AureliusofPhoenix
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AureliusofPhoenix

A Cold Reality, Male, 21, from Masstatustetts

I love how in the TV adaptation of The Last Kingdom, Uhtred is this swashbuckling hero, but in the original books he’s a fucking douche. Dec 11, 2019 at 11:17 PM

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    1. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Holy shit, welcome back, @Serge 13. Happy to see you alive, man.
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      2. alec
        alec
        One of his teeth is dying, though. Isn't that funny? It always starts in the more inconspicuous places, doesn't it? My grandfather died because death was having a BBQ in his colon. I never went. If I want a shitty hamburger, I just go to McDonald's.
        Nov 1, 2019
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      3. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Man my teeth are rotting too, I can relate lmao.
        Nov 1, 2019
    2. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Does Horus Rising have any right to be as amazing as it is?
      1. Hassknecht
        Hassknecht
        It's Dan Abnett, of course it has every right to be so.
        Nov 1, 2019
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    3. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Crusader Kings 2 is pretty cool, eh? Lets you incest and doesn’t afraid of anything.
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      2. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        It provides for funny scenarios but nothing I can get too far into.
        Oct 31, 2019
      3. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Don’t even get me started on how much wars in CK piss me off
        Oct 31, 2019
      4. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Maybe it gets cooler once I buy all the add-on packs.
        Oct 31, 2019
    4. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Brenner the Bounty Hunter has been released as a Warhammer Chronicles omnibus. Well worth the $21 USD price tag. CL Werner is a good author
    5. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Never got the whole “stickin it to the Man” craze in games now. I’m all for poking fun at the system, but has anyone actually done it well?
      1. RangerBoo
        RangerBoo
        No and thats because the people who try to poke fun of the system are part of the system. Its pretty much a "How do you do fellow kids? coming from them.
        Oct 26, 2019
    6. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Warhammer Fantasy Orks not being medieval Warhammer 40K Orks really fucked me up.
    7. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      I just saw a FB comment putting forth the idea that “kill the goblin” is used as a masturbation euphemism by someone, somewhere. Glorious.
    8. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Marvel Future Fight has been undergoing maintenance all fucking day. Odd to me, considering the fact that the game ran JUST FINE before.
      1. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Stop playing shit games maybe.
        Oct 23, 2019
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      2. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Fuck that bro gotta play em then complain about them. You know, that comment sounded awfully familiar to someone else I know.

        Stay away from Graves, Toront. He’s rubbing off on you. Or you’re rubbing off on each other. Either way you might end up as gay as he is.
        Oct 23, 2019
      3. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        Isn't this a mobile game? Stop playing shit games.
        EDIT: mobile games don't have to be bad. But 99% of them are. Also, it's a phone. So games just feel eh on them even if it wasn't complete shit.
        Oct 23, 2019
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    9. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      I’ve just watched the movie Perfect for the third time and it’s still awful. I hate it.
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      2. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        It’s something all right. I can’t tell if I love it for how ridiculous it is or hate it for that same reason.
        Oct 22, 2019
      3. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        The pace is absolutely wild.

        Within like the first 25 minutes he gets sucked off into a new world, saves a girl from rape, stays at her apartment, goes to a museum, goes to the unemployment office, gets and loses a job at a bathouse, has a falling out with his friend...
        Oct 22, 2019
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      4. alec
        alec
        Is no one going to remark that "I’ve just watched the movie Perfect for the third time and it’s still awful" is a beautiful sentence? It's literature. It comes close to "For sale: baby shoes, never worn."

