Aurelius Of Phoenix
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Aurelius Of Phoenix

Pseud, Male, 19, from Texas

When are all these geeks and gamers just gonna fuck some asian chick and get over their nipponophilia. Aug 10, 2020 at 9:24 PM

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    1. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      When are all these geeks and gamers just gonna fuck some asian chick and get over their nipponophilia.
    2. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Getting into dungeon crawlers and starting with Legend of Grimrock. So far it's fun and simple. However, spiders can go get fucked.
    3. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Woah I'm being accosted by an obviously mentally ill old woman?! Well I better film it to get up votes on r/karen lol XD dumb fucking karen!
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      2. TheGM
        TheGM
        Qa'reen
        Aug 6, 2020 at 7:47 PM
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      3. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        I knew a big indian girl named Shonda. American indian mind you. Sounds like a good spinoff.
        Aug 6, 2020 at 7:51 PM
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      4. RangerBoo
        RangerBoo
        Hell have no fury like a Karen scoured.
        Aug 7, 2020 at 10:08 AM
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    4. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Whoever designed the minigames for the fractured but whole needs a bullet to the head. My fingers are ruined.
      1. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        I would've suggested that they have their balls smashed with a hammer but they would probably enjoy that the fucking sado-masochist.
        Aug 4, 2020 at 10:36 PM
    5. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Finished South Park the stick of truth in about a day or so, would play the sequel but 28 gigs and a day long download will have to wait.
      1. 5545Trey and TorontoReign like this.
      2. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        The sequel lowkey sucks anyway
        Aug 10, 2020 at 8:01 PM
    6. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      GOG is having an RPG sale, they also have Bro Force on sale which I heard was a fun co-op game.
      1. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        It is a fun coop game.
        Jul 30, 2020
    7. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      The Faerun mod for Civ 5 is pretty cool, recommend it for anyone into the Forgotten Realms.
      1. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Only racists and transphobes play D&D.
        Jul 29, 2020
      2. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Hey man, you gotta know your enemy before you start a twitter thread on them.
        Jul 29, 2020
    8. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      I can't find any 'what are you reading' threads so either I'm blind or you're all illiterates. I tend to lead towards the latter.
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      2. Atomic Postman
        Atomic Postman
        Canticle for Leibowitz after I believe you might have recommended it ages ago as being "Fallout-core". . I meant to start reading Don Quixote after very much enjoying the Gilliam film but I'm finding myself skirting around it for whatever reason.
        Jul 28, 2020
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      3. TheGM
        TheGM
        Slowly making my way through for whom the bell tolls.
        Jul 29, 2020
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      4. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        I'm alternating between 'The Bloody Crown of Conan' and 'Paradise Lost'.
        Jul 29, 2020
    9. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      The Shat has shat all over Mike's hopes and dreams. Pretty based if I must say. :) He's a /tv/ poster as well.
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      2. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        I still don't know exactly what you are talking about but it sounds like business as usual.
        Jul 25, 2020
      3. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Unfortunately that's exactly what it sound like I hope Shatner knows who he's messing with and takes the necessary precautions. Back in the day he could of handled Mike but now that he's older I'm worried for him.
        Jul 25, 2020
      4. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        I saw the tweet. Well he isn't wrong.
        Jul 25, 2020
    10. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Boba uses cucked on Darth Maul, it was super effective.
    11. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Cottonpatch, when I order a turkey club I don't expect a pound of avocado and a few measly slices of turkey you hipster fucks.
      1. The Dopamine Cleric
        The Dopamine Cleric
        I ate at Cottonpatch Cafe in Midlothian over 20 years ago.

        The fact that it's still alive is amazing to me.
        Jul 23, 2020
      2. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        It's gotten better in the last decade, I remember going there as a kid long ago and wanting to vomit. Now it's hit or miss for me especially now since you can't get your order fixed because it's all takeout.
        Jul 23, 2020
    12. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Get BTFO'd in Civ 5 now!
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      2. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        It must not exist anymore. Some fag deleted the thread.
        Jul 21, 2020
      3. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        Googlydoom is Toront’s Doom mod. I wanna do an LP at some point, but

        1) KB + M on non-war games kills me and I can’t get very far yet, and

        2) I’m looking into Law School after I finish up my masters this semester (or next depending on how easy I wanna take it on my classes) so time is... not on my side
        Jul 21, 2020
      4. SquidVan
        SquidVan
        "1) KB + M on non-war games kills me and I can’t get very far yet"
        Lol fucking noob
        Jul 21, 2020
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      1. TheGM and The Dopamine Cleric like this.
      2. TheGM
        TheGM
        I'll admit it. I would have totally played that if I had the chance.
        Jul 18, 2020
      3. Risewild
        Risewild
        I can never endorse a cRPG book that says Borderlands and S.T.A.L.K.E.R. are cRPGs.

