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zegh8578

Keeper of the trout, from Mare Stercore

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Back from Spain! Phew! As expected, I'm once again locked out of fucking everything, and now begins the recovery of all my accounts :) Aug 24, 2019 at 7:23 PM

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    1. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Back from Spain! Phew! As expected, I'm once again locked out of fucking everything, and now begins the recovery of all my accounts :)
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      2. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        Better safe than sorry. Friend lost 700 recently. I lost that much before too. Calling beforehand will help that.
        Aug 24, 2019 at 7:39 PM
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      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Nono I'm talking about online accounts, everything I log on to - except NMA, NMAs like... analog
        Aug 24, 2019 at 7:49 PM
      4. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        Ahhh. Yes, that is annoying.
        Aug 24, 2019 at 7:50 PM
    2. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Oh hey, looks like Brazil just went ahead and mercy killed the Amazon with fire
      1. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        That's what happens when you only shit every other day.
        Aug 21, 2019 at 1:59 PM
    3. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Get Twitter on your phone while you´re in Spain, she says - don´t remember password, so, locked out - I go to my mail to unlock
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        So now I have to do the whole goddamn dance, "Make sure your password is at least 80 characters long, with big and small characters, rhymes, references to the 70s - "
        Aug 5, 2019
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      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        And for both my emails, for that matter. When I get home, it´s gonna start again, "ANOMALY DETECTED! GEOGRAPHIC DISCREPANCY! ALERT ALERT! LOCK DOWN IN PROGRESS!"
        Aug 5, 2019
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Happened to me on my trip to Japan, good thing I only had access to wifi on the last 2 days so I fixed it in Colombia.
        Aug 5, 2019
    4. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      I´m in Spain, and I can`t find the correct apostrophe
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        I am also sweatting way less than I did in Norway
        Aug 3, 2019
    5. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      I like bumblebees
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      2. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        As a child I was once stuck in a car with a wasp nest. Very interesting experience.
        Jul 26, 2019
      3. RangerBoo
        RangerBoo
        Bumble bees are cute. Hornets not so much. Little fuckers keep stinging my poor pups.
        Jul 27, 2019
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      4. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Oh puppers
        Jul 27, 2019
    6. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Binging "Bondi Resque", man... even if I had muscles and knew how to swim better than a drowning crow - I couldn't do that shit...
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        I don't get it! Some people have to be resqued immediately after being resqued, they just WADE right back in - RIGHT BACK!!! And nothing deters them - red flags, signs, fucking skull and bones, NOTHING, just "You will DIE" "okay :0"
        Jul 20, 2019
      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Also, tourists - around the world - are the fucking worst. If you're ever a tourist, fuck you, because you're probably a fucking nightmare to everyone.
        Jul 20, 2019
      4. alec
        alec
        I had to google 'Bondi Rescue' to realize that you are wasting your life.
        Jul 20, 2019
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    7. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      As much as I bitch about Google translate, its biggest sin is probably to leave a word untranslated if it cannot find a translation -
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        - without indicating that that be the case, leaving an impression that it *has* translated a word, and that it simply happens to be the same in the other language.
        Jul 19, 2019
      2. alec
        alec
        It's just a really funny app. Er hangt een klonter schijterij aan mijn gekoeketiende lul --> There's a lump of shit on my cuckoo-fucked dick. 'Gekoeketiend' means 'covered in red spots'. :)
        Jul 19, 2019
    8. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Ugh, it's so hot here, but if I open doors or windows, all the bugs are gonna be all "CAVE :o better explore!"
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      3. alec
        alec
        You do realize that to keep it cold inside, you have to keep everything shut during the day, right? You only open windows and doors when Ra, to whom we bow in gratitude, is sailing on the Mesektet and travels to the land of darkness. The bugs are most likely the lost souls of atheists and child molesters.
        Jul 19, 2019
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      4. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Makes sense
        Jul 19, 2019
      5. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        Alec just gave away the plot of the movie Gods of Egypt.
        Jul 19, 2019
    9. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      How the hell do I research murder methods and technicalities - for fiction - without ending up on some list? The search results are all
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        "Google, help, I have accidentally fallen on a knife" and stuff, it's all accidents and pathologies, forcing me to add "no, you idiots: MURDER actually" to my search
        Jul 18, 2019
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        HA! Found a loophole! "Self defense"!!! Anything goes, got the results I wanted immediately! :D
        Jul 18, 2019
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      3. valcik
        valcik
        Stick with precise technical terms - "murder modus operandi analysis" queue returns a lot of hits with detailed scholarly papers.
        Jul 18, 2019
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    10. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      I just bought approx 50 dollars worth of Italian gellato. Was that wrong of me?
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      2. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        As an Italian, no. If anything it was the best decision you could’ve made.

