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I think you're right. I am a deeply closeted gay man.

Matt Rife is a hack comic that is actually funny.

Monica Lewinski looks bangable now. If I was Bill I'd have a picture of her in Hillary's bedroom.

Buncha slack jawed flying flaggots round here... I fly a different flag. It's pure white with two eye holes cut into it. Just kidding this is my flag.

haha you start up here, okay? and then, you bring it down here. right?

No success looking for that video where Dana explains how to do a Michael McCaine impression. I can nail it every time now. Wish I could do Chris Walken. That takes some skillz.

Jaws: The Revenge didn't deserve the critical panning it still gets. Yup I get it the story doesn't make sense but all the Terminator sequels reviewed better and they make no sense either. I think the acting was great, the cinematography was great.

Jamie Lee makes me moist. Something about a woman not getting tons of work done when they age is just so sexy. I could be wrong but I think they had to use makeup to make her look reeeeeeeeeealy older for the new Halloween movies.

Heh Jaws is rated PG on Netflix. Anyone here catch any good new horror movies for Halloween?

I do know who Pete Holmes is does that almost count? https://youtube.com/shorts/vvHUQSl4s7c?si=pGH61aYFqB0958zx

I'd probably know who that guy is if I ever paid attention to anything Bethesda did after New Vegas.

I don't even get it but the laugh is contagious. 2023 needed him.

My neighbor's dog died yesterday she was friends with Mitzi I had to hold back water works. Beautiful English Setter. Parrots and turtles live a long time but all other pets you just pay for heartache.

This is the dumbest shit ever recorded. If you don't get it I can't blame you.

I love me a good cry. I think it's a good release. Little stuff does it for me. https://youtube.com/shorts/HiAc0G7CKgg?si=7vvIOYdkMOnlBo8I

What does that have to do with anything? We've been getting our asses kicked by people in sandals and pajamas since 'Nam.

Russia and Chyna have got to be shaking in their boots after seeing this.

I appreciate the way Japanese restaurants do it but a sprig of parsley or "on a bed of lettuce" is just fucking retarded and a waste.

Wow the way they fast track new tech during times of hardship is incredible! Check out this new invention!