Crni Vuk
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Oct 23, 1941 (Age: 78)
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Crni Vuk

M4A3 Oldfag oTO, 78, from The front

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KÄSESPÄTZLE! Apr 26, 2020

Crni Vuk was last seen:
May 25, 2020 at 7:26 PM
    1. Crni Vuk
      Crni Vuk
      KÄSESPÄTZLE!
      1. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Cheese Noodles.
        Apr 26, 2020
      2. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        Untermenschenfood! Begone!
        Apr 26, 2020
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    2. Crni Vuk
      Crni Vuk
      What the fuck is this for a shit?
      1. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        *Downvotes furiously.*
        Feb 29, 2020
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      2. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        I can't what the fuck is this for a shit? this post. What a horrible section.
        Feb 29, 2020
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    3. Crni Vuk
      Crni Vuk
      The Waffen SS had Indian members.
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      2. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        Quite ironic for the Third Reich which was build on the ideology of racial purity to command an army which contained at the end of the war 24 different nations. Aprox. 300.000 members of the Waffen SS have been recruited from nations allied to Germany or even occupied territories.
        Nov 1, 2019
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      3. alec
        alec
        I'm 100% sure it was this racial impurity that made them lose the war. O, and Hitler acting like a complete idiot, of course, let's not forget about that.
        Nov 2, 2019
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      4. MutantScalper
        MutantScalper
        Dec 29, 2019
    4. Crni Vuk
      Crni Vuk
      If a joke isn't funny the first time ... Can it be funny the second time? Or the third time? Or the fourth time? Or the ...
      1. Mr. Grandma and KingArthur like this.
      2. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        If you believe hard enough, yes.
        Oct 23, 2019
      3. Korin
        Korin
        Research tells us you should get as large a sample size as possible
        Oct 23, 2019
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      4. Richwizard
        Richwizard
        According to David Letterman, yes.
        Oct 24, 2019
    5. Crni Vuk
      1. alec
        alec
        It's less impressive when you realize it's heavily segmented. It's like more than 300 shots glued together, played by several guys. I like the Opposing Force one better.
        Sep 1, 2019
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      2. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        Yeah I saw that one as well. Crazy stuff. Now that you mention it I didn't notice that it was segmented. I can't even imagine how many tries it required for just one moment where everything lines up perfectly ...
        Sep 1, 2019
    6. Crni Vuk
      Crni Vuk
      You have to approach Fallout 76 like a Vulcan. If Todd Howard started to talk would he nerve pinch him?
    7. Crni Vuk
      Crni Vuk
      Do you or do you not want a No-Deal-Brexit? Britain: Yes.
      1. TheOtherManInTheRoom
        TheOtherManInTheRoom
        Almost certainly gonna happen at this point it seems... we still think of ourselves as such, but maybe it's time to scrap the 'Great'
        Aug 14, 2019
    8. Crni Vuk
      Crni Vuk
      Chernobyle. Scientist dieing horroribly to radiation? Terrible. I guess. Soldiers shooting radiated puppies? MY FUCKING HEART HURTS!
      1. Squadcar likes this.
    9. Crni Vuk
      Crni Vuk
      Does the Internet lie to you?
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      2. Mr. Grandma
        Mr. Grandma
        Hello internet.

