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Shh, shh. Let's keep the peace, gentlemen. As a rule - not official, mind you (just a figure of speech) -, make the criticism constructive. Not all people are qualified as critics (even critics may not be qualified to be critics) but at least you can impart a level of help, if not...

Ah, that sounds so grim. Lone Wanderers ain't going no where. It's here to stay until we slay the damned beast. However, as a moderator for the roleplaying board, I'd like to see more users here. Welsh, working on Kilrick and Lone Wanderers, can multi-task easy. I can't. I'd like to devout...

Happy Birthday, Odin! Another year, another step closer to the great dirtnap!

Oh, you guys... Just head on over to the Roleplaying section and say hello in the "hello" thread and then post your character on the "character" thread. Real simple. We'll get you set up according to your character. Currently, we've got the behemoth Lone Wanderers going on (personally, I...

Real men carry ridiculously oversized revolvers chambered for 7.62 rounds. Sigmund Freud is laughing it up in his grave right now.

I'm Gunslinger and I'm one of the two moderators of the Roleplaying Board (yes, we are a very elite crack group here). Currently, I'm one of the proud members of Lone Wanderers, the most ambitious project seen yet. My character is Caleb Rutgers, who'll probably be retired from any other RPGs...

I think most of us here at NMA have heard of Scotty's site and, yeah, I'd say they have a very nice fan fiction section. Unfortunately, I dont' think NMA's got a "permanent" (as in text format saved onto hard drive) section for fan fictions any more. Mainly because most fiction series flounder...

My uncle installed a demo of Fallout from a demo disk. Having never played an RPG (except for the unfriendly console games), we made an inept attempt of survival in the wastelands. Which meant heading to the raider camp, engaging in a fight with the nearest guy with the best looking gun, and...

The runeblade Frostmourne from Warcraft. It may cost you your sanity and sacrifice your friends, but it gives you a direct link to an orc-shaman-turned-liche-king-stuck-in-a-crystal-shard. Plus, it turns your hair a premature white.

There's still the new Sam and Max adventure game to look forward to. Oh, and I found a Curse of Monkey Island buried in the 10 dollar bin at a Fry's Electronics. Pirates, clever quips, great fun. Funny thing is that I've played all the Monkey Island games except for Escape from Monkey Island...

IC- Caleb led the way with Jeeva at his side. The bowie knife held straight before him gave out that same sickish green glow, imbued with the ghoul blood dripping over its blade. They did not turn back; it was not their habit. The collapsed in hole of “The Pit of Char” was impossible to crawl...

Someone tried that once. His name was Fang. His RPG was called "Lone Wanderers". It only worked for so long because it had welsh, me, and RogueHex to take the reigns. What I'm trying to say is that some newcomers may not show as much initiative. Saying that you'll be only the story guy is...

IC- Jeeva was still screaming as the ghouls hobbled painfully over. Caleb bent over and snapped the bundle of ropes around the ex-slaver’s hands with his bowie knife and jerked him up abruptly. But Jeeva only scurried behind the Blade. Naturally, Caleb’s first instinct would have been to...

The Army is So. Fucking. Cool.

Turns out its a subway station with a collapsed in tunnel. The hissing and steam is coming from a cranky steam vent. The rising steam makes a "Char-choosh" noise, thus the tribals call it the pit of Char, their god of death. You'll probably have read the last IC post by the time you read...

Three things happened as Caleb plunged into the dark pit of Char. First, the spit of wood that the taunt ropes bound him to clipped against the jagged spokes of metal sticking out. Through the hiss of steam, Caleb heard the wood splinter. Secondly, Jeeva finally woke up from his slumber...

Can't believe no one mentioned this yet: Blood 2's flaregun. It incinerates target upon impact and, if I remember correctly, it's alternative fire mode can unload its magazine of flares in quick succession. Grrreat fun.

Concept was cool but I was a little bit put off about the overall look of the weapon after it was upgraded (near to the last upgrade, it seemed to resemble a giant feather...). Then there's the whole prospect of fighting somebody with such an unwieldly weapon...unless your a character in FFVIII...

Dirty Harry's S&W M29 .44 revolver. If there was any proof that Freud was right about penis envy, Dirty Harry's gun probably emphasized it (though I don't know what that says about me...). But I'd settle for a Predator combat suit from the Aliens Versus Predator games. I mean, with it, you...

Why the hell do I always stumble on this site? Sure, when first reading it, there's a level of doubt over the sincerity of the message. But, for some fanatics, I wouldn't put it past them. Anywho, I'm certain (just in case anyone else still has doubts) that this site is a spoof. I recall...