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It's Jebus not Jeezus. I'd rather have the #2 doctor, because at that point she's probably blaming someone or something else for her being fat..."it's not my fault it's (insert crap here) 's fault , (and then more explanations)" My entire family are OBESE; aunts, uncles, cousins, my...

Once upon a time in the west still sorta westerny

Right now i'm enjoying a bombay martini...dirty but most of teh time a vodka martini ..dirty will do the trick

I love that movie Muray is hillarious The Life aquatic and american usually refer to an eXpresso machine instead on an eSpresso machine

not a tv show...just movies...an old one at that

Sleepers.... THAT was AGES ago... had to ask my wife

SAW it's been sitting on the shelf for a couple of months now, i just watched it yesterday

das boot, ok fine my wife helped me with this one. don't ak how she knows...

american psycho... dU-uh!!! :P and no i didn't take it from TO

Indianna Jones....last crusade IIRC

They Live probably too easy

Where can i send that guy money... A picture and it would be priceless... Flanel boxer shorts : 10 $ Towel around your shoulder : 10$ having a fat gay guy "cop a feel" on an Orderite : Priceless

yes i do read some of my wife's magazines. from Pirates of the Carribean and finally

It actually took me 16 hours to watch all three LOTR...i kept falling asleep.

I saw this in one of my wife's magazine. "what's your favorite movie line of all time?" my personnal favorite : "She wasn't kissing your face, my love!" Persephone to the Merovingian in Matrix Reloaded, after she mentionned the lipstick he was still wearing. close second again...

HI my name is Ugly JOhn and i'm an alchoolic... oops wrong forum.. i kid i kid. nah! not new...just back

You know...life things. new job and stuff. as for how long...i've got two promotions coming ...so i'll see what kind of time i have left after these.

Don't forget that if you do law... you might be in moral conflict with your client. abd you will have to defend him. Or even worse, you might be on the procecuiting side of someone who holds the same beliefs as you do and still have to procecute him/her to the full extent of you capabilities...

John Uskglass is CCR!... then i'm offended to be mixed up .... j/k Man, i've been away for a long time.

my favorite of all time... slightly offensive Q: what did the tampon say to the other tampon? A: Nothing, they're both stuckup cunts. and names we're listed underneat