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Well peetey like to dig himself 6 feet under and pile the dirt on top, he feels safe there. And I believe any game that doesn't let you customize at least 8 layers of unnecessary visual characteristics get laughed right out of E3. "Lord.... Seriously guys, in america you are african...

I'm just going to say that in order to be african american you must possess dual citizenship in both a country in africa and america.

Fallout 3 isn't an rpg either it's a shooter. It's both actually. It's a terribly conceived and developed shooter coupled with the bare bones minimal amount of rpg elements. It still has more rpg elements than bioshock by a long run. Well I guess if you would be fair it just takes the...

I actually hate that butcher pete song and its way too upbeat for fallout anyway. Fallout should have songs about lost hope and dreariness or even a song about hope would work. It is just an upbeat swing song about killing. I actually it goes quite well with the immaturity of bethesda...

Excuse me GM but there are no girls on the internet. They are mythical creatures that reside in caves under waterfalls with daniel day lewis.

Can I just defend porn here for a second and say that porn from the seventies actually had some very good stories and were quite funny most of the time. An example of this would be deepthroat, her clitoris was in the back of her throat. LOL!

Wow, first bioshock is not an rpg. It doesn't even have a fucking inventory. Second, bioshock ripped off fallout. Anyone have his email because I need to send some hate his way.

New list of Achievements: You properly used the controller to move forward. You managed to find the fire button. You successfully plugged in the xbox360. You successfully turned on the xbox360. You successfully put the game cd in the xbox360. You successfully inhaled air...

CHA-CHING CHA-CHING!!! CHOO CHOO!!!

Well fallout turns into 'save the world' anyway but that isn't really important. We don't know how the story will unfold but we do know that the main objective is to find your dad. Now this in itself is very unoriginal and does not fit in with the previous two main themes of finding something...

Well we don't know if Fallout 3 has a stupid story yet. So far it only has stupid characters, voices, AI, combat, quests, and dialogue. But no one knows how the story plays out. Oh and stupid sounds and buildable weapons.

Well that is the problem with taking a TB game and making it RT. While ranged weapons are great, the melee combat will take a hit, unless you make the AI dumb as fuck. The only way to work around this would give you some minor dodge and speed bonuses when you raise your melee stat and when...

I would rather buy the survival guide than the actual game. I would rather read the guide than play the game. There is something wrong here.

Other than the bolt should be on the right side, (which is the same retarded shit that CS did) this is what immersion is. Are you taking notes bethesda? They actually did a better first person interpretation of fallout than you did.

Alright I will ignore all the bad game design and it will simply vanish. For my next trick I will try and wish away Fallout 3 and Bethesda. Is it working?

"People said, “Oh, it’s just going to be Oblivion and Fallout,” but a lot of the stuff was already in Fallout. The looting, the bartering and all that crazy stuff. The thing is, Bethesda basically transitioned it into an Oblivion-style view, which is really just a first-person view. It’s not so...

What the hell is wrong with game reviewers? Do they get to suck on Todd's cock for unspecified amount of time if they give out a positive review? I just watched those 5 gameplay videos and played both oblivion and fallout 1 and 2 and can't agree with anything they say. Maybe all game...

How can anyone say they liked the voice actors???? What is going on here?? I feel like I'm in the fucking twilight zone. There was one good voice actor and that was the professional actor playing the president. I know realities are subjective but this is ridiculous. I reject your...

Ok, the first thing that annoyed the crap out of me is every time you killed someone you heard, "Cha-Ching!" Holy crap, who made that decision? Next is the train whistle when you fire the railroad gun. I just don't want to use that weapon at all now. It also looks retarded. A lot of the...

I love the, "It's fun" defense. There are a lot of things in life that are fun. Good things are fun, bad things are fun, mediocre things are fun. Not everything that is fun should be in a game, especially if it ruins the overall feel and setting of it. Whenever you take multiple functions...