lack of realism", but the movie retells real events detail by detail. The apparent absurdity at times reflects the real lack of preparation both from cops, as well as cluelessness by civilians
        Mar 13, 2019
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      3. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        If you've never seen Heat, fucking do it. It's a combination cop movie and gangster flick, and it's my favorite movie next to Fight Club and Full Metal Jacket.
        Mar 13, 2019
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      4. Alphons
        Alphons
        Thanks a lot. Haven't watched The Town or NOKAS so I'll definitely check them out. Last Man Standing and Road to Perdition were really good and Heat was brilliant.
        Mar 13, 2019
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    7. Alphons
      Alphons
      Playing Risen 3 for the first time. While it's not as awful like Arcania or Forsaken Gods it's still a far cry from their earlier games.
    8. Alphons
      Alphons
      Spending hours installing mods for Skyrim is a form of foreplay with Todd.
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    9. Alphons
      Alphons
      THQ Nordic bought Warhorse and rights to Kingdom Come. They'll apparently have large indenpendence from company.
    10. Alphons
      Alphons
      I wondered why are so many people excited about Blood... Then I played it in two sittings.
    11. Alphons
      Alphons
      EA's stocks had the biggest loss for over a decade after unveiling BFV sales numbers.
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      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        You don't know what real EDGE is until you leave the "7 years and up" section of the manga aisle.
        Feb 8, 2019
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      4. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        In my bookstore they’re arranged alphabetically
        Feb 8, 2019
      5. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        my local public library puts all manga and comics in the children's section regardless of content. which is... well batshit insane but whatever. i'm the only one that goes to the library anyways.
        Feb 8, 2019
    12. Alphons
      Alphons
      Bethesda- releases FO76 Players- why didn't you just release coop Skyrim Modders- release coop Skyrim
      1. Alphons
      2. RangerBoo
        RangerBoo
        If Bethesda can't make money off it they will kill it.
        Jan 18, 2019
    13. Alphons
      Alphons
      If you ever play Town of Salem don't use a name Pete Hines or you ask to get yourself lynched. Learned the hard way.
      1. RangerBoo
        RangerBoo
        What?
        Jan 16, 2019
      2. Risewild
        Risewild
        Ahahahah.
        I never thought of naming a character that.
        @RangerBoo Town of Salem is a multiplayer game, where factions try to be the last standing. It's a nice game, but I haven't played it in ages.
        Jan 17, 2019
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    14. Alphons
      Alphons
      "When we were creating FO76 I wanted to add something original to the universe. So I sat down and thought 'What if Draugr could use guns?' "
      1. Alphons
        Alphons
        FO76 Retrospective with Emil Pagliarulo- "Factions of West Virginia"
        Jan 10, 2019
      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Truly a creative genius of this era.
        Jan 10, 2019
    15. Alphons
      Alphons
      Happy New Year! I wish everyone for the new year to be better than the passing one.
    16. Alphons
      Alphons
      Fallout The Story (FO1 on NV engine) got revived.
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      2. Alphons
        Alphons
        What happened with it? Today I got a new video in my reccomended tab and skimmed through comments. One of them said that most of the team is back, but without @sesom.
        Dec 17, 2018
      3. Risewild
        Risewild
        I'm sorry, but I'm not at liberty to talk about it more than I already did. I shouldn't even said anything, to be honest...

        Only mentioned it so you know that I lost confidence on that project.
        And I was one of the biggest fans of it too.

        Still wish their team the best though.
        Dec 17, 2018
      4. Alphons
        Alphons
        Sure, no problem at all. It's just that I got super excited when I saw that video today, you don't often see mods revived after so long.

        Thanks for sharing what you could, I'll keep it in mind.
        Dec 17, 2018
    17. Alphons
      Alphons
      I'm going tomorrow to UN CC Summit in Katowice. My school takes part in some event there. What should I do if I meet Arnie?
      1. yfk12
        yfk12
        The important thing is to avoid any signs of weakness. I'd recommend that you beat him up; he'd respect you for it.
        Dec 13, 2018
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      2. Alphons
        Alphons
        Well, that blew out. Apparently I've signed up for a strike. We were standing on main stairs in the conference center singing and holding transparents. And there were reporters. Many. Some Polish ones, but mostly other countries. I'm sure I've seen some French, German and Korean ones.
        Dec 14, 2018
    18. Alphons
      Alphons
      I just walked out of my German oral exam. I was so stressed, that when they announced if I passed or not I didn't hear it clearly.
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        As for your grade, just ask them? It's not like your grade disappears after it is announced? Also, is the grading that immediate? It's been years since I went to school
        Dec 3, 2018
      3. Alphons
        Alphons
        It's for DSD certificate. I would feel a bit dumb asking for clarifying, as they told me it in German.
        Dec 3, 2018
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      4. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        I hope you’re ok man. I know the stress gets to us at the most inopportune times; but we’re all here for you.
        Dec 3, 2018
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    19. Alphons
      Alphons
      I was a game dev like you, but then I took Fallout 76 in the knee.
      1. Einhanderc7
        Einhanderc7
        How long left do you have to live?
        Nov 30, 2018
    20. Alphons
      Alphons
      Hitman 2018 is great. While story isn't great it's not bad either. And the levels... Outside of New Zealand they're all great.
      1. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        * hitman 2
        Nov 25, 2018
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    Birthday:
    Sep 17, 2000 (Age: 18)
    Occupation:
    Humble Adept of Economy