Last night I got drunk and smacked my wife. Then I woke up the next morning and find out my wife has been dead for 6 years. Who the hell did I hit?
Fallout: A Post-Nuclear Apocalyptic Novel
What Kind of Person Is Big Boss?
• I drink like a fish, and then I start hugging people like a drunk bitch. Next thing ya know I'm picking fights with my best friends, then I start with the hugging again.
• Half the time I don't even know what I'm trying to say.
• People sometimes tell me my arguments' aren't intellectual. No shit dude. I'm fuckin' drunk. How many drunk people have you had intellectual arguments with?
°I wanna chick that's down to fuck right away, and even does my homies if it's ok. A lil chick that's down with a quickie, a lil chickie-chickie, I ain't bein' picky though. So you might be a little bit fat, you might even stink a bit, I don't mind that. Even if ya don't go on the first date, just put my nuts in your mouth and I'm straight.
°You wanna see the world , you wanna work the town, you wanna meet a girl, you wanna settle down, you wanna start a family and ya own a home, I wanna run with a set from the ghetto zone.
°Eh yo, don't look now but there he goes again, its me and the grim reaper best of friends he's always hang in' around waiting for me to die, we shot a game of pool, he's not a bad guy.