        Can you make me a website?
        May 30, 2019
      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        uhm I'll do my best, it's been a while, em, <html><body><title>Welcome to My Internet Homepage!</title>
        <a href="pornhub.com">Click here for more</a></body></html>
        May 30, 2019
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      4. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        May 30, 2019
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    10. Crni Vuk
      Crni Vuk
      Sherman is love. Sherman is live.
    11. Crni Vuk
      Crni Vuk
      'Subverting Expectations' is my new line of the year, which stands for "bad writing", which has to be sold to fans as great content.
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      3. Earth
        Earth
        I would prefer the artist to try to "subvert expectations" over fanservice though. Seeing art as a product so you should just give the customers what they want leads to art becoming generic. I get your point; it sucks when things like SW go sh*t, but that's the price you have to pay sometimes. Just because you paid a painter to paint a portrait that doesn't mean it's going to be good. (you can criticise them though)
        May 13, 2019
      4. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        We're talking about completely different things here. It's not about subverting expectations, it's about shitty writting. And we're also not talking about a painter who was comissioned to paint something, we're talking about a billion dollar 'industry'.
        May 13, 2019
      5. Earth
        Earth
        True, a bad painter would quickly go out of business. The frustration here is that huge corporations have a monopoly on entertainment so they can get away with whatever garbage they want to write. All we have in return are our wallets and collective criticism. But neither of those things will necessarily guarantee quality or getting what we want.
        May 13, 2019
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    13. Crni Vuk
      Crni Vuk
      I am shocked and saddened to hear of Karl Marx's tragic death 236 years ago. I really thought he was still alive :/
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        You mean 136, and you can all just quit it, my joke is the original and the best, yall just poor mimicks!
        Apr 7, 2019
      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        His grandson has a parkour youtube channel. REAL FACT.
        Apr 8, 2019
      3. valcik
        valcik
        Marx's Capital is great for lighting up dark tunnels. When burning, the tome emits the light of progress.
        Apr 8, 2019
    14. Crni Vuk
      Crni Vuk
      AVENGE ME BROTHER!
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Foreshadowing! Very clever!
        Apr 6, 2019
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    15. Crni Vuk
      Crni Vuk
      What's so Rad about Radscorpions?
      1. KingArthur and Supermarauder like this.
      2. Supermarauder
        Supermarauder
        This is something I ask myself everyday. I dunno man. But it keeps me up at night.
        Apr 2, 2019
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      3. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        Their mad BMX skills.
        Apr 2, 2019
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    16. Crni Vuk
      Crni Vuk
      Froh wie seine Sonnen fliegen durch des Himmels prächtigen Plan, laufet Brüder, eure Bahn, freudig wie ein Held zum Siegen!
      1. KingArthur likes this.
      2. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        Danke, mein freund.
        Mar 28, 2019
      3. Crni Vuk
    17. Crni Vuk
      Crni Vuk
      How do you make god laugh ...
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        A believer dies. He is buried and his body slowly rots. His family mourns him and remember him by his actions.

        End of the joke.
        Mar 26, 2019
      3. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        I was raised Catholic, but switched to moral-relative paganism. The main difference I’ve noticed between pagans and Christians is that you tell a pagan you’re Christian/atheist and they go “good for you man! Have a nice one!” Tell a Christian you’re pagan and they go “that doesn’t make any sense”, as though the Magic Sky Daddy is so much more logical than the creation of the universe being a team effort.
        Mar 26, 2019
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      4. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        Yeah! When the reality is that none of them make sense!
        Mar 26, 2019
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    18. Crni Vuk
      Crni Vuk
      What's wrong with tropes?
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      3. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        *GASP!* It's almost as if tropes are neither good nor bad but merely tools, which you have to apply correctly and wisely!
        Mar 25, 2019
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      4. Alphons
        Alphons
        Hating on tropes became a trope itself.
        Mar 25, 2019
      5. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        Tropeical Thunder!
        Mar 25, 2019
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    19. Crni Vuk
      Crni Vuk
      Cahf ah nafl mglw'nafh hh' ahor syha'h ah'legeth, ng llll or'azath syha'hnahh n'ghftephai n'gha ahornah ah'mglw'nafh!
    20. Crni Vuk
      Crni Vuk
      Remember guys and girls, intelligent design!
      1. Crni Vuk
      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        On a UI/UX standpoint, I give the human body 4/10.
        Mar 21, 2019
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    Birthday:
    Oct 23, 1941 (Age: 78)
    Home Page:
    https://www.whitehouse.gov/
    Location:
    The front
    Occupation:
    Marching over the Germans.
    Don't touch my gun.

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