Comments on Profile Post by Hoplite

  1. alec
    alec
    Ask your ex-girlfriend. Oh, that's right, she's too busy sucking black cock.
    Feb 11, 2020
  2. Hoplite
    Hoplite
    That's fine by me, by the end of next month she'll be irrelevant to me, as per the grieving process
    Feb 11, 2020
  3. Aurelius Of Phoenix
    Aurelius Of Phoenix
    Fart in their face, then bench heavy to create pheromones that will attract him.
    Feb 11, 2020
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  4. Hoplite
    Hoplite
    the fuck did I just read
    Feb 11, 2020
  5. Aurelius Of Phoenix
    Aurelius Of Phoenix
    The answer to your question, bro. Make sure to use creatine to maximize gains and pheromone production, that'll get 'em going. Beans and spicy food can make some wicked farts, but be careful you can easily go overboard into diesel farts and no one likes those. You gotta find a balance in the smell and force of the fart to produce the desired effect.
    Feb 11, 2020
  6. Alphons
    Alphons
    No bra, sexy skirt and stockings. It might not work if you're also a guy.
    Feb 12, 2020
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  7. Hoplite
    Hoplite
    I think I'll just hit on him, Aurelius.
    Feb 12, 2020
  8. Aurelius Of Phoenix
    Aurelius Of Phoenix
    Well if you want to be gay about it I guess you could do that.
    Feb 12, 2020
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  9. alec
    alec
    I love how quickly you went from a guy who had imagined a future with his girlfriend to a faggot who wants to suck cock and lick hairy assholes. Go you! And do post pics of your cum covered face in the Quaffer thread over at The Order. Hassknecht gets off on that kinky shit.
    Feb 12, 2020
  10. Hoplite
    Hoplite
    I mean, she literally claimed jesus told her to break up with me. I can't really see myself mourning much longer when my boi in Miami looks like a five course meal with a dessert
    Feb 12, 2020
  11. alec
    alec
    Jesus probably told her that you're a latent cocksucker and a hairy ass worshipper who would one day give her the aids. And you're proving Him right.
    Feb 12, 2020
  12. KingArthur
    KingArthur
    This is your fault for dating a Jeebus freak. At least you found a hot sophomore friend *shrugs*
    Feb 12, 2020
  13. Aurelius Of Phoenix
    Aurelius Of Phoenix
    Seeing as how you're a budding fagaloon I think she might be telling the truth. Although I can't imagine God cares much for her sexual activities or your sexual proclivities.
    Feb 12, 2020