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Quick and easy my goddamn ass, tried to get 4 gifts through online stores, and so far spent hours w errors and other bullshit Nov 19, 2019 at 2:37 PM

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    1. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Quick and easy my goddamn ass, tried to get 4 gifts through online stores, and so far spent hours w errors and other bullshit
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      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        I did one amazon order, and told my gf, this is kind of morbid, but an interesting experience - maybe this xmas, we get to contribute to someones death by exhaustion indirectly - and just in time for the holidays!
        Nov 19, 2019 at 5:41 PM
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      4. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Amazon allows you to track your delivery, so you can watch their slow trek from Amazon HQ, countless deliveries, then finally to your doorstep. So enjoy!
        Nov 19, 2019 at 5:43 PM
      5. alec
        alec
        That's my experience with ordering things online as well: "Quick and easy my goddamn ass." That's when I remember I really don't like computers very much.
        Nov 20, 2019 at 6:15 AM
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    2. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      I wonder how much human history must pass, before a functioning Norwegian spellcheck manifests into existence.
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      2. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        I think Europe will be majority Muslim in 20 years so Alec is pretty close.
        Nov 18, 2019 at 10:14 PM
      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        One projection says 10% within next 50 years, but... you know... muslims are like women in this regard: Let's see them *really* try to take power away from The Conglomerate White Western Man. So, everybody relax, we'll sooner be mass-nuked by Canadians, than *actually* threatened by Arabs.
        Nov 18, 2019 at 11:01 PM
      4. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        It's really easy. You just fuck a lot. Then you win.
        Nov 18, 2019 at 11:08 PM
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    3. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Finally got around to watch The Raid. Haven't felt this eager to kick and punch shit since I watched The Matrix as a teen
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      3. alec
        alec
        We instinctively know how to fight: with our arms/hands and legs/feet. And real fights are always clumsy and dirty. There are always more misses than hits. Have you ever watched a boxing match from start to finish, not just the highlights? It's ridiculous how ineffective even the best boxers are. And that's why we invented spears and knives and guns. To stop looking like complete buffoons on the battlefield.
        Nov 19, 2019 at 6:44 AM
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      4. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Absolutely agree. Martial arts in for example athletic setting, looks like a bunch of kids flailing their hands at each others - the rest is coreography and movie trend. Matrix has, hilariously enough, some of the worst looking fighting, since every damn punch or block includes a neat little pause, so one can fully appreciate each pose. Fuckin Karate Kid has more realistic fighting than that
        Nov 19, 2019 at 11:30 AM
      5. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        By now though, it's too cemented in culture, I guess. How many movie baddies just walk away from that well-deserved jaw-punch they recieved? How about having them fall and knock their head against the ground, for then to start shaking and snoring :D
        Nov 19, 2019 at 11:40 AM
    4. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      So, I went and had myself a random little seizure, and spent 2 days in the hospital. I'm back now, all tests say I'm fine, but now I'm
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      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        As for quality, I was given a room of my own, complete privacy, and no restrictions to visitors, I had a touch screen TV, and those beds with the remote control thing. My gf told me that it easily corresponded to private-hospital levels back in her Portugal.
        Oct 23, 2019
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      4. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        And yes - this shit is paid for out of the tax-payers pocket - which kind of is the entire point (especially if the super-rich allow themselves to be taxed just like the rest of us plebs)

        Okay, I'm done "politicizing the moment" now :D
        Oct 23, 2019
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      5. MutantScalper
        MutantScalper
        I'm glad you're ok dude. And I actually know Norway is wealthier than my country so I'd expect them to take good care of you. Glad you're ok now.
        Nov 8, 2019
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    5. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Kurdish forces ally with Syrian gvt, in a compromise where survival as a people outweigh the desire for independence. That's rough.
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        And this happening during the Impeachment hearings... doesn't bode well for Cheetolini.
        Oct 17, 2019
      3. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        Yeah but you see if the Kurds only helped in Normandy ...
        Oct 18, 2019
      4. Hassknecht
        Hassknecht
        We'll see how long the cease fire/pause will last now and what will come of it.
        Oct 18, 2019
    6. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Honk honk
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      2. alec
      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Indeed. I watched the Joker just a few days ago, and I can't remember the last time a movie surprised and excited me to such a degree. "Incels gonna shoot up"-my ass, they're all worried we're gonna start shooting up the rich. I'm not :] honk honk :]
        Oct 16, 2019
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      4. alec
        alec
        I hate to admit this, but I saw it three times already. I'm going to stop now and wait til it's out on dvd, but damn, I really really love that movie.
        Oct 16, 2019
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    7. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Whoa, zero results for "what's basement called" I'm the first Norwegian human in the history of internet, curious of the term for "basement"
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      3. MutantScalper
        MutantScalper
        @zegh8578 You mean what is a ship's basement called? A hold, maybe? In Norwegian you mean?

