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Porn has always been for a good cause, pleasing pips, and keeping him away from playgrounds and retirement homes.

What?.. Free cinema tickets? You let them violate you in the worst way possible, for cinema tickets?

Paul Simon - Punky's Dilemma Wish I was a Kellogg's Cornflake Floatin' in my bowl takin' movies, Relaxin' awhile, livin' in style, Talkin' to a raisin who 'casionn'ly plays LA. Casually glancing at his toupee. Wish I was an English muffin Bout to make the most out of a toaster...

You're such a cutie.. Maybe I'll post a pic when I get my ID-photos for school.

6 There's a snake it it, which goes to your name. And some radioactive symbol, which goes to the fallout setting, I guess. Other than that, meh, it's ok.

You broke the link, and the flash sucked ass.

Matt is located outside the brotherhood bunker, in both San Fransisco and the Den.

Happy Birthday!! Take it as a compliment that people are having sex on your birthday (even though it's not with you)

How about adding Jebus to your list of gay names? Poor cat (Unless of course, he's one of them homo cats)

Really? They probably know eachother you know. EDIT: Holy crap! Give me my cat back!

My cat.

8 Gorgeous, just gorgeous.

Aren't you a little late with this? But, yes.. It was a pretty good movie, I wouldn't say as good as you just described it though.

No.. Gay people.

6 It's pretty nice, but it's freaking me out.

He could just wer a strap-on or something.. And turn gay.

Dildos? I remember back in the days, when a friend of mine and I stole his older brother's paintballs. And shot at people with them, using an old slingshot. I never got to use an actual paintball gun very much though.

Good luck man.. By the way, what's a penis-cordian?

Well, we were pretty close for a while.. Until the Danes came and fuched it all up.

Sorry about the link earlier.. I just changed it, does this one work?