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Yeah, finally got some dancing shoes or whatever. I can do it fine now, even got a beautiful daughter up to romance level. So it's working out fine now. :D

I own a copy of a Luca Turilli cd, Ancient Forest of Elves. I try to hijack the stereo and put it on at parties for a laugh. I also have mp3s of some awful songs like "Cold as Ice" by Foreigner.

Is it just me, or are those dancing bits really really hard? I can't even get a governers "plain" daughter. I may be number one pirate, I may have sacked 6 cities, and plundered christ knows how much bling-bling, but I can't get one single woman into bed because I dance like a spaz. Damn shallow...

I usually remain pretty stable when I'm drunk, but the stupidest thing I've ever done was when I was taking a piss off a very steep hill. Just fell straight down after taking my dick out. Woke up a couple of hours later with a sore head, a pretty deep 4 inch cut over my ribs, a massive graze on...

My face is exploding in anticipation of purchasing this game, everything I've heard makes it sound like what Redemption should have been. 2 more days, 2 more days...

FO1: Almost impossible to complete with any character who wasn't designed to be a fighter/shooter or whatever. I could never manage to finish it diplomatically. Also incredibly poor NPC AI. FO2: A little too much humour, which sometimes ruined the atmosphere a bit. Similar AI problems, but...

I thought antimatter was the new "hope for the future" scientific discovery these days? What happened to that idea?

It kind of looks like he's wearing a superhero mask with that band across his eyes. Creepy.

It's so awesome to see someone so obviously fueled with incredible amounts of hate and anger dealing with it in a reasonably constructive way, and making $31 in the process. Kudos to him, I say.

The homo purge is complete, except for the awesome general, but I plan to kill his sons, and ensure that his daughters never marry. Soon I plan to get rid of the insane ones as well, and the infertile and impotent. But I have to wait for my family to grow again. I hope this works.

It's not that their having sex with other men that annoys me, it's the fact that they're apparently the bitch. I've got a 7 star general guy who likes to "succumb to the amourous advancements of other men" or something. Where do these damn traits come from?

I'm assuming he got two threads mixed up, there's a post about lions in a political thread. I'm probably not the first to notice, but I'll damn well be the first to point it out.

The more I read threads like these, I realise two things: One, I know absolutely jack shit about what is happening in the world. Two, I really should be a lot more thankful that I live in a country where I don't have to worry about internal and external political, religious, or ethnic...

My family has some serious problems. There are at least 8 people with the "catamite" trait, and half of them also have the deviant sexual acts trait thing as well. Most of them have a drinking problem (or are on there way). What the hell is wrong with these people?

6 for the avatar, colourful, unique, hard to tell what it is though, +2 for your opinion on the US election.

I don't know why I keep getting excited over the next Star Wars film when I was so horribly let down by the last two. I feel like a battered wife or something, constantly crawling back to the cinema because I know, in my heart, I am George Lucas' bitch.