Aurelius Of Phoenix
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Aurelius Of Phoenix

Psued., Male, 20, from Texas

Up to vol. 12 of the Goblin Slayer LNs, s'alright I guess if you're a fan of d&d you'll get more of the jokes. Rabbit and elf are best girl Oct 28, 2021

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    1. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Persona fans really are mentally ill.
      1. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        Comes with the name I guess. Persona.
        Apr 28, 2021
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      2. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Persona 3 fans are for sure.
        Apr 29, 2021
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      3. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        My biggest issue with Persona games I've played (80hrs in 5 and about 20hrs in 4 Golden) is that the social sim elements have mediocre writting, take up about 60% of the game and fuck the pacing of the story. I'm excited to get into SMT with V once it comes out because it doesn't have that shit and hopefully focuses on the gameplay.
        Apr 29, 2021
    2. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Mcdonald's Biscuit > Mcgriddle > Mcmuffin You can't beat a bacon egg & cheese biscuit. Simple as.
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      2. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        No juniors for me, I'm not a pedophile, I admire the proper portions.
        Apr 27, 2021
      3. Morgan_
        Morgan_
        Cool cool
        We're talkin fast food right now tho fam.....
        Go to Wendy's and get Junior bacon and then stop at the Chinese place and get pork dumplings.
        good stuff :p
        Apr 27, 2021
      4. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Apr 27, 2021
    3. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Some pothead has been knockin on my door for weeks, today we're at 2 times. I'm gonna freak the fuck out on this dude if he tries something.
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      2. TheGM
        TheGM
        just tell him "Dave's not here, man"
        Apr 24, 2021
      3. The GoBernment
        The GoBernment
        Offer to pay him to let you eat his ass, I dare you
        May 5, 2021
      4. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        I'm not a faggot, so no.
        May 5, 2021
    4. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      If their is one good thing about 2021, it's that wojak is finally dead, wonder what's next.
      1. TheGM
        TheGM
        didn't know that.
        Apr 22, 2021
      2. The GoBernment
        The GoBernment
        >Wojak
        >dead
        Choose one. The mainstream normies have finally gotten him.
        May 5, 2021
      3. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        That means it's dead.
        May 5, 2021
    5. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Niggas really be arguing that officers should be able to warp speed double air-dash to a stabbing within a sec instead of cappin' a bitch.
      1. TheGM
        TheGM
        should have used Bullet time and shot the knife out of her hand.
        Apr 22, 2021
    6. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      St. Floyd didn't really have good taste in drugs or women did he...
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Imho, this has a lot to do with perception of authority. You get 2-3 civilians who with increasing force *tells* a cop to lift his knee. The cop increasingly sees this as being ordered - which is a direct challenge to his authority, which cannot be permitted: "Please lift your knee!" "NO!"

