zegh8578
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Keeper of the trout, from Mare Stercore

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Googling "holotype", "did you mean holocaust?", no... no, I didn't... I meant "holotype" Nov 14, 2017

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    1. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Googling "holotype", "did you mean holocaust?", no... no, I didn't... I meant "holotype"
      1. eissa
        eissa
        you mean 'holotape' :v
        Nov 15, 2017
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    2. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Wth, side of my nostril kept tickling while I was eating, it was really puzzling me. Kept scratching, but it kept tickling
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Turned out a stray branch of mustache was pointing that way, for some reason, and was tickling my nose... :I
        Nov 14, 2017
      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Reminds me of when I found the biggest blood clot on my nose weeks after getting a massive cold in Poland.
        Nov 14, 2017
    3. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Huh, I learned today that some guys think it's gay to wipe their ass after shitting
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        I'm not sure I can re-find it, but there were a collection of screen shots of worried girls, asking if they were making too big a deal out of their bfs not wiping their ass, or not wiping adequately, leaving shit stains on their bed sheets and such
        Nov 12, 2017
      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        On at least a few of these, they mentioned confronting their bfs about it, and in these cases, the response tended to be that of "never going between the ass-cheeks" for any reason, which I find... amazing. No homo, but my butthole is clean enough to eat from.
        Nov 12, 2017
      4. Ben Soto
        Ben Soto
        I'll take your word for that.
        Nov 12, 2017
    4. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Tomonews is probably the worst thing on Youtube
    5. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      What exactly is it with my countrymen and killing wildlife!? Jeez... Most other western nations got some sort of "animal police" or
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      2. Ben Soto
        Ben Soto
        Uh... Sweden is the big furniture maker. Denmark makes LEGO, shipping, pharmaceuticals, wind turbines and beer.
        Nov 5, 2017
      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        I know Sweden has the whole IKEA thing, but Denmark produces these little twined chairs. If we rule out regular trade, then that - and beer - is what's left :V
        Sweden is a production juggernaut though. More furniture than Denmark could ever dream of, cars, airplanes, electronics, music, fucking bastards.
        Nov 5, 2017
      4. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        That was part of the list, by the way, they produce fucking bastards.
        Nov 5, 2017
    6. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      well
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        And there's no "getting off", it's for illustrative purpose. Now - that said - there exists "dinosaur porn", and I was on a dinosaur forum where one member got off on that. It was an "elephant in the room", and often contributed to tensions. Obviously, it is a sub-category of "furry porn", with anthromorphized dinosaurs
        Nov 2, 2017
      3. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah *breathes* Hahahahahahahahhahahaha...
        Nov 2, 2017
      4. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        You wouldn't laugh if you saw his gallery :(
        Nov 2, 2017
    7. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Ross Kemp always gotta be holding and fondling around with peoples guns
      1. lolpop109
        lolpop109
        Kinda gay ?
        Sep 18, 2017
      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        well, it is kind of an intimacy barrier he seeks to cross. They are usually actively used personal weapons he wants to fondle and touch
        Sep 18, 2017
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      1. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        Please don't post your dick cream links here spambot.
        Sep 12, 2017
      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Evil Morty is back.
        Sep 12, 2017
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    9. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Ughhh... accidentally saved an image as .jpeg... ruined. God how I hate that piece of shit format...
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        I generally stick to PNG when it comes to all images, digital art in particular, but generally with all images. PNG saves each pixel exactly as they are. BMP does too, but BMP is ancient and huge files.
        Sep 9, 2017
      3. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        Thanks for the advice.
        Sep 9, 2017
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Lost transparency? That's why I always keep the editable file.
        Sep 10, 2017
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      zegh8578
    11. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      dang, googled "who buys" and sentence completed "who buys isis oil", and it was indeed what I was looking for
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      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Not only is it creepy, but it is consistently insulting as well.
        Sep 4, 2017
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      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Now it's throwing SSD ads after upgrading my PC....
        Sep 5, 2017
      5. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        Turns out Orwell was wrong and Aldous Huxley was right.
        Sep 5, 2017
    12. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      ooooo miooooo babbiiiiiiiinooo caaaaaaroooooooo
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      2. Crni Vuk
        Sep 5, 2017
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      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Hmmm, that one is actually pretty cool
        Sep 5, 2017
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      4. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        Omae wa mou shindeiru.
        Sep 5, 2017
    13. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      I'm glad to see fat little spider is doing fine outside my door, a fair distance from my entrance, after throwing it out from my apt
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      3. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        Just be glad humans didn't evolve like spiders. Or mating would be literaly a question about fun or death.
        Aug 23, 2017
      4. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        A lot of arthropods do that, but I guess, to them it's totally worth it. The drive is real, and those poor males hurl themselves gladly to horrible, cannibalistic death, grinning as they expire
        Aug 23, 2017
      5. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        Yeah, when it comes to the really small creatures, like insects or anthropods and such ... the males really get quite often the short end of the stick!
        Except maybe for the Kraken, which has 3 penises ... and at least one of them seems only to be for pleasure.
        Aug 23, 2017
    14. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Prometheus is on tv, and is maybe 15 minutes in, and allready is pissing me the hell off...
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      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        You know what will make the xenomorphs creepy again? Making them the creation of a metrosexual robot he did for lols.
        Aug 20, 2017
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      4. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        Do androids even have a penis that could get errect when they dream about electric sheep?
        Aug 20, 2017
      5. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        All android robots would be fitted with fully functional genitalia, otherwise, what would be the fucking point? :'v
        Aug 20, 2017
    15. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Creationists try to establish dinosaurs as fire-breathing, to correspond with dragons
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      2. Hassknecht
        Hassknecht
        Most fearsome beast that no man can hunt? *heavy breathing* A gold doubloon for he who spots the seabeast first!
        Aug 16, 2017
      3. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        Let's be honest, if Jesus was real, he would be a metal fan.
        Flipping tables and whiping people? Com on.
        Aug 16, 2017
      4. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        What is this blasphemy!? >:O
        Aug 16, 2017
    16. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Dreamt that I had Putin and his family over for dinner tonight... weird...
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Nono, it was even quite pleasant. It was like we were old buddies, but even then, I was quite surprised - in the dream - that I had managed to invite him over, and that he showed up.
        Aug 13, 2017
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Did he put in the effort to be nice at dinner?
        Aug 13, 2017
      4. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Yes, he was being very forthcoming and social
        Aug 13, 2017
    17. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Is it secret!? Is it safe!?
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        *pushes nose into your face!!!*
        Aug 10, 2017
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    19. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Lynch really likes lamps, don't he
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        He went on a mini rant about cellphones.
        Aug 5, 2017
      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        He did? He is a bit of a cook, but that's not a bad thing in itself
        Aug 5, 2017
      4. Walpknut
    20. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Only 25-ish years to the dreaded technological singularity. We better get to work developing sinisterly motivated AI, and linking
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        I hope the super-AI decides that in order to protect humanity, humanity itself will have to be erradicated completely. Someone should start working on such a script.
        Aug 2, 2017
      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Laurence Fishburne, I hope you are ready, and know that we are all looking to you to lead the underground resistance
        Aug 2, 2017
      4. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        See you in 25 years.
        Aug 2, 2017
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