What's happened in my absence?

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Superman, Jan 7, 2017.

  1. Superman

    Superman The Man of Steel

    Apr 25, 2016
    Hello again.

    As life is, I'm actually really fucking bored ATM, so I've decided to once again rejoin the place I left some time ago.

    What's changed? Who died?
     
  2. Mr Fish

    Mr Fish ...I Remember...

    Sep 11, 2010
    Everybody died, Supes.
    What you see here is nothing but a foot-print of our spirits that carry on, unable to cross over to the other side.
    Help me. Supes.
    Help...
     
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  3. Millim

    Millim The Big Straight Orderite

    Oct 13, 2010
    We found out the Order caused Cancer and so we're killing them off one by one.
     
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  4. Superman

    Superman The Man of Steel

    Apr 25, 2016
    Fuck, that's terrible.

    What sort of monstrosity could wipe out NMA?
     
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  5. AccountNameM

    AccountNameM ?

    Mar 23, 2016
    Decided to just run with the original and the best, to avoid getting banned (Superman's technically an alt one, so yeah).
     
  6. Juza The Cloud

    Juza The Cloud Nanto Goshasei

    Jun 3, 2015
    Well let's see Supes you fought Batman in an awful film, some alt-douches got banned and some Organe Guy is the Pres- elect
     
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  7. R.Graves

    R.Graves Confirmed Retard

    Apr 21, 2016
    Well rangerboo and mercenarysnake ragequit the site when my guy @Vergil was banned so that happened. Other than that A shitload of celebrities died and people continue to hate the order for some reason.
     
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  8. Millim

    Millim The Big Straight Orderite

    Oct 13, 2010
    Do you like the order?
     
  9. R.Graves

    R.Graves Confirmed Retard

    Apr 21, 2016
    I don't hate them and I don't love them. They're a sesperate community That I'm not a part of. That's about as far as my opinion goes.
     
  10. Mr Fish

    Mr Fish ...I Remember...

    Sep 11, 2010
    Am I the only one who occasionally hears Vergil hackling in the distance? I think he's out to get me...

    [edit]

    The news section wants to get more active too btw.
     
  11. Prone Squanderer

    Prone Squanderer A bit of a Sillius Soddus.

    Jan 3, 2016
    I misread that as haggling. Clearly I wank too much.


    Or not enough, I forget which.
     
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  12. Jogre

    Jogre It's all JO'Ger now

    Oct 25, 2015
    haggle
    ˈhaɡ(ə)l/
    verb
    gerund or present participle: haggling
    1. dispute or bargain persistently, especially over the cost of something.
      "the two sides are haggling over television rights"
      synonyms: barter, bargain, negotiate, discuss terms, quibble, wrangle; More

    What kind of person associates a term used for disputing the cost of something, with masturbation?

    Like, terms like "Beating the meat" I can understand, but what possible connection is there between wanking and haggling?
     
  13. Prone Squanderer

    Prone Squanderer A bit of a Sillius Soddus.

    Jan 3, 2016
    I was referring to how "masturbation makes you blind" actually.
     
  14. R.Graves

    R.Graves Confirmed Retard

    Apr 21, 2016
    .... An escort?
     
  15. Jogre

    Jogre It's all JO'Ger now

    Oct 25, 2015
    Still don't get the connection.
    But with Escorts you actually hire them to mount you.

    Having someone riding on top seems very different to playing a solo.
     
  16. R.Graves

    R.Graves Confirmed Retard

    Apr 21, 2016
    Yeah but you can hire them to piss on you while you wank off... And that's extra thus the need for haggling
     
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  17. Prone Squanderer

    Prone Squanderer A bit of a Sillius Soddus.

    Jan 3, 2016
    Really? Ok...

    In the past people believed masturbation affected your eyesight. I misread a word, therefore I joked I had masturbated too much and my eyesight suffered as a result. I wasn't using the word "wank" as a synonym for haggle.

    I will never be able to think of haggling in the same way again thanks to you.

    :lmao:
     
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  18. Jogre

    Jogre It's all JO'Ger now

    Oct 25, 2015
    Are you talking from experience there?
     
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  19. Millim

    Millim The Big Straight Orderite

    Oct 13, 2010
    R.Graves got married in a sexless relationship with a pornstar.

    You missed that.
     
  20. R.Graves

    R.Graves Confirmed Retard

    Apr 21, 2016
    Irrelevant. Plus they don't pay for their own drinks and they got expensive tastes so you may have to talk them down to accepting just a 99 cent big red...