Embarrassing Moment....

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I recently had an embarrassing moment on the phone. I work at a call center, and I had a fine sounding chick call in about some issue she had with her account.

Before we can give out any info, we need to verify the last four numbers of their social. Anyways, I'm verifying her info, and when I asked her for the social, I hear:
"Do you want sex."

Stunned, I asked her again, and I hear the same answer:
"Do you want sex."

So I just replied back to her:
"Do I want sex?!"

to which she replied:
"No, two two one six!!!"

Luckily, she found my mix up hilarious, and nothing came of it. So does anyone have any funny fuckups to share with the rest.
 
That was pretty good.

Once I was with this ditzy but super hot blond valkrie-like chick on a double date with my brother and his girlfriend (who became his fiance/wife/mother of his children/ex-wife) and he started fooling around. Even so I could tell he was kind of turned on by this girl I was with.

One of the girls wanted a pina colada, but slurred the words, so he started messing it up with various possibilities.

When the waittress came up to take our order, he pointed to me and said, "He'll have a beer," point to my date, "She'll have a glass of white wine" and to his girlfriend, "And she'll have a penis."
 
One time i was at baby shower and they were celebrating some pregnant women or something(i think it was evil cult). The kids started swinging a bat at some poor animal hung from rope by the tree so I came in and used ninja on hte kids braking in their faces with my feet, then I abortion punched the pregnant lady. I felt embarrased because I think i had a booger on the edge of my nose.
 
POOPERSCOOPER said:
One time i was at baby shower and they were celebrating some pregnant women or something(i think it was evil cult). The kids started swinging a bat at some poor animal hung from rope by the tree so I came in and used ninja on hte kids braking in their faces with my feet, then I abortion punched the pregnant lady. I felt embarrased because I think i had a booger on the edge of my nose.
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It's a younger, stupider Kilus!
 
okey I was about 7 or 6 when we were at the pool
and I really needed to go pee so I tell my mom that and she says just go in the pool so I stand at the edge of the pool I pul my pants down and I start peeing in to the pool
( luckily I fell embarrassed now and not 15 ago )
 
spader said:
okey I was about 7 or 6 when we were at the pool
and I really needed to go pee so I tell my mom that and she says just go in the pool so I stand at the edge of the pool I pul my pants down and I start peeing in to the pool
( luckily I fell embarrassed now and not 15 ago )
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I did that once, piss drunk, when I was 20, and I did it from the diving board.

Hah!!!
 
Ok, Ive just got to up this funny shit.

And add my own funny moment.

I was like 11, and riding my bike.
Next to me was this girl I had a cruish on at the time.

I was paying a little to much attention to her (and the way her shorts rode up ehxtra high as she rode her bike) andwasnt paying attention to the road.

I managed to run into a section of the curb where it jutted out an extra few incehes.

Front tire hit that and stopped, and the front axl turned into a fulcrum for a catapult.

I landed 15 feet downrange in a yard.


It was fun as shit, too, execpt she laughed at me.

Loudly.
 
OKay i was at a pub, and getting really drunk, and after i while i got to the point where i was getting sentimental.

So i goes over to this guy here who i have never seen before, and i start to tell him(in norwegian)that i'm not a leader, that i don't lead people ect ect ect, and he listens for about five minutes then he looks and at me and says "entschuldingung i verstehen nicht" The guy was german.

Now i inorway we have an expression for when you make an arse out of yourself like that or just in general: "bæsja på leggen" If you transfer i directly "To shit on your leg", so i said:
"Damn i just shat on my leg"
That he understod. He looked at me and the told me to get lost, and startied smelling into the air seeing if he could smell it.
I was to drunk to get worried about it until I remebered it the next day.
 
Three really embarrassing things happened to me back when I was still in elementary school. Once I was walking down the street and a stupid pigeon shit on my arm. Luckily there weren't too many people around to see it, otherwise rumor would surely have spread.

Another time, my friends and I were walking home from school. I had to go to the toilet, but my house was still minutes away, plus I wanted to hang out with my mates for a while before going home. So I looked around, stood by a nearby pine, unzipped my pants and began to piss. Then, out of nowhere, a bunch of girls from my class showed up, one of them a girl whom I had a crush on at that time. They started giggling like idiots and making jokes about me "watering the pine". Damn, that was embarrassing. That was the last time I ever pissed in public. Well, not really.

And finally, there was this one time when my stupidity almost resulted in my most gruesome demise. Namely, my friend and I were walking down a typical Croatian side street which had only single-story houses with fronts right by the sidewalk. Like a real immature brat, I thought it would be fun to knock on people's windows. I told it to my friend and began to walk to the other side of the street, where there was a house with really low-placed windows. The friend started to pull me back and tell me what a moron I was, but I just freed myself from his grip and started to run across the street without looking about myself. Needless to say, a car that came from my left hit me and threw me a good meter or two to the right. I was utterly confused by what happened, and my friend was downright horrified. The driver came out of the vehicle, picked me up and drove to my friend's house. I wasn't seriously injured (luckily, the car was going really slow) and was back on my feet by the end of the day, but I was totally embarrassed because I almost got myself killed or at the very least seriously hurt for such a stupid reason as knocking on someone's window.
 
megatron said:
One time I started masturbating in class, then I had a ejaculate in my pants and everyone could smell it :(
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Everyone smelled it, but they didn't notice the masturbation in progress?.. Wierd.

You might also want to stop masturbating in class.
 
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