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Kick your employers ass. Kick your neighbors ass. Find him, and kick his ass. The thiefs ass, not the dogs ass, of course. Your girlfriends father? Kick his ass, he will respect you afterwards.

Sigged!

I've been here for 1 ½ year. I'm staying in the background for now, constantly watching all your moves, learning your weaknesses. In time, I will slowly try to take control. And I will fail. Anyway, thanks.

Thanks, but it takes a mighty big shark to munch on this big ol' set of balls.

My coworkers are jackoffs. That pretty much sums up all of my weekdays.

I'm turning 22 today, and it feels awful.

^^ He's evolving.

I lift and move around shit.

Did Borat write the lyrics? Wawaweewa, I want peace. High five!

Amen, brotha. This shit has to stop, and pronto. And not only is the music of today degenerate garbage, the names of the bands are equally silly. Only in the 21st century could you listen to bands named "Nipple Belch 2000", "The Revenge of Balthazar Bubblebutt" and not to mention "Tweedballs...

7/10. Artful.

The freedom to do whatever you want. Had it been linear, I would've left it on the store shelf.

Kudos to NASA. They just thwarted an alien invasion.

But you'll buy it, right?

Overrated big-lipped skank.

Au contraire. It's the beeps that make it hilarious, especially the elongated beep.

It bores me. 1/10.

Just thought I'd share this with you guys. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMzp700JAL0&eurl=

I want to see a couple of tribals going at it.

The Kansas mission will be pretty much impossible without recruiting squaddies. But I guess it largely depends on the difficulty setting. And then you have the mission where you have to disable the six power nodes simultaneously, that will basically be impossible doing solo, unless there's...