Aurelius Of Phoenix
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Aurelius Of Phoenix

Psued., Male, 20, from Texas

Anyone wanna play castle crashers with me? :| Jun 28, 2021

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    1. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Anyone wanna play castle crashers with me? :|
    2. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
    3. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Gonna have to pick up a gamepad for my shitty laptop so I can get around to playing all the games I have that need a controller.
      1. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        I'm trying to save up for a new laptop by the end of the year, but am wondering if I should just wait for windows 11 to come out. Or would that fuck up all the games?
        Jun 25, 2021
      2. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Never mind, just got fired. smh.
        Jun 25, 2021
    4. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Steam summer sales are a go go!
      1. RangerBoo, Alphons and Walpknut like this.
      2. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        The summer sale has chewed me up and spit me out. I spent way too much money and now my backlog is dramatically lengthened...
        Jun 25, 2021
    5. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Seeing what Squeenix has Eidos working on made me almost punch a fucking whole into my wall. Give me a new Deus Ex motherfuckers!
      1. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        That Guardians of the Galaxy game is cringe every second. Kinda reminds me of that Xmen Legacy game with the binary choices, it also has "X character will remember that" prompts from TTG games, hilarious. The only hilarious thing in that whole presentation because every attempt at humor fell flat, also the voice acting was pretty terrible, every character sounds like the same person.
        Jun 14, 2021
      2. RangerBoo
        RangerBoo
        Such fucking bullshit! After the disaster of Cyberpunk 2077 it would have been a great time for Square to announce a cyberpunk theme game that is good. Instead they do this shit.
        Jun 14, 2021
      3. Alphons
        Alphons
        Sorry bud, Deus Ex joined the list of NSF casualties years ago.
        Jun 14, 2021
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    6. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      I love how when the original trailer for AC Valhalla came out people called out the historical inaccuracies then ubifags said how the game-
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      2. Norzan
        Norzan
        It's the same with Battlefield V, where the previous games were praised for their historical accuracy and how the series always strives for it compared to CoD, but then Battlefield V decided to do a bunch of shit that were completely innacurate to history and then they claimed Battlefield was never about historical accuracy.
        Jun 13, 2021
        ironmask and KingArthur like this.
      3. Norzan
        Norzan
        It's another case of companies trying to push SJW bullshit agendas to games that have no business having it.
        Jun 13, 2021
      4. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        @Norzan the best Battlefield V fuckup was “he’s not a Nazi, he’s an SS soldier”
        Jun 13, 2021
    7. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Burnt my arm while putting a pot pie in the oven the other day. The burn mark looks like a big bug is crawling on my hand. Very distracting.
      1. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        You are gonna get anime powers now.
        Jun 7, 2021
      2. Alphons
        Alphons
        THE BURNED MAN WALKS
        Jun 7, 2021
    8. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Women need to stop screaming their lungs out in fights they aren't involved in. Every great fight video is ruined by some dumb cunt.
      1. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        It’s a cycle. As a wise man once said, “if you’re a dumb cunt, and your wife or husband is a dumb cunt, guess what your fuckin kids are?”
        May 25, 2021
    9. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Just finished an interview for a job, pretty sure I got it.
      1. Risewild likes this.
      2. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        ...They haven't called back yet.
        May 24, 2021
      3. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        So call them
        May 25, 2021
      4. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        They called me, got the job and starting tomorrow.
        May 25, 2021
    10. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      1. TheGM
        TheGM
        Aww man.
        May 20, 2021
      2. CerberusGate
        CerberusGate
        I think Guts Theme is tragically appropriate for the moment.
        May 20, 2021
    11. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      I'm glad I never got into crypto, can't say the same for dear old Dad. Thanks, Elon.
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      2. Dayglow Drifter
        Dayglow Drifter
        Classic Dad move
        May 19, 2021
      3. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        I’ve got a dad feeling about this
        May 19, 2021
      4. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        I do regret not getting in on the coins I was watching a year or so ago. I could've made some serious dosh.
        May 20, 2021
    12. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Why do redditors and restetera fags want to make every game a 'dad-game'? Looking through resetera's Re4 remake thread is cancer.
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      2. TheGM
        TheGM
        a what now?
        May 12, 2021
      3. ironmask
        ironmask
        RE5 is a guilty pleasure.
        May 13, 2021
      4. CerberusGate
        CerberusGate
        @Aurelius Of Phoenix I thought that if there is a game that would be remade, it would be Code Veronica and 0.

