Escapist Magazine calls Bethesda killers of Fallout

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  1. yfk12

    yfk12 Degenerate who belongs on a cross

    May 31, 2018
    So do you huff Sherwin-Williams, or are you not a peasant? Benjamin Moore is where it's at.
     
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  2. AureliusofPhoenix

    AureliusofPhoenix Centurion

    Jun 25, 2018
    At least it’s not Behr.
     
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  3. The Outsider

    The Outsider The Wandering Traveler of Many Realities

    Jan 9, 2019
    You know what? Fuck it...
    PAINT IT BLACK!
    PAINT EVERYTHING PITCH BLACK AS SOON AS FUCKING POSSIBLE!!!
    I WILL MAKE THAT REALITY AND EVERYONE ELSE'S DARK AS NIGHT!!!
    I WILL TURN FALLOUT 4 INTO AN A SEQUEL TO THE MOVIE PITCH BLACK,
    EXCEPT EVERYONE FUCKING DIES BY DEATHCLAWS AND BIORAPTORS THAT CAN BREED AND UNLEASH HELL!!!
    WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW HUH BITCHES, WHERE'S YOUR FUCKING GOD NOW?!?!
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!---
    (coughs) ahem...
    Care to change the subject would you kindly?
    I almost lost myself to the whole "Paint the wall with what color you prefer?" and good lord that is a waste of time of a quest in Fallout 4, I mean it's nothing but shooting and looting and a few "changes" into story and the world around you and... And... A-... let's just change the subject to more of a friendly agreement, ok? Okay. :bow:
     
  4. AureliusofPhoenix

    AureliusofPhoenix Centurion

    Jun 25, 2018
    Ok but I really wanna see a black wall now.
     
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  5. The Outsider

    The Outsider The Wandering Traveler of Many Realities

    Jan 9, 2019
    What do you think about The Outer Worlds?
    I think it's going to be amazing! (even more amazing than that mix-bag of a game Fallout 76)
     
  6. AureliusofPhoenix

    AureliusofPhoenix Centurion

    Jun 25, 2018
    Very off topic, but hopefully decent.
     
  7. The Outsider

    The Outsider The Wandering Traveler of Many Realities

    Jan 9, 2019
    I know right? But is it off-topic? Because the reveal trailer for the game pretty much roasted Bethesda Game Studios' Fallout 4 and Fallout 76, mostly 76. Plus, Obsidian Entertainment are in wonderful terms with their Publisher & Collaborator, Private Division! Isn't that great? It's definitely great! :D
     
  8. AureliusofPhoenix

    AureliusofPhoenix Centurion

    Jun 25, 2018
    I’d challenge you to find a game that doesn’t have the potential to roast 76.
     
  9. The Outsider

    The Outsider The Wandering Traveler of Many Realities

    Jan 9, 2019
    Fucking Fortnite and No Man's Sky is what comes to mind.
    If that's not what you're asking, then I obviously don't know what-
    Oh! and also Metal Gear Survive! Can't forget about that game.
     
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  10. AureliusofPhoenix

    AureliusofPhoenix Centurion

    Jun 25, 2018
    Touché.
     
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  11. Black Rose

    Black Rose Master of Puppets

    Dec 5, 2018
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  12. yfk12

    yfk12 Degenerate who belongs on a cross

    May 31, 2018
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  13. Walpknut

    Walpknut This ghoul has seen it all

    Dec 30, 2010
    Why would we talk about The Outerworlds on a thread about an article on how Bethesda killed the franchise?
     
  14. Gaddes

    Gaddes Look, Ma! Two Heads!

    May 18, 2010
    It took them a while, but better late than never. FO has been on life support for a while now. Are FO3 and 4 the worse thing ever? No, but that doesn't change the fact that both are very stales takes on the franchise. I see talk about they kept the East and West coast lore operate, but that is not true at all. The East Coast is still crammed full of west coast factions, save for a few small changes. Honestly if Bethsoft would actually focus on expanding their own lore i.e Broken Banks near North Carolina and South Carolina would be an interesting area as it's so far from the DC area but I know FO5 will have the Brotherhood, a new model of power armor, new super mutants and more than likely the Enclave.
     
  15. The Outsider

    The Outsider The Wandering Traveler of Many Realities

    Jan 9, 2019
    Todd Howard: "Hey fans, guess what? That's right, Fallout 5 will be the same as Fallout 3 and 4, but with new content from our CREATION CLUB!! Now you can determine the fate of the new wasteland located in what else? Rhode Island! What? It's better than New Jersey to me personally. Also, our content will no longer be $6, but $20 each. So if that displeases you, don't worry! Pre-Order now (and I mean NOW) in order to get 5% discount on all of our content! And don't forget to support us on Making Fallout 76 Great Again by buying ALL of our cosmetics from the Atomic Shop, just to keep in touch with all of my faithful followers! Thank You for all of your support and now excuse me... I'm going to see and ol' friend of mine, Pete Hines. THEN I'M GOING TO SUCK OFF HIS RADIATING POISONOUS COCK, IN ORDER TO GET SOME MORE PEOPLE TO WORK OFF WHATEVER SHIT PROJECT I HAVE WITH BETHESDA GAME STUDIOS BY OFFERING MORE BULLSHIT HYPE THAN ANYTHING NEW, BECAUSE I HAVE A "FAMILY" AND BY "FAMILY" I MEAN MY PATHETIC EXCUSE ON OFFERING ANYTHING NEW ON THE TABLE, OKAY?! JUST FUCK YOU AND YOUR PRECIOUS "ROLE-PLAYING" GAMES, 'CAUSE AT BETHESDA GAMES STUDIOS YOU'RE OUR BITCH UNTIL THE DAY YOU FUCKING ROT AND DIE, YOU FAGGOT-ASS COCKSU--- it's still rolling isn't it?

    We'll just keep you guys notified until something big has happened, okay?
    Okay! Again, thank you guys for all your support and hopefully, the "Big Man Upstairs" didn't hear that one part where I said I'll do something with his---"
    Pete Hines: "TODD HOWAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
    Todd Howard: "Ah, Sugar Honey Ice Tea..." (cue the Seinfeld theme song)
     
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  16. Black Rose

    Black Rose Master of Puppets

    Dec 5, 2018
    You should calm down, dude. Excessive caps aren't necessary and it's annoys people...
     
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  17. AureliusofPhoenix

    AureliusofPhoenix Centurion

    Jun 25, 2018
    WHAT? IT DOES
     
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  18. Black Rose

    Black Rose Master of Puppets

    Dec 5, 2018
    Ha ha! You rebel!

    I'm trying to find something witty to say about Todd Howard, but everyone has already done that for me.
     
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  19. AureliusofPhoenix

    AureliusofPhoenix Centurion

    Jun 25, 2018
    Todd Howard is short.

    *Total anarchy ensues*
     
  20. Black Rose

    Black Rose Master of Puppets

    Dec 5, 2018
    He's 5'6". Confirmed.
     
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