I always wonder why Bethesda is so obsessed with Aliens, then I came up with two theories, theory number one: Emil is an alien, or two, they own an alien something, don't know how this is gonna help, but ok.
Speaking of Emil, you know the infinite monkey cage? Y'know, you put monkeys in a cage and eventually they'll write Shakespeare? I have deduced that if you have an infinite Emil cage, he will never be able to write anything better.
They sexually identify as attack helicopters, you will call them apache, and respect they're right to kill for their country, if you do not, you're a heliphobe, and need to check your vehicle privilege.
Gothic Knights I agree with, they're one of my favourite units (alongside Greek Firethrowers) however, my favourite unit in Rome Total War was undoubtedly the Cataphract, because of how near invincible they were.
You know, I do not know why they're called the 'so-called' Islamic State, that's what their called, for fuck's sake, if you don't want to trigger moderate muslims, just call it IS or ISIS, it's not that difficult.