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Every now and then it occurs to me that I know zero Saami words, the ethnic indigenous minority of northern Scandinavia. Nov 28, 2021 at 4:03 AM

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    1. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Every now and then it occurs to me that I know zero Saami words, the ethnic indigenous minority of northern Scandinavia.
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        I can say "hello", "damn!" and "thanks" in Chinese, I can say "stop!", "yes", "no" and "grandma" in Russian - but I cannot say a single word in Saami. None!
        Nov 28, 2021 at 4:05 AM
    2. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Why does saami wiki have an article about the patellar reflex, but norwegian does not? Also, hello Hoarse, are you doing well?
    3. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Playstation will shut off in 10 minutes - LIES! It says 10 minutes the whole time, there should be a countdown!
    4. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      "Crisis actor" is a very loaded term nowadays, but I actually *was* a crisis actor during my draft, and it was fucking awesome
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        My role was that of a shock-victim of a mass-car crash, and I proceeded to wander off away from the accident site, and into the woods, where a dilligent trooper found me, and brought me back to the site, with a warm blanket over my shoulders
        Nov 24, 2021 at 4:37 AM
      2. Jogre
        Jogre
        >During my draft

        Scandinavian Moment
        Nov 24, 2021 at 11:58 AM
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      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Did you turn the frogs gay?
        Nov 24, 2021 at 10:06 PM
    5. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Goddamnit, I'm somewhat managing to convince some moron that I have become posessed by the devil, but then he doesn't recognize latin
      1. mustadiokeepsdying likes this.
      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        So my whole "the world of men has come to an end"-joke falls flat.
        Nov 23, 2021 at 6:49 PM
      3. mustadiokeepsdying
        Nov 23, 2021 at 6:54 PM
      4. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Jokes on you. You are possessed by the spirit of antichrist. Kudos. It's not like in the movies it's just a general attitude and energy.
        Nov 23, 2021 at 10:51 PM
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    6. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      D: I got an epiphany in the shower, of mixing my carton of pineapple juice with milk. Like - whoaaaa - that's gotta ruuuule
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        But according to The Internet, the acid in the juice will cause the milk to curdle. It would have been a disaster! What kind of shit fucking epiphany was that!?
        Nov 23, 2021 at 6:17 PM
      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Enjoy the taste of cut milk I guess.
        Nov 23, 2021 at 8:04 PM
    7. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      "21% of American adults are functionally illiterate. According to the U.S. DoE, 54% of adults have literacy below 6th-grade level."
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Literacy in India is 77%, Pakistan 74,5%, Peru 98,9% and Vietnam 97,1%
        Nov 23, 2021 at 3:58 AM
      3. Richwizard
        Richwizard
        Why read when you can YouTube? Me and my friends were reading at the 6th grade level before 6th grade. These days, I see news articles by alleged professional journalists with horrible misspellings. You'd think they were all Crni.
        Nov 23, 2021 at 7:14 AM
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      4. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Are they testing illegals that can't speak English?
        Nov 23, 2021 at 7:33 AM
    8. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Being transgressional is half the battle - allow me to demonstrate: Murder is good, and not-murder... is bad.
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        See? Made you think. So many scenarios, so many factors to take into account - so many what-ifs! What if by murdering ONE baby, you save TEN. See? Did it again. Transgression!
        Nov 22, 2021 at 7:59 PM
      2. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        You can never save babies by murdering babies because that scenario does not exist unless you are a Communist.
        Nov 22, 2021 at 8:15 PM
      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        I hate when for all my transgression, I just go and show all my cards like this :/
        Nov 22, 2021 at 8:31 PM
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    9. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Lol, fuck, I'm getting a comment liked by American conservatives, including one #MAGA-account...
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        This usually happens when I state something totally neutrally true, like "the sky is blue" - and whoever happens to like my comment first, has some hash-tag, that then spooks the opposite political spectrum from agreeing with their like. I am now a MAGA-spokesperson, specifically for the existence of a camera near the Wisconsin parade-crash.