        Come on community, team effort needed here to help out Zegh! :D
        Oct 15, 2019
      4. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Yes, yes, in Norwegian :D I did come to "a hold" in English, but then "a hold" is impossible to google-translate to Nor, because "hold" means "to hold" in Norwegian. It always translates to - "to hold" "to hold a ship" "holding the ship" etc... It's very frustrating :D
        Oct 15, 2019
      5. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        I did find TWO lists of maritime terms, in Norwegian, and skimmed through both, as well as word-searched terms like "kjeller" etc, to see if something could match, but no luck
        Oct 15, 2019
    8. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Norwegians using the open source synonym-dictionary "What? To run is not synonymous with to cook? We'll just see about that!" *edits entry*
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Google translate is similar, based on user input, rendering most translations to just overly informal English loan-word soups

        Glad I bookmarked the actual language council's website, with their dictionary- although they're a bit lacking in offering related words, etymologies etc.
        Oct 11, 2019
    9. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Turkey's invading Syria to obliterate the Kurdish resistance there, and the 2nd most vapid official reaction (after Trump) was our very own
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Apart from hyperpowers like the US, I always find so eery when countries let themselves get accustomed to hostile conflict to the degree of posessing a military force with a lot of recent experience - or armed and active paramilitary groups like the Grey Wolves. There's an inherent savagery to it, that most "common sense" would suggest that we have shed in our modernity, but that clearly we have not
        Oct 11, 2019
      3. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Heh, “shed in our modernity”. We’re a flawed creation, zegh. As long as there are shaved monkeys there will be war, and profiteering, and all that happy shit that comes with violence.
        Oct 11, 2019
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      4. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Oh, for sure. These are constant reminders, and so is geopolitics in general. Not to sound all "cynic edge", but geopolitics in particular perfectly demonstrate our hard, unrelenting, uncompromising biology, we overrun our opponents according to demand, and individual suffering drown in almost trivial political maneuvers and actions that blanket entire populations.
        Oct 11, 2019
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    10. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Anyone else gets a kick from encouraging and starting up a birthday song for someone you know don't want it?
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      3. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        Yeah? You might get stronger reactions by refusing to sing one for someone who does want it.

        Just saying. Why the half measures boys?
        Oct 3, 2019
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      4. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Wants it... ? You're that guy, aren't you Crni?
        Oct 3, 2019
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      5. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        I don't believe in Birthdays!
        Oct 3, 2019
    11. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Somos todos irlandeses
      1. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Somos is interesting. Somos sodot would be even cooler.
        Sep 30, 2019
    12. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      I just realized Norwegian does not have a word for 'amputee', we have to say the whole thing "person who has had a limb of theirs amputated"
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      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        I guess we got some older terms for things that might have been more common in the past, but I'm guessing those terms exist in any community that has experienced (or still do) ailments common with lack of modern medicine
        Sep 18, 2019
      4. alec
        alec
        Sucks if you're into Norwegian amputee porn. Gotta type in half a novel before you can pull your pud.
        Sep 18, 2019
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      5. Eshanas
        Eshanas
        Why not just 'armless' or 'legless'?
        Sep 19, 2019
    13. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      I always loved that random-ass dinner-scene verse in Rapper's Delight :V
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    14. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      PHEW I *almost* clicked a weird looking (likely ranty) Youtube video purely out of curiousity - but I stopped myself. Dodged a bullet there!
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        Sep 11, 2019
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      3. Risewild
        Risewild
        Indeed. The majority of people who rant on Youtube are pussies.
        Sep 12, 2019
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    15. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      I'm not sure exactly how I feel about Jodie Foster
      1. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        Better than feeling obsessed with her and going for Reagan right?
        Sep 11, 2019
      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Indeed! Not a day goes by that I do not appreciate my rather ambivalent attitude towards Jodie Foster, precisely because of that. Life is precious, and Jodie Foster is simply not worth throwing it all away for.
        Sep 11, 2019
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      3. alec
        alec
        Pre-Contact Jodie Foster was awesome. Then she turned into a dyke with a political opinion. Whatever, Hollywood.
        Sep 20, 2019
    16. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Today some kiddo told me - twice - to "take the red pill", like, outright, unironically. Almost endearing in its naive directness there
      1. Hassknecht
        Hassknecht
        Blackpill that twerp.
        Sep 3, 2019
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    17. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Um, some pcgamer article seem baffled that NPCs in GTAVO are *not really* playing on slot machines, but going through animations instead
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      2. Risewild
        Risewild
        Most gaming magazines were good, back in the day.
        Now most gaming sites suck. Anyone can be a gaming writer/"journalist", even people that don't like or play games.
        Sep 4, 2019
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Gaming magazines only seemed good because you didn't have any way to fact check them or compare them with anything else. They always sucked.
        Sep 4, 2019
      4. Risewild
        Risewild
        Maybe where you are. When I was young gaming magazines in my area were right on point.
        They only showed pics of a game, what genre the game is, if it has any new concepts, etc.
        Basically they would report on the games and what they actually were.
        Sep 4, 2019
    18. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      There's a lil red clover outside my window, that my eye always catches in such a way I always mistake it for a bird's head or something
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        It's like the clover is peering into my livingroom, something that's not completely unthinkable around here, I've had several magpies peer inside, as well as cats
        Sep 2, 2019
      2. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Kill the clover.
        Sep 2, 2019
      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        NEVER!
        Sep 3, 2019
    19. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Back from Spain! Phew! As expected, I'm once again locked out of fucking everything, and now begins the recovery of all my accounts :)
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      2. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Better safe than sorry. Friend lost 700 recently. I lost that much before too. Calling beforehand will help that.
        Aug 24, 2019
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      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Nono I'm talking about online accounts, everything I log on to - except NMA, NMAs like... analog
        Aug 24, 2019
      4. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Ahhh. Yes, that is annoying.
        Aug 24, 2019
    20. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Oh hey, looks like Brazil just went ahead and mercy killed the Amazon with fire
      1. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        That's what happens when you only shit every other day.
        Aug 21, 2019
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