        Just watch out for the Vegan Police.
        Jul 17, 2019
      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Made in Italy too. This particular grocery store is a minefield, it's just full of fancy import stuff, and will just murder your wallet. Once in a while I'll go there, and just have some tastes of the big life
        Jul 17, 2019
      4. MutantScalper
        MutantScalper
        I remember hearing stuff like beer, chocolate, cigarettes, etc. is really expensive in Norway. Fish is fairly cheap.
        Jul 18, 2019
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    11. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Just learned of Inuit folk-tales relating to hostile interaction with Norse explorers
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      3. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        Ahh right it involved the Germans and their Thule obsession. I'll find it.
        Jul 16, 2019
      4. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Dang, are these public domain type archives? I thought Wikisource was a treasure-trove! I've yet to actually read most of the Sagas, there's so much to catch up on
        Jul 16, 2019
      5. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        Not exactly. They have a Discord group apparently though. Keep in mind they will be mainly occultists but they will be well read.
        Jul 17, 2019
    12. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      TV pet peeve: Unsolved mysteries - where the conclusion of the program remains "we might never know" - thanks, I could have guessed that >:I
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Exactly my point! And indeed, if the point of the docu is to expose failings in a procedure or something, sure - but then don't bait viewers with the murder-mystery itself.
        Jul 15, 2019
      3. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        Because documentaries are now entertainment instead of education.
        Jul 15, 2019
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Ancient Aliens.
        Jul 15, 2019
    13. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      I am always amazed at some people's attitude towards "the logical". I just saw someone arguing that it seemed strange that America was named
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      2. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        Amerigo got his name from somewhere. Amirite?
        Jul 9, 2019
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        Jul 9, 2019
      4. Eshanas
        Eshanas
        Yes, because Americo is from Americus which is from Emmerich or something like that in German which means Brave /Strong/Whole Ruler or Brave Home. Which is a kickass name.

        It's not 'logical' to assume the first name bias, though that's just...biased.
        Jul 10, 2019
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    14. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Although I appreciate the sentiment, I'm not at all a fan of certain Youtube uploads having their title and description translated
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Norwegian is one of the smaller spoken languages in the world, about 5-6 mill. speakers, however it is 20th largest Wiki, and yet it is only one tenth of the size of English, in terms of number of articles, and yet smaller in terms of actual article content (most are stubs)
        Jul 3, 2019
      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        I appreciate all the sentiment, inclusion, translation, and ESPECIALLY if it is written coherently and intelligibly (which is like, a super-plus, to be able to understand your own damn language), but wow... for now it's like, mostly frustration-ville of growing-pain nonsense
        Jul 3, 2019
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Yeah, it's weird. At first O thought "Wait, someone dubbed a Lindsay Ellis video or something?" Then realized it was just the title getting auto translated.
        Jul 3, 2019
    15. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Whenever I see photos of poutine, I always think "jeez, that was the best picture they could find!?"
      1. alec
        alec
        Poutine always looks like someone went to McDonald's, came home and barfed into a bowl.
        Jul 2, 2019
    16. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Havin a glass of mead. It's okay. Not a "whoa, new favorite!" or anything, but I can see people drinking it.
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      2. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        Lucky bastard.
        Jun 21, 2019
      3. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        Mead's pretty good. There are some breweries I've been to that make some really good meads and wines.
        Jun 21, 2019
    17. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Why on earth does spiderman shoot web out his wrist, btw? I mean, his mutation is directly related to spiders, not a convenient deliberate
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        I've been visualizing a pants-on-his-ankles superherodude swinging from his own ass-silk, he'd clench, loosen from the thread, do his usual summersaults, for then to aim his rectum, shoot another string of ass-silk, and keep swinging, "wooo-ho-hooo!"
        Jun 20, 2019
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      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        In the Venture bros. There is a character that is a anatomically correct Spiderman. He has a butthole on his spine that he cleans with a q-tip.
        Jun 20, 2019
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      4. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        I love Venture Bros. I haven't seen it in forever since I don't have TV anymore though. Should look into buying the seasons.
        Jun 21, 2019
    18. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      I'm so amused that "Sargon" shaved looks the same as bearded, just as if his beard got painted over with skin
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    19. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      I just cut a tiny lil piece of thumb off a me
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Oh, and it was accidental. I got this tiny knife, for small slicing, IKEA, sharp as a motherfucker, it terrifies me. I got ANOTHER knife that is near identical, but really dull. I was cutting tomato, confident and happy I had the dull knife, but amazed at how well it suddenly cut. Guess the rest.
        May 31, 2019
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      3. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Knives are fun. Welcome to the Almost-Amputation-Association! I almost had to self amputate a frostbitten finger a couple months back. We all have fun stories here :)
        Jun 1, 2019
      4. I eat supermutants
        I eat supermutants
        Being a cook I've taken off several bits of myself. My poor wife's first memory of me cooking was me taking off the tip of my right middle finger. Scar is still there. It happens. Still don't have any baker's lines myself though. ( Rim of a hot sheet pan burn) Cuts and burns. As far as knives go keep them sharp. Cutting a tomato or yourself is better sharp than dull.
        Jun 1, 2019
    20. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      If I could just *be* someone, Lenny Kravitz is pretty high on that list
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