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I just love how it *does not* take place in the Middle East. I'm still a man who belives that foreigners deserves a good beating every once in a while, but if I want to see Tusken Islamists (AAAARGH! *holds rifle above head with both hands*) get their asses kicked, I can just switch the...

Actually, that reminds me about a few months ago when I was really drunk and took a pee against a tree. I missed the tree. By a metre. And hit my shoes. Amongst some other objects. Like one of my friends.

Y'think it can read them halodiscs? [/awful pun]

Damn sub-Finn. Or maybe he *is* Finnish? Doesn't beat the Techno Viking, tho'.

I actually didn't have the Samwell Achievement in mind when I posted the above. I just couldn't help myself. Buttsecks. You see? Must... resist...

But I'm not just *anyone*. I am deeply offended by this. Deeply.

Post a picture of your "tail" instead, furry.

Won't your be posting any pictures of yourself posing and pouting your lips, just to show us how "old" you've become? I can see through that facade of yours - you're just trying to get inside our pants with your extremely attractive looks and metrosexual tendencies. Bon Anniversaire.

Samwell - What What (In the Butt)

Not really. I'd like to see that, too. Not for the arousal, but for the experience. I'm an open-minded person, y'see. Even multiple handjobs (and maybe - just maybe - feetjobs) also deserves its fair share of attention.

Unlikely - the controversies would've been enormously much bigger, and all Swedes would've know about it, including us.

NaturalSelector89 - Antisocial Aggression

I'd hit Jeri. Not only does she qualify for a FLILF, obviously, but she also has this aura of MILF attractiveness. The redhead doesn't have any breasts.

Why is it that so many lurks for years (including me (I don't remember why anymore)) before taking the bold step to actually register? You should pay a little visit or two to the Order - the place has been awfully inactive in the latest, with exceptions of post-bursts that lasts a day or so...

Tom Waits - Chocolate Jesus

1/10. WHAT THE FUCK Also, aids.

4/10 EDIT: 1000 posts! Hurray! EDIT 2: Crappy 1000th post...

Lame.

I demand breast measurements, vaginal size and anus diameter on the girl. Well, on the both of you, in fact.

A bat. Always the bat. Always.