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zegh8578

Keeper of the trout, from Mare Stercore

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go fuck yourself consort radahn, piece of shit, rot in hell, man Jul 6, 2024

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    1. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      go fuck yourself consort radahn, piece of shit, rot in hell, man
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      2. Norzan
        Norzan
        Git gud, scrub.
        Jul 6, 2024
      3. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        get lucky more like. elden ring is so unbalanced that they had to add in items that boost your stats significantly but only in the dlc so players can do froms balancing job for them
        Jul 6, 2024
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      4. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        i did (get lucky) critted radahn to hell, bam, done and gone
        Jul 6, 2024
    2. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      My entire reaction to Elden Ring not having a pause function was "oh"
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        We need to just end the internet.
        Jul 5, 2024
      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        also why is that fucker hugging me!?
        Jul 5, 2024
    3. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      When I was a kid, I thought the guy's name was "Walt Gisnep"
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Apparently, it's not uncommon
        Jun 28, 2024
    4. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      What do you even do during a thunder storm if you're a Sauropod?
      1. TheGM
        TheGM
        eat leaf
        Jun 20, 2024
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    5. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      First thing I did in Elden ring was turn all the pvp shit off; all the "immersive" player created messages, no coop.
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      2. Resardiv
        Resardiv
        Weakling
        Jun 18, 2024
      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        ohhh i forgot about invasions, yes that would be annoying.
        Jun 18, 2024
      4. Resardiv
        Resardiv
        Even weaker.
        Jun 18, 2024
    6. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Fuckin hell I *JUST* noticed in Fury Road, the drummer-dudes got little drummerboy trainees by the Citadel gate cranes :D
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        They drum with such visible gusto :V
        Jun 14, 2024
    7. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Whenever I listen to Tools later albums, I inevitably get nostalgic to Ænima, and change the record.
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Still haven't fully gotten "into" Lateralus yet, fucking album takes forever; mostly skipped 10K, now jumping into Fear; so far has nice vibe, lots of throwbackyness - maybe that helps.
        Jun 14, 2024
    8. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Gulls aren't stupid, for birds, they're very intelligent, they're just dead serious about everything, no sense of humor, all work
      1. Post-War Tribal
        Post-War Tribal
        I don't like gulls they show extreme intelligence, even problem-solving intelligence. Especially the big ones. We bred eight originally, but when she came in she took over the pride and killed all but two of the others. That one... when she looks at you, you can see she's working things out. That's why we have to feed them like this. She had them all attacking the fences when the feeders came.
        Jun 11, 2024
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      2. Richwizard
        Richwizard
        Gulls are giant pigeons. They eat our garbage and shit on everything, only more. Since pigeons are flying rats, gulls are giant flying rats. Wear a poncho.
        Jun 11, 2024
      3. SquidWard
        SquidWard
        Humans be like, "Oh yeah? Well, I've never seen them do calculus"
        Jun 13, 2024
    9. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      I was 10 when "Smells like teen spirit" came out, and I just realized, I would approach it (and many other music videos) like horror movies
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        A lot of them would later be favorites of mine, like classics of the previous decade or whatever, but when I was a kid - those songs already represented the current state of teen-hood, and my god, how atrotiously chaotic it looked, how seedy
        Jun 8, 2024
      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        But I couldn't look away, like a scary movie watched on purpose for the thrills, I'd come back and watch more, pouting in paradoxal fascination.
        Jun 8, 2024
    10. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Birdlings fledged today; only two - one visibly smaller than the first out; I'm guessing it followed cus it was left alone
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        eventually I went outside, grabbed the bird (it's okay, as long as you put it in their box/nest/shelter; just do not bring inside or to vet) put it into the box, from which it stubbornly escaped as soon as I went back inside - so, it sat in the rain again
        Jun 6, 2024
      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        it called for the parents, but they're off for the night + its pouring down, and then... little by little, it went towards the box - then snuck inside! It's been inside since, it should be dry, sheltered from wind, and hopfully the parents will swing by tomorrow with grubs.
        It *can* fly, it's just not fully clicked yet, so hopefully tomorrow.
        Jun 6, 2024
      4. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        He made it! I heard one feeding in the morning; skies have been clear, no strange noise - the box is clear, dry as the desert inside, and two little poops were left!
        Godspeed little tit! Godspeed!
        Jun 7, 2024
    11. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Also, can you English speakers please revise your bird names, cocks and tits and boobies, I have a great tit family living in my wall but
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        it sounds insane to be reporting on my relentless great tits

