Bad movies you love?

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by R.Graves, Jun 17, 2018.

  1. R.Graves

    R.Graves Confirmed Retard

    Apr 21, 2016
    I love bad movies. Well the good ones anyways. Does that make sense? Not really but whatever there are a lot of good bad movies out there but these are some of my favorites.
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    This is unironically my favorite marvel movie. It's pace is way to fast for its own good, can't decide if it wants to be for kids or adults, and it's a tonal clusterfuck. But it's just got this adventurous feel to it despite it just being set on earth and nothing too crazy happening until the end anyway. Also leah thompson is just the absolute cutest in this movie. Out of every marvel movie released this is the one I find myself revisiting the most.

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    Disclaimer: I am not a stoner. I don't smoke weed. This movie is retarded. From what kick starts the plot to the events that unfold this movie is just dumb and a bit cartoony. The acting is... not great. But every element that should make the movie terrible just has this wierd charm to it. It's just an oddly lovable movie.
     
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  2. Millim

    Millim What the fuck is this for a shit?!

    Oct 13, 2010
    There's The Room, everyone must say The Room.
    But I also have a massive love for Freddy Got Fingered
     
  3. MPPlantOfficial

    MPPlantOfficial Still Mildly Glowing

    Aug 24, 2017
    Alien 3.
    You can tell a good chunk of the script got cut out. It's bad as a movie obviously but actually better as a horror movie. The critter shouldn't wait until you're ready for it. It shouldn't give you a chance to prepare.
     
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  4. Cobra Commander

    Cobra Commander A Smooth-Skin

    Dec 6, 2016
    Hackers, with Jonny Lee Miller.

    I LOVE that movie. So silly and unreal.
     
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  5. Gizmojunk

    Gizmojunk Vault Fossil

    Nov 26, 2007
    Starcrash



    This movie has Hasselhoff with a Light Saber [@1:36]; after wearing a Black Lagoon styled creature mask [@2:34]. It rips off Jason and The Argonauts too. (He's not the guy shown in the Mork Suit, that's Marjoe Gortner.)

    I first saw this at a Sci-Fi convention in Austin. The guy running the movie room found it unlabeled in the box of DVDs, and put it on. We all watched in disbelieving awe, and some of us fell to the floor laughing—and it kept—getting—even more—unbelievable.

    Everyone was transfixed, and couldn't leave.
     
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  6. Crni Vuk

    Crni Vuk M4A3 Oldfag oTO Orderite

    Nov 25, 2008
    Explain.

    Because it isn't obviously a 'bad' movie.
     
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  7. Cobra Commander

    Cobra Commander A Smooth-Skin

    Dec 6, 2016
    alien 3 is great, imho.
     
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  8. Hassknecht

    Hassknecht For hate's sake Admin Orderite

    Aug 16, 2010
    That movie looks absolutely fantastic. I need it in my life now.
     
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  9. R.Graves

    R.Graves Confirmed Retard

    Apr 21, 2016
    Alien 3 does too much wrong to be considered great. It kills two of aliens three leads off so fast that it doesn't have any impact beyond "oh fuck you". It's alien shouldn't exist because a face hugger physically wouldn't be able to latch onto a dog. Not to mention how shitty the alien looks in the majority of its shots. The only real thing the movie has going for it is that it isn't resurrecton.
     
  10. Crni Vuk

    Crni Vuk M4A3 Oldfag oTO Orderite

    Nov 25, 2008
    Actually I really like the direction of Alien 3, very much even. You are spot on, there are plenty of faults that prevent it from beeing a masterpiece like Alien and Aliens, but calling Alien 3 bad? Hell I would make the argument that it is actually a pretty decent movie, if you can ignore that giant plothole with the facehugger. It has a good structure, an awesome score, great acting and pacing and the story is really trying to do something on it's own and not just a bigger and better Aliens with more marines, more guns and ships and explosions ... which is what they would do today. I can understand that people are upset with the death of Newt and Hudson, eh maybe that could have been done in a better way I agree, but it doesn't kill the movie for me.

    Resurrection is trash though. But still light years ahead of AvP.
     
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  11. MPPlantOfficial

    MPPlantOfficial Still Mildly Glowing

    Aug 24, 2017
    Well I'm actually one of the people who dislike (well not really dislike as a movie but didn't like the direction it was going) Aliens. Alien 3 isn't perfect but I thought it was a better sequel that went back to the basics:
    You have an alien, you have a couple of a couple of defenseless bastards.
     
  12. R.Graves

    R.Graves Confirmed Retard

    Apr 21, 2016
    You're one of those "just do the same thing again" people huh?
     
  13. Gizmojunk

    Gizmojunk Vault Fossil

    Nov 26, 2007
    Best kind.
     
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  14. MPPlantOfficial

    MPPlantOfficial Still Mildly Glowing

    Aug 24, 2017
    Gross generalization but for Alien yes.
    I don't mind it much for other genres. They could turn The Expendables into a court drama and I wouldn't care.
     
  15. Gizmojunk

    Gizmojunk Vault Fossil

    Nov 26, 2007


    I used to think that someone's compressed hair popping back into shape was just something in cartoons.
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    Another movie that comes to mind is: Last Dragon



    And of course:
    The Adventures of Remo Williams
     
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  16. R.Graves

    R.Graves Confirmed Retard

    Apr 21, 2016
    This is great dumb b-movie parody.
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    48% on rotten tomatoes tho.
     
  17. Crni Vuk

    Crni Vuk M4A3 Oldfag oTO Orderite

    Nov 25, 2008
    No one mentioned Freddy got Fingered?

     
  18. Gizmojunk

    Gizmojunk Vault Fossil

    Nov 26, 2007
    It was mentioned. ;)

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    How about Dirty Work?
     
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  19. Crni Vuk

    Crni Vuk M4A3 Oldfag oTO Orderite

    Nov 25, 2008
  20. gustarballs1983

    gustarballs1983 -Level 99 in Fallout Fixt-

    Oct 28, 2009
    My favorite in this category is Steel Frontier.. sort of like mad max/Fallout clone however i like it.

    I hope it doesn't fall under varez rules as it is on YT and for example in my country this movie is not available anymore for purchase.