Aurelius Of Phoenix
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Aurelius Of Phoenix

Pseud, Male, 19, from Texas

My Dad apparently shook hands with someone who has the kung flu, so I guess I'll probably get it :| Mar 19, 2020

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Mar 31, 2020 at 7:27 PM
    1. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      My Dad apparently shook hands with someone who has the kung flu, so I guess I'll probably get it :|
      1. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        Make your dad go get cigarettes from the store and be right back. That always works.
        Mar 19, 2020
      2. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        He's on that OG DANK Kush baby! So I don't know if that'll work.
        Mar 19, 2020
      3. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        bath salts r dangerous
        Mar 19, 2020
    2. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Finally getting around to Civ 5 and it's pretty good.
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      2. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        I put a couple hundred hours into it. I never played 4 though so I feel as if I did something wrong.
        Mar 17, 2020
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      3. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        I bought 5 and 6 with all the dlc because of the steam sale and since I can't run Civ 6 because of my shit-tier laptop I'm playing Civ 5 while people run to buy toilet paper and all the businesses close around me.
        Mar 17, 2020
      4. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        42 hours in and I finished my first standard prince campaign with diplomacy. Now I'm getting achievements before I do the harder and longer playthroughs. Game's good and has some interesting mods for when I fully explore the base game.
        Mar 20, 2020
    3. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Who actually collects those POP! figures? They seem to be the most popular figures for the beta and "girl" crowds.
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      2. alec
        alec
        I don't "collect" them, but I have a couple of Joker Pops. I actually like the design of them, I like to think of them as 3D stick figures. They even remind me of how I draw: simple as fuck, with a slight focus on facial features. But whatever. If you hate it so much, just sell it or get rid of it.
        Mar 4, 2020
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      3. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Yes, it's my secret fear of being force-fed hormones and being turned into a "girl" against my will. I don't hate them it's just that they seem to be fucking everywhere and whenever I see them on the internet it's those people who have shelves of the shit on display as if it's cool.
        Mar 4, 2020
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      4. alec
        alec
        I don't understand the people who collect all of them, but I do understand the ones who like a certain franchise (The Simpsons, Peanuts ...) and then add some Pops of that franchise to their collection. Unfortunately, a lot of collectors buy these dolls thinking they'll be worth a fortune one day, while most of them will never be worth more than their initial price.
        Mar 4, 2020
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    4. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Gonna try my luck on crypto, I'm either going to win big or kill myself.
      1. alec
        alec
        *tumbleweed*
        Mar 1, 2020
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    6. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Thomas plead his case to the Fay, describing his woes and how it would take time to pay off the debt he had accrued after being healed.
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      3. alec
        alec
        Yeah, that's the exact sentence that got my cunt wet as fuck as well. Now all I can think about are nigger dicks. Preferably two so they can spitroast the Caucasian shit out of me. You're a dirty man, Aurelius. I'm gonna have to keep an eye on you.
        Feb 28, 2020
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      4. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        "He fingered the small box timidly and his mind was a storm of thoughts."