        And it brought a smile to my face.
        Oct 22, 2019
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    10. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      The Flash is a legitimately awful show, but it still got me to watch it for a few seasons on Netflix so... they win, I guess. Fuckers.
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      2. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Watching any cw show calls for immediate sudoku
        Oct 21, 2019
      3. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Seppuku? Lmao
        Oct 21, 2019
      4. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        What does seppuku have to do with numbers and blocks of them and ordering them correctly? C'mon man.
        Oct 21, 2019
    11. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      I’ve replayed The Wolf Among Us. It’s fun, but BUTCHERS the Fables series that it’s supposed to be based on. Gotta side with Walp on this.
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      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        It being a prequels in fact makes the lore breaks worse.
        Oct 20, 2019
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      4. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        I really don't know much about it anyway. Didn't think a prequel would contradict so much of something but it's not impossible.
        Oct 21, 2019
      5. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Basically TWAU was written by someone who never read past the first issue of the comic IF that.
        Oct 21, 2019
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    12. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      I wonder if Pompey “Magnus” was self aware and didn’t care, or if he was just so caught up in his own bullshit he didn’t know he was an ass
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      2. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        But was he not self aware of the fact that his ass cared about bullshit?
        Oct 16, 2019
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      3. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        I think he just shit like a bull at this point.
        Oct 16, 2019
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      4. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        True. Shame we’ll never know if he was didn’t care aware.
        Oct 16, 2019
    13. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Telltale games are... disappointing, usually, but the two Batman ones are wonderful. Impaling Carmine Falcone’s smug ass will never get old.
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      2. 5545Trey
        5545Trey
        I really enjoyed Telltale's take on the Joker. It was a really bold move, and it's something I can respect the writers for.
        Oct 17, 2019
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      3. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        John Doe was fucking amazing and I loved the idea of Bruce turning him into a villain or vigilante
        Oct 17, 2019
      4. Alphons
        Alphons
        What about Minecraft: Story Mode though? Shame there wasn't third season...
        Oct 17, 2019
    14. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      You ever wonder if ancient stereotypes play a role in newer ones? Like do modern Frenchmen fit some Gaul stereotypes? I’m honestly curious
      1. BigGuyCIA
        BigGuyCIA
        French chicks are hairy AF. Confirmed Gallic genes.
        Oct 11, 2019
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    15. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Rome Total War’s Imperial Campaign as Thrace on Hard is an... interesting experience. By that I mean it’s actual torture. 10/10 SO turned on
    16. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      We strike first/and we’re unrehearsed /here it goes again here comes the greatest show in heaven and on earth
      1. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        Something 100x better than A7X. They grow up so fast.
        Oct 10, 2019
      2. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Lmao you’re biased
        Oct 10, 2019
      3. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        BIG facts
        Oct 11, 2019
    17. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      The fuck is the music world’s obsession with Lizzo?
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      2. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Speaking of stuff I like, the Black Keys album that came out a few months ago is pretty niceee
        Oct 7, 2019
      3. Hassknecht
        Hassknecht
        There has been soooo many good albums this year, it's ridiculous.
        Oct 7, 2019
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      4. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Oct 7, 2019
    18. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Don Draper reminds me of Michael Townley in his treatment of his family, if the only family member Michael was an asshole to was his wife.
    19. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      My swarthy complexion has turned as pale as Graves, and I’m coughing up blood, among other things. Good news?...
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      2. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Went to the ER this morning. I’ll be ok, so long as I don’t lose any more blood, which means leaving the pain meds for my crash for awhile while I balance my sugars again.
        Oct 4, 2019
      3. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Plenty of fluids. Sunlight. Less addictive pain meds.
        Oct 4, 2019
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      4. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Way ahead of ya, but thanks Toront. I appreciate the advice.
        Oct 5, 2019
    20. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      “A man must embrace his fate-“ “-or be destroyed by it. *chuckles* The fucking cunt said that to everyone.”
      1. Norzan
        Norzan
        That's from Spartacus, Batiatus used to say the quote before the chuckle and I believe Crixus said the quote after the chuckle.

        Haven't watched the whole series in years but i used to watch it a lot because Fox used to do reruns of every season.
        Oct 3, 2019
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      2. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        You got it. I’d give you a prize had I one to give.
        Oct 3, 2019
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