        Same as "Lemme breathe", "NO! If you hadn't tried to order me to, I woulda let you by my own volition. Now it's too late."
        Apr 21, 2021
      3. TheGM
        TheGM
        Did they ever say why they took him out of the police car? should have just left his ass in there.
        Apr 21, 2021
      4. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Chauvin has a domination fetish, and Big Floyd was wearing a low cut top, the little slut.
        Apr 21, 2021
    7. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Wahman officer mistook her pistol for her taser, good thing she wasn't a waitress or she would've mistook the salt for the sugar...
      1. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Then I would've gave her what for!
        Apr 12, 2021
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      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      1. Big No
        Big No
        Sequels are never as good as the original though
        Apr 12, 2021
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    9. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Just tried reddit for the first time, wrote 5 posts before I realized all of them were deleted because I apparently need to wait 24 hours.
      1. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Oh well, deleted that piece of shit.
        Apr 10, 2021
    10. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Do white girls on Twitter think that saying how they hate white men will make them appealing in any way to anyone but BBC fetishists?
      1. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        I mean who would want someone who can't stand their own race?
        Apr 10, 2021
      2. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        "Yes Honey, as a white man I hate myself. So lets be in an open relationship together so I can be an ally and let my coworker Trayvonius be your bull."
        Apr 10, 2021
    11. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Got accused of being Mossad after arguing about Muslims celebrating 9/11, Oy Vey.
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      2. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        I'm sure the local avian population thought it was mana from heaven.
        Apr 10, 2021
      3. TheGM
        TheGM
        Weren't Israelis dancing the streets? I knew Palestinians were.
        Apr 10, 2021
      4. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Apr 10, 2021
    12. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      1st ranked match in Gwent, opponent forfeits at the last round, lucky me :)
      1. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        This is the second time I lost a match because frost doesn't seem to proc. in the last turn. Fuck you Gwent fix your shit, this and the delay on power points when cards are damaged or buffed.
        Apr 9, 2021
      2. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Three matches. I've lost three matches where if frost proc'd on the last turn I would have won. This is bullshit and I'm about to quit this fucking game.
        Apr 10, 2021
    13. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      I'm reading some faggot replying in an English LIt. discussion talking about fucking Weezer.
      1. TheGM
        TheGM
        wut?
        Apr 8, 2021
      2. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        We're suppose to be discussing about fucking Chaucer and this Fag referenced Weezer in his response.
        Apr 8, 2021
    14. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Played a few hours of Civ 6 and Witcher 1, both pretty good. Still getting used to the mechanics in 6 and Witcher 1 had a lot more depth >3.
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      2. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        I like how Witcher 1 doesn't have the retarded skill slot shit that Witcher 3 has and alchemy is a lot more involved.
        Apr 7, 2021
      3. SquidWard
        SquidWard
        Witcher 1 is the best of the games if you want a RPG. The other games have their merits but I really preferred a lot about 1.
        Apr 7, 2021
      4. Makta
        Makta
        I went through The witcher 1 and did everything "my way" and i think i missed 2 small things. Sadly in TW2 i never went past the intro lvl cause my min max brain ruined it for me.
        Apr 7, 2021
    15. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      5 Guys? More like 5 bi's am I right?
      1. Morgan_
        Morgan_
        How bout you eat some Wendy's hentai burgers instead?
        Apr 4, 2021
      2. Atomic Postman
        Atomic Postman
        hell yeah dude
        Apr 4, 2021
    16. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      At this point half my tweets must be marveling at what a bunch of spineless faggots Brits are.
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        You'd be a good European
        Apr 4, 2021
      2. Morgan_
        Morgan_
        Found the Twitter user :kek:
        Apr 4, 2021
    17. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      George Carlin and Bill Burr are overrated and not nearly as 'subversive' as I keep being told, fuck you.
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Often these comedians offer only an attitude, when they are being subversive - they offer little else. Hicks admitted to not knowing much about world politics, but still took it upon himself to lecture aggressively and cynically. To an uninformed 20 year old this "rocks" of course. But to an adult who actually read about the world - shit, even if I agree (and I happen to!) it's like... dude... why you yellin at me?
        Apr 2, 2021
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      3. SquidWard
        SquidWard
        Burr is great but yeah a bit overrated. Carlin? Nah. I prefer Norm to Burr easily but out of the lot currently that I see out there I'd rather have Burr. Idk if I'd say he's subversive either.
        Apr 2, 2021
      4. Richwizard
        Richwizard
        Someday, you children will understand...
        Apr 2, 2021
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    18. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      ALRIGHT BITCH GIVE ME THE MEATS NOW, EVERY COMMERCIAL ITS "ARBYS, WE HAVE THE MEATS" WELL WHERE THE FUCK IS IT!
      1. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        TELL ME NOW BEFORE I BLOW YOUR WORTHLESS HEAD OFF YOU WHORE! I SWEAR I'LL FUCKING DO IT! I'M ON KETO AND I NEED THE MEATS AND I NEED THEM NOW!
        Apr 1, 2021
      2. Risewild
        Risewild
        The meat's in Arby's...
        Apr 1, 2021
      3. Arroyo_City_Productions
        Arroyo_City_Productions
        Hahaha thats a good one man!
        Apr 1, 2021
    19. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Finally earnestly diving in to Atom RPG, and it's pretty fun so far. Going undercover with some bandits as a Herculean brawler is fun.
      1. Alphons
        Alphons
        Full version of Trudograd comes out in October.
        Mar 26, 2021
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      2. Alphons
        Alphons
        Also don't trust postmen.
        Mar 26, 2021
      3. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Put about 10-12 hours into my unarmed character, probably gonna scrap him and do a little more build research for a more optimized version of my character.
        Mar 27, 2021
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      Aurelius Of Phoenix
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    Location:
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    Occupation:
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    My name is Not Important; what is important is what I'm going to do. I just fucking hate this world, and the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred, and I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance, and no life is worth saving, and I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill and it's time for me to die; my genocide crusade begins... here!