        Nov 22, 2021 at 2:42 AM
      2. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        You have white on the right side instead of left.
        Nov 22, 2021 at 2:56 AM
      3. Morgan_
        Morgan_
        Start pandering and turn on monetizations.
        Nov 22, 2021 at 7:02 PM
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    10. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      What, "metaphilosophy" isn't in the spell-check either? What is this thing good for, writing vacation post cards!?
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      2. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        You can add to spellcheck ya know.
        Nov 20, 2021
      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        I know, but I'm writing future fiction, which means i am inventing words like a motherfucker. On top of that, Norwegian allows for willy nilly compounding, so anything goes, firehatpoocongestion is a valid word in Norwegian. In other words, I don't trust myself to get comfy with that function.
        Nov 20, 2021
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      4. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Firehatpoocongestion should be a thing for sure.
        Nov 21, 2021
    11. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Oh fuck you spellcheck, for pretending the Nor. word for "reefer" doesn't exist! Grow up!
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        The dictionary has the word *and* fun examples of use! Including the history of the word (not reefer per se, but our equivalent) - apparently it's an individual boat used to smuggle weed to Copenhaguen back in the day!
        Nov 20, 2021
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    12. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Convicted child killer and rapist is trending on Twitter, and I'm not sure I wanna know.
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        There's two of them, and one always maintained his innocence, in the sense that he insists the other guy coerced him. Both have been in prison beyond the 21 years life sentence, due to them being indefinitely incarcerated, which also holds that they can be released after evaluations every 5 years
        Nov 17, 2021
      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Kevin Feige?
        Nov 17, 2021
    13. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Let's get the ball rolling for next year, with "orgasm october"
    14. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Any good YT to MP3 sites? ytmp3cc seems to be broken, only giving me corrupted files.
      1. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        You can download it as an mp4 and then convert it online, or you can also download OBS and use the record feature to record the screen and the audio file as a separate file.
        Nov 3, 2021
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      2. mustadiokeepsdying
        mustadiokeepsdying
        mylinkconverter.com
        Nov 3, 2021
      3. mustadiokeepsdying
        mustadiokeepsdying
        you can also use invidious to listen to a audio only version of a video and possibly download that instead
        Nov 3, 2021
    15. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      apple juice is so fucking good
      1. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Just don't put it in risotto.
        Nov 3, 2021
      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        I will only be putting it in my mouth. Slowly. Love apple juice so much.
        Nov 3, 2021
    16. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      WHAE STAYVUN WHAE!?
    17. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      fuuuck hotline miami ost is some seriously sexay shit, i can't get any writing done, im too busy just grooving in my chair doing robot moves
      1. ironmask and Alphons like this.
    18. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      shibbidy bop hot diggity
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    19. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      pompous snobs breaking the law always gets a newspaper spot where theyre like "i think I should be let off the hook u guys"
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        the rest of us should be allowed to do that, newspapers would have to be rolled around with tractors, lifted onto your lap with a crane
        Oct 30, 2021
      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        When it's a rich person doing a horrible crime the newspapers over here are always like "FAMILY TRAGEDY" but about the perpetrator, and their family who is usually also accomplices or attempting bribes and cover up as well.
        Oct 30, 2021
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    20. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      One of the noisiest things in the world: In the silence of night, pick up earbuds, on a table, entangled in your keys.
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Night time makes it all so much worse - I'm not used to AC's here, it's Norway, we're all about *insulation* - but visiting Spain, I was melting away at night, and I turned on just a regular fan, just - metal that spins fast, and it sounded like a goddamn hurricane! Again, night quiet made it worse, but yeah, had to turn it off, it was impossible to sleep with it, worse than the heat.
        Oct 28, 2021
      3. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        I can't sleep without the noise now.
        Oct 28, 2021
      4. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        I have a lot of that, needing some sleep-noise, wonder what that's about. Maybe thoughts are too loud by themselves?
        Oct 28, 2021
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