        they are relentless though, my god
        Jun 5, 2024
      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Dammit, one of them died. On the balcony floor, scrawny, shouldn't be for the time they've been in there, a last runt maybe... ? I imagine parents musta dropped it there, so I dropped it to the lawn.
        Jun 5, 2024
    12. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Our telecom ads are so boomercoded it's hilarious how they portray "hackers" and such - with big red letters on their evil screens
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        In one, the "protagonist" gets a phonecall from "his daughter" but nei - it is in fact a creepy hax0rz who use *software* to make himself SOUND like the daughter! Shudder :O
        Jun 4, 2024
    13. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Saw my extremely emotionally unstable brother off the other day, his first visit to my apartment, before he leaves for the fucking Carribean
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        I am left to hope for something fucking up, preventing him from going - he's supposed to live with his wife in the Dominican Republic, but dude can't even live with her here - he got admitted to the psych ward for extreme act-outs
        May 31, 2024
      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Before getting on the bus, he told me he was terrified of going, especially since he's gonna be alone in a 3rd world country - he gets drunk, he gets beligerent, and again... I can now only hope they send him back here, where he will still be miserable, but at least not in danger of fucking murder...
        May 31, 2024
      4. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        I was worried the entire day before the visit, because he can be unpredictable, now I feel like shit, because the whole time he intended it as a good bye :I
        May 31, 2024
    14. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Bologna's shit, Firenze is cute, but packed with tourists, Padova was rainy but charming, Verona was kind of busy, prolly for shopping
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Modena was 100% super charming, would again - they even stop when you cross pedestrian under green man, very generous - then again, it's the rich-people-town.
        Bologna's sooo crap tho - and the airport? holy shit, worst ever
        May 26, 2024
      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Bologna's airport is SO shit, they actually have PSA posters there, urging people not to assault the staff :'D like literally, the posters show hands in cuffs, stating it is illegal to assault staff for "any reason" ending with an accusatory "control yourself!"
        May 26, 2024
      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        yeah, fuck you Bologna airport, how about you expand the airport with, say - a goddamn hallway or two? A bench would be nice!
        May 26, 2024
    15. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      you see them new t-rex vocals?
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        no? whats going on w t-rex vocals?
        May 18, 2024
      2. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        i heard they found new fossils that allowed them to recreate t-rex vocals but idk could be a hoax and you were the only dude i thought i could ask lmao
        May 18, 2024
      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Ohhh, I wondered - I think it's more about brain-case scanning, and doing comparisons of the brain, concluding that T (as well as all theropods) would vocalize in a manner more similar to birds/crocs than mammals which makes sense; but makes it unlikely to have performed big, awesome roars - instead making more "quirky" sounds, like alligator-burping and such.
        May 19, 2024
    16. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Seriously our ice cream ads are fucking mental, and I dunno who to complain to!
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        They're all fully sincere in their tone, to be all celebratory summery - but shows people SWIMMING with their fucking ice creams!? Who fucking does that!?
        Just now saw one where they ate it Lady and the Tramp style, cones first! What the fuck kind of derranged shit is that!?
        May 15, 2024
    17. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Still can't get over how many women Tarantino had barefoot in his movies, not to mention how he wrote Salma Hayeks naked foot in his mouth
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        No, no, that's just how the script goes, see - the female protagonist needs to wiggle her toe, and the camera has to linger on this toe, it's the STORYYY!
        May 15, 2024
      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Culmination in how the script simply calls for the director to hand-strangle the female actress on stage, for that most authentic of shots

        straight outta 90s French cinema handbook, "non, non, the script simply says right here - female actreux commits to unsimulated oral sexual pleseur with directeur!"
        May 15, 2024
    18. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Know those ads where you get a super celeb showing for exactly 6 seconds, and have 3 spoken words over 2 lines, one of them "Nespresso."
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        entirely composed out of first-takes, I refuse to believe anything else
        May 3, 2024
      2. eissa
        eissa
        Uncle Zegh is big meanie.
        May 3, 2024
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      3. Mr Fish
        Mr Fish
        ads?
        May 7, 2024
    19. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      So, hot take - I think Captain Sobel (band of brothers) was not necesarily the prickwad the soldiers remember him as; they were all young
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      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Now Sobel is basically "whiny Ross" forever, an incompetent useless coward who somehow fielded the best soldiers the world has ever seen, for then to fuck off and shoot himself through the face, botching even that.
        May 2, 2024
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      4. TheGM
        TheGM
        19 year olds? some of those guys were grown ass men who already been through, training, the officer program and veterans from the fighting in North Africa.
        May 2, 2024
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      5. TheGM
        TheGM
        But they pointed out his insane physical standards helped them in the end it doesn't mean Sobel wasn't a petty asshole. That pettiness is why Easy Company was given new command.
        May 2, 2024
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    20. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      I realized that Pan's Labyrinth's ending truly does not make a difference - either it was all coping mechanism for trauma, and she just dies
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        OR the Faun is real - but if he is real, the magical realm that awaits her has already been described to us in the intro; it's where her father lives, now also her mother, here are no lies, no pain - there are no blue skies deep underground, and she can only dream of being human
        Apr 28, 2024
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