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  1. Dirk Magirk

    Funny Spongebob parody

    I know, I'm quite the intelligentsia aren't I? Sometimes my own sophistry amazes me. That being sarcasticly said I suppose taking digs at places I haven't been isn't the order of the day, ill will and real insults un-intended. I feel a twit, I think I shall go get incoherent.
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    Funny Spongebob parody

    If I lived in Delaware I would try to keep myself incoherent enough to not realize I lived in Delaware. Good on you for dealing with the nightmare.
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    X-Com

    Slaughter Manslaught: If any of your squad dies in a mission I suggest you restart the mission from a save. Your team members gain expierence and thus having fresh recruits constantly will seriously hurt you, moreso as the game progresses. As for as the cyberdisks, I suggest you don't...
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    Funny Spongebob parody

    If catching stoners is your big draw to the law enforcement career I suggest a different field of gainful employment. Aspiring cops, gotta love them; or not. As for the cartoon I recall watching it awhile back. I recall it being nothing incredible, in my mind. When I went to a stripclub...
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    Your favorite holiday location

    I would suggest Veradero, Cuba. Wonderful weather with gorgeous scenary. I found the people there to be quite kind, and a good few who would answer any inquiries at all I had about life in Cuba. In short I would love to go back there soon.
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    I got Oblivion

    My advice is after getting tired of playing through yet another demon tower for the millionth time; that you develop some skills with jumping. I bypassed most of the long tedious routes in these areas just by jumping up the mountain. Cheating? Perhaps, but damn did it ever save me from alot of...
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    What does the EC in "2mm EC" ammo stand for?

    My crack at it would be Electro Coil.
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    Rate the avatar above yours.

    7.5/10 I like the eyes and the teeth. If not a direct spawn artwork, it definitly reminds me of it. The teeth even remind me of something out of The Maxx. Edit: Of course I like the eyes and teeth, thats the whole display pic! What a twit I can be. Haha.
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    General Gaming Megathread: What are you playing?

    Fallout 2, just about to blow Metzger away now that I am armed with my trusty .223 and have lifted the bridgekeepers robes. I had almost taken out the whole bunch of them last night but the game froze just as I was killing the last couple. I'm also playing X-Com and U r - Quan Masters a wee...
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    The one game you've played the most...ever

    I would probably have to say Fallout 2. I was also a bit of a Ultima Online whore way back in the day when it was still fun.
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    Fallout 2 - Burst

    Well I was mostly referring to the use of the SMG early on in the game. By the time I get the .223 I've already got so much .223 ammo for my hunting rifle I'm shooting at anything that moves. Mind you I don't ever even use the SMG much anymore. Normally I use spiked knuckles until I get a...
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    Oh-My-God-There-Was-A-Giant-Bear-Behind-Me

    If they sneak up on me and don't kill me within the first couple of swipes then they recieve a face full of shotgun, that seems to clear things up. The reservists rifle also does wonders on them, or anything for that matter.
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    Goat arrested for armed robbery

    Haha, sir we have reason to believe your right sock was involved in a break and enter. We're going to have to take your shoe in for questioning as well.
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    Goat arrested for armed robbery

    Silly coppers, goats don't have arms. Reminds me of that story awhile back of the man who had to marry a neighbors goat or perhaps it was a sheep, after he was caught copulating with it. Shenanigans I say, shenanigans.
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    Favourite NPC Battle Quotes

    Whats your personal favourite line uttered by a NPC during combat? Theres lots of them, and lots of them good. I think personally I would rank "I'm going to beat you like a red-headed step child..." as one of my favourites. Whats yours?
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    Fallout 2 - Burst

    I find aiming at the eyes on single shot mode works alot better then burst. Much easier on the old ammunition reserves too. That being said burst mode has saved my ass many a time, I usually use it as a contingency plan though rather then heading into battle with burst on.
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    NMA Diablo 2 Bnet Team Thread

    If you guys are looking for an addition I could reinstall Diablo 2. I built up a level thirty something barbarian about a month ago.
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    I've become a drug addict. (SMAC)

    Nerve staplings for all! I was always an obsessive fungi scrubber, a clean planet is a happy planet.... well until the nerve stapling that is.
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    How to make a smoking pipe?

    I have a nice wooden carved tobacco pipe I got in Cuba. They have some lovely wood work there. The smell of wood shavings always reminds me of the open air market I went to there.
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    12 Monkeys - "We did it"

    "Don't mock me my friend. It's a condition of mental divergence. I find myself on the planet Ogo, part of an intellectual elite, preparing to subjugate the barbarian hordes on Pluto. But even though this is a totally convincing reality for me in every way, nevertheless Ogo is actually a...
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