        Yeah, this is definitely not the recent imagery of your latest wank thoughts.
        Feb 28, 2020
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      5. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        What a bunch of fucking perverts! Clearly this is no place where great minds can come and critique their works.
        @alec Methinks the nigger cock has scrambled your brains, seeing as you say only an eye, I'll presume it was after a thorough skull-fucking.
        Feb 28, 2020
    7. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Weeping widows wreathed with webbing worked wildly, while Wraiths wrenched whores' whole wombs wide for wary wiggly wraithlings.
      1. The Dopamine Cleric likes this.
      2. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        You had one start with an I instead of a W. Disgraceful.
        Feb 25, 2020
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      3. Hoplite
        Hoplite
        Remove the hyphen so it's grammatically correct. -lings doesn't require a hyphen when used as a suffix
        Feb 25, 2020
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      4. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Pretty puffy pink vulvae vibrated voraciously for four fiery femmes, while William watched with subtle supervision. He hewed hefty honey-filled helpings to too timely turns on ornery Ophelia, Oriana , Olivia, or Opal. Sweating superbly sighing sagely climbing cleverly deterring dynamic denouement.
        Feb 25, 2020
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    8. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Valentine's went terribly... guess it's time to drink and listen to suicidal, loner, in the dark, one man, stoner, black metal.
      1. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Holidays are usually terrible. Hey guys. Here is your one chance a year to score but all the odds are against you. Get your hopes up!
        Feb 17, 2020
    9. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Sigh... somehow the Enclave has returned, once again.
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      2. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        I'd introduce a new enemy called the space mutants, somehow fev landed on the moon and mixed with an alien bacteria creating grey super mutants. The plot would revolve around Journeying deep into the interior of the moon, where they have built there civilization. You would then discover that the moon is really an egg that's hiding an entity known as Acri'llah who really started the great war.
        Feb 13, 2020
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      3. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        This entity would be tied to the Krivbeknih which caused it to enter a cosmic slumber after the lone wanderer destroyed the evil tome back in the Capital Wasteland. With the mutants guarding this egg and worshiping the slumbering god the player must decide what to do: Kill everything or aid in awakening the dead god.
        Feb 13, 2020
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      4. ironmask
        ironmask
        Now you put in too much effort into writing the story. If Bethesda were going to retcon the games and shit on the lore then they could at least write something this cool but instead we would get a secret enclave moon base or more generic 50's aliens.
        Feb 14, 2020
    10. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Working on the fourth wheel of Time book after finishing the first three, so far it's a good read.
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      2. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Recommended music to read it with:
        The wheel of Time
        Ride into Obsession
        -Blind Guardian
        Feb 4, 2020
      3. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Probably gonna start either The Black Company by Glen Cook or The book of the new sun by Gene Wolfe next.
        Feb 4, 2020
      4. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Finished the Wheel of Time and it's pretty good, slows to a crawl in the middle but bookends pretty nicely, though Sanderson failed to carry over Jordan's eloquence and his dialogue was trash I feel he finished admirably and his magic autism didn't soil the books as I feared.
        Mar 31, 2020 at 6:25 AM
    11. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Looks like twitter finally got rid of me for good :(. Even with the account I just made I'm automatically suspended.
      1. alec
        alec
        There's just no freedom of tweet anymore, it's crazy.
        Jan 10, 2020
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      2. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        Twitter sucks.
        Jan 10, 2020
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    12. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      About time that fucking hillbilly started uploading again, FUCK!
      1. Yamu
        Yamu
        Who is this William of the Hills of whom you speak?
        Jan 7, 2020
      2. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Someguy2000
        Jan 7, 2020
      3. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        About time that person starting doing thing, FUCK!
        Jan 7, 2020
    13. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Woah cats and kittens it's 2020! Don't kill yourselves just yet, I think this decade is gonna be a blast!
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      2. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        I absolutely wanna kill myself. However, whereas Aurelius is into doomsday cult-ing, I’ve got old world blues for the Napoleonic era
        Jan 4, 2020
      3. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        To be fair you have to have a pretty high IQ and be well read in pynchonian and DFW literature to understand what I just said.
        Jan 4, 2020
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      4. Nightingale
        Nightingale
        Aaa, that explains it, my Iq is rather low, never heard of pynchian or DFW, but I know ABC ^_^
        Jan 4, 2020
    14. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Salacious sycophants strive to sell semen-deluged, starburst-sweetened sweaters to sheep. More at 11.
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      3. The Dopamine Cleric
        The Dopamine Cleric
        tyrannical troglodyte transsexual transformers and hollow heretical hierarchical hedonists molest the mass monitored and mooched milk-toast morons.
        Dec 25, 2019
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      4. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        At least do it on Dopa's level.
        Dec 25, 2019
      5. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Masterfully maniacal Motor enthusiasts seize sexually seditious sisters leading to bursting belly babies burping black blood-chunks. Sisters screaming scarily stripping skin into exquisitely edifying eggnog-enveloped ectomorphs.
        Dec 25, 2019
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    15. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      I wonder what the middle eastern term for killing someone is? Sleeping with the camels? Fraternizing with the virgins? Praying with Allah?
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Why would Allah pray, and who would he pray to? Anyway, they'll often bring up martyrdom in irl cases. "Has been martyrized/become a martyr", even if they didn't deliberately martyrize per se.
        Dec 23, 2019
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      2. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Meaning that they were praying in Allah's presence more so than praying together.
        Dec 23, 2019
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Say Hola to Allah.
        Dec 24, 2019
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    16. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      George Lucas is probably going on a drug-fueled rampage at the Disney offices AS WE SPEAK!
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      2. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        But that was in a loving way, like a father putting his child in a dress and providing an escort service. Their was love, but with Disney it's skid row, stds, and back alley abortions.
        Dec 19, 2019
      3. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        555-555-COME ON NOW
        Dec 19, 2019
      4. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        More like: 555-555-CUM ON ME NOW
        So it's a 1st person advert, I hear that really gets people going.
        Dec 19, 2019
    17. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      I don't appreciate getting banned off twitter for the umpteenth time, Jack. I got shit to spew and 'intellectual debates' to engage in.
      1. Risewild
        Risewild
        Luckily you're not banned from here. :D
        Dec 15, 2019
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      2. RangerBoo
        RangerBoo
        Dec 15, 2019
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    18. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Bro, Fuck all this nerd shit. WHERE. IS. COD.
    19. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Unfortunate choice of words, Jimmy boy!
    20. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Forget it Jake, it's Chinatown...
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      3. TheOtherManInTheRoom
        TheOtherManInTheRoom
        what a film
        Nov 19, 2019
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      4. alec
        alec
        Your pals, uh, they're not bad people. Maybe we, uh, outta give them a couple of days to think it over.
        No?
        Grease 'em now? Well, OK. You are a vicious bastard Rotelli, and, uh, I'm glad you're dead!
        Nov 19, 2019
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      5. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Just watched it last night on amazon prime, I enjoyed it. So far I've watched Chinatown and The Big Combo.
        Nov 19, 2019
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    Birthday:
    Jan 25, 2001 (Age: 19)
    Location:
    Texas
    Occupation:
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