        4 still holds up before and after. I agree that 6 is god-awful and that it would need to be remade from the ground up to fix its mess.

        5 is fun with the co-op at least.
        May 13, 2021
    13. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      The SEGA mega drive collection is on sale for about $8. The original price was $80. So it's a good deal!
      1. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Yeah I downloaded them all in one minute. It was a good deal.
        May 5, 2021
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    14. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Persona fans really are mentally ill.
      1. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        Comes with the name I guess. Persona.
        Apr 28, 2021
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      2. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Persona 3 fans are for sure.
        Apr 29, 2021
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      3. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        My biggest issue with Persona games I've played (80hrs in 5 and about 20hrs in 4 Golden) is that the social sim elements have mediocre writting, take up about 60% of the game and fuck the pacing of the story. I'm excited to get into SMT with V once it comes out because it doesn't have that shit and hopefully focuses on the gameplay.
        Apr 29, 2021
    15. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Mcdonald's Biscuit > Mcgriddle > Mcmuffin You can't beat a bacon egg & cheese biscuit. Simple as.
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      2. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        No juniors for me, I'm not a pedophile, I admire the proper portions.
        Apr 27, 2021
      3. Morgan_
        Morgan_
        Cool cool
        We're talkin fast food right now tho fam.....
        Go to Wendy's and get Junior bacon and then stop at the Chinese place and get pork dumplings.
        good stuff :p
        Apr 27, 2021
      4. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Apr 27, 2021
    16. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Some pothead has been knockin on my door for weeks, today we're at 2 times. I'm gonna freak the fuck out on this dude if he tries something.
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      2. TheGM
        TheGM
        just tell him "Dave's not here, man"
        Apr 24, 2021
      3. The GoBernment
        The GoBernment
        Offer to pay him to let you eat his ass, I dare you
        May 5, 2021
      4. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        I'm not a faggot, so no.
        May 5, 2021
    17. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      If their is one good thing about 2021, it's that wojak is finally dead, wonder what's next.
      1. TheGM
        TheGM
        didn't know that.
        Apr 22, 2021
      2. The GoBernment
        The GoBernment
        >Wojak
        >dead
        Choose one. The mainstream normies have finally gotten him.
        May 5, 2021
      3. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        That means it's dead.
        May 5, 2021
    18. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Niggas really be arguing that officers should be able to warp speed double air-dash to a stabbing within a sec instead of cappin' a bitch.
      1. TheGM
        TheGM
        should have used Bullet time and shot the knife out of her hand.
        Apr 22, 2021
    19. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      St. Floyd didn't really have good taste in drugs or women did he...
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Imho, this has a lot to do with perception of authority. You get 2-3 civilians who with increasing force *tells* a cop to lift his knee. The cop increasingly sees this as being ordered - which is a direct challenge to his authority, which cannot be permitted: "Please lift your knee!" "NO!"

        Same as "Lemme breathe", "NO! If you hadn't tried to order me to, I woulda let you by my own volition. Now it's too late."
        Apr 21, 2021
      3. TheGM
        TheGM
        Did they ever say why they took him out of the police car? should have just left his ass in there.
        Apr 21, 2021
      4. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Chauvin has a domination fetish, and Big Floyd was wearing a low cut top, the little slut.
        Apr 21, 2021
    20. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Wahman officer mistook her pistol for her taser, good thing she wasn't a waitress or she would've mistook the salt for the sugar...
      1. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Then I would've gave her what for!
        Apr 12, 2021
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    My name is Not Important; what is important is what I'm going to do. I just fucking hate this world, and the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred, and I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance, and no life is worth saving, and I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill and it's time for me to die; my genocide crusade begins... here!