We used to get told off at boarding school for flicking our towels in each other's eyes.
They didn't mind us breaking each others ankles and/or wrists on a weekly basis playing full contact British Bulldog on concrete.
It's a well-documented fact that people who play Fallout 2 are likely to go out into the streets and hit scabby young urchins in the groin with hammers.
Hehe, we got there first. You tried to take Canada off us in 1812 (if I recall correctly) and you got your capital burned for your pains. It was a draw.