        When I asked the Author why he included those, he said that since they have inventory management, they are cRPGs...
        It also has Fallout 4 as a cRPG, IIRC.
        Jul 18, 2020
      4. Risewild
        Risewild
        I think it even mentions Borderlands being "better" than Diablo, because it has 1st person shooting (instead of clicking on enemies) and the loot is more plentiful (or something like that)...

        This in a book supposed to be the the ultimate cRPG book.
        Jul 18, 2020
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      Aurelius Of Phoenix
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      2. TheGM
        TheGM
        Going to have to watch that later.
        Jul 18, 2020
    15. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Warhammer 40,000: Rites of War is free on GOG as well as a warhammer sale.
    16. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
    17. TorontoReign
      TorontoReign
      I noticed you reading Alec's old Art Thread. Classic Alec rage quit.
      1. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Did he go off like last time or did he just rip the drawings off the site because he didn't want to continue?
        Also how often did he rage quit?
        Jul 17, 2020
      2. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Alec rage quit multiple times each time removing his art. Creatives with mental illness have issues like this. I speak from experience.
        Jul 17, 2020
    18. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Blood Dragon's on sale for $2.24 on steam.
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      2. TheGM
        TheGM
        first Far Cry game I ever bought. should have been the last. never again I says. they didn't measure up after it and 5 was horse shit. though I never played 4 and don't plan on it.
        Jul 16, 2020
      3. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        The first two were fun.
        Jul 16, 2020
      4. Norzan
        Norzan
        The whole 80s aethestic and callbacks to that era definitely helped the game stand out. Plus not being 30 hours of ultra repetitive shite like 3, 4 and 5 also helped it.
        Jul 16, 2020
    19. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      The rise of geek/gamer culture has lead it into the hands of the unwashed masses.
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      2. TheGM
        TheGM
        Gamers are the most discriminated group in the world today.
        Jul 15, 2020
      3. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        They can't even pick up 15 year old girls anymore.
        Jul 15, 2020
      4. SquidVan
        SquidVan
        The shit flew close to Hollywood's sun. And still does. It's kind of expected when you make that much money that you're going to get corporate bullshit trying to expand more and more.
        Jul 16, 2020
    20. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Currently getting the music and cutscenes for openRA Dune2000, C&C, and Red Alert.
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      3. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Are they not in the game?
        Jul 15, 2020
      4. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Ahh Opensource.
        Jul 15, 2020
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    My name is Not Important; what is important is what I'm going to do. I just fucking hate this world, and the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred, and I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance, and no life is worth saving, and I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill and it's time for me to die; my genocide crusade begins... here!

    This story is about my Uncle Terry. He didn't work for the hatchery. He didn't even care for those that did. He was in Vietnam. He lives off the disability checks he got. Uncle Terry was not a popular man. We've all heard of a man deserting a battalion, but I don't know if you've ever heard of a battalion deserting a man. Well, that's what happened to Uncle Terry. One day Uncle Terry awoke in the middle of Da Nang. Everyone was gone, and they left him three bottles of Jack Daniels, and some weaponry. So, Uncle Terry downed the bottle of Jack Daniels in two slugs and smashed it into the jungle. He picked up the Kalashnikov, a Glock, the two bottles of Jack, some hand grenades, and off he walked into the jungle--his fate.

    Uncle Terry came upon a village. Now, were they Charlie, or were they the people he was sent to protect from Charlie? Uncle Terry didn't know. He took a drink from the bottle of Jack and with hate in his gut, he opened fire. He took that Kalashnikov, and he let it sway like a farmer would a scythe. The people fell before him like hay would fall before a farmer. The men. The women. And by God, even the children. Finally, Uncle Terry stood in the mud, the blood, the guts, and the glory. He was perfectly alone. He took a long swig. His hand brushed against his pants and he felt wetness. He was ashamed because he pissed himself in fear. But then, he realized it was ejaculate. And the shame was replaced by pride.

    The teacher says, "what kind of story is that?! What could possibly be the moral of that?" Dirty Johnny thinks about it for a few moments and he says, "you don't fuck with Terry when he has been drinking." -Norm Macdonald