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Welcome to the club
Squad, what's the outside like? I haven't seen it since spring break started
Usually a lot less people. But for some reason the drivers are worse. That may just be me, I have little tolerance for those who don't understand stop signs and lanes.
Drivers are worse because they no longer give a fuck
If you can’t remember how to proceed at a stop sign then you should have your license revoked. No tickets. Just take it away.
When the monkey pees on my forehead, the potatoes are done. I heard a they talk about this guy, this monster, who killed his wife, who raped her and strangled her and then raped her again and again and again. Then he went and got a butcher's knife from the kitchen and a pack axe from the garden shed, and all during the night he fed his wife to the dogs in the neighbourhood..
Isn't it just all the same day with moments of sleep in between and the sun taking a break?
Our mayor is a child molester so they hauled him out of his house and took him to jail. It's on the front of the paper. Probably the most exciting thing to happen to this time since that one time back in the fifties when the entire town got conned out of a bunch of money for a fair that never happened.
Then we made a holiday out of it. Sucker Day.
I know it is Friday because weed is on sale.