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    My Cock Won't Fit In My Wife's Box

    What is that thing anyway? To me it looks just like any other colour stain on red background .... did this actually have a point, was it supposed to make sense? Or is the old Jarno back? If one can get past the worn-out part at the entry they can be just fine.... plus there's experience...
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    My Cock Won't Fit In My Wife's Box

    Actually I have a thing for chicks who wear those circle earrings, the ones that are a simple circle, at least three or four centimeters in diameter.... I mean avery time I see a girl wearing earings like that presto: instant wood! I can't figure why but it happens.... As for kids, the simply...
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    My Cock Won't Fit In My Wife's Box

    ok, that came out wrong, sorry... but you've got to admit that a box staight from the factory in wich one can place his cock hints (alot) to .... you know (or maybe I just have a verry dirty mind :) ). now when you say to take it straight out of the factory one thinks of fresh meat, really...
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    My Cock Won't Fit In My Wife's Box

    that could end up being called pedophilia...
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    Keys To German Nuclear Power Plant Lost

    A way to demonstrate one's virility. :P That has to be a lame joke, right? What kind of moron would get himself a dangerous material like that only to use it as a coffee table?
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    Keys To German Nuclear Power Plant Lost

    I am so reassured by the fact that they have decided to change the locks weeks after they lost the keys! I mean it's not like you should change the locks the moment you realize you lost a set of keys... what next? a meltdown caused by a plant worker who spilled his coffee all over some...
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    Filmed evidence of cops shooting minorities in urban US:

    We don't do that any more; these days we just cut them off cook them and sell them to the tourists as a national dish.
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    Filmed evidence of cops shooting minorities in urban US:

    Now that is just the kind of guy that serves and protects; nothing can stop him from completing this hazardous mission: showing the kiddies EXACTLY why one should never play with guns. God bless the man who thought that automatic weapons are too much for a cop to handle and God bless America...
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    So there's this Soviet guy who saved Earth...

    frissy: you should add this to your sig Jarno: cut the philosophical crap! the man must have balls of iron if he did what he did and that is a fact!
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    So there's this Soviet guy who saved Earth...

    The fact remains that I'll feast on your flesh while all you can do is eat grass wich is far from eating me, the worms got there way before you... Plus you have to face it: you're nothing more than an overgrown lamb who is being led to the slaughter :P Back to the russian guy: that was...
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    How do you think you will die?

    Your choice of life style has enabled you to live a nice long life.. To eventually die of a stroke, or was it a heart attack? Either way you out lived just about anyone that gave a shit about you anyway.. Congrats. same thing here... the people who made that test probably haven't heard about...
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    Gamer offs himself, Jack Thompson proves he's an asshole

    Tetris is evil! It hints at fornication, that is a common known fact, proven by the existence of sex-tetris. So this is nothing more than just another masturbatory activity that distracts us from worshiping God. Shame on us for not spending our days in prayer and contemplation! It is clear that...
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    The ultimate insane German director is at it again!

    This could explain everything: while directing herr Uwe is rather unconscious, all his directions are actually randomly chosen pieces of a delirium... how else could his movies suck to this point? Oh and where should we put the vampires? We should choose an original location, something that...
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    Translation error?

    Jarno, you perspective on the concepts of guilty/innocent are rather strange... I mean based on what you said I could throw a grenade into a crowd and be convinced that every one of the people killed as a result are guilty of something..... sounds like kamikaze logics, if there is such a thing....
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    Off with his Thumb!

    OK... so what kind of license are we talking about here? Limited term? How often should one renew it?
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    Top 10 Dumb Things Bush Said in 2004

    Well he is consuming some oxygen that could be better used elsewhere. :roll:
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    Top 10 Dumb Things Bush Said in 2004

    Well there are a lot of americans around to begin with, but some clever political moves could change all that (cut the health budget, hand out automatic weapons at every Wall Mart, start a campaign called "Obese is just phat" or "Junk food increases you life span" and many, you get the picture...
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    Top 10 Dumb Things Bush Said in 2004

    So the president IS trying to kill us all! Can somebody PLEASE put him out of his misery?
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    Today in Romania

    Nothing like some good old fashioned good clean fun! We used to have a lot of that in college, hell there was even a betting pool for some of the fights, those wold usually take place after classes, in an alley close to the school. Quite entertaining, really.
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