zegh8578
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zegh8578

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Yall dudes know the feeling right, when you're in a freefall/low gravity situation, and your ballsack-content rises Mar 29, 2020 at 12:22 AM

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    1. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Yall dudes know the feeling right, when you're in a freefall/low gravity situation, and your ballsack-content rises
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Whenever the airplane dips into the low pressure pockets, and does that temporary drop, I always found it funny to think about - all the dudes I'm seeing the backs of the heads of, down the rows, they all got their ballsack ticklin
        Mar 29, 2020 at 12:23 AM
      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        I'm wondering if women feel anything equivalent in these situations, like slightly less weighted boobs or something
        Mar 29, 2020 at 12:23 AM
    2. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Love how New Zealanders pronounce Eminem as "imminim"
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      2. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        You don’t wanna fuck with Shady cause Shady will fuckin put you in imminim-t danger
        Mar 25, 2020 at 9:17 PM
    3. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      First hints of daw's sun peering up beyond the horizon after a long, dark winter.
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Something sad and eery about how unaffected the actual world, the planet, the seasons and the weather, all are to what we humans consider a major crisis. We mean so little, yet to ourselves, we mean everything.
        /sip of wine.
        Mar 23, 2020 at 3:40 AM
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      3. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        There are dolphins in Venice now. After 60 years.
        Mar 23, 2020 at 7:42 AM
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      4. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Yeah I think that is awesome. Venice is such a shithole normally.
        Mar 23, 2020 at 7:51 AM
    4. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Sigh, old ladies tearing family-packs of toilet-paper off the shelves in the store today.
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      2. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        I went grocery shopping the other day. Just happened to need some disinfectant wipes. Gone at both places I went. None were left. I know it makes more sense than toilet paper but there was at least about 10 family packs left in the aisle when I looked.
        Mar 9, 2020
      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        My gf needs bacterial disinfectant for her workplace, restaurant - all gone! Saw somewhere hospitals are running out, and chronical patients are endangered by morons who think anti-bacterial will defeat viruses. They probably just think "maybe! better just double down and stay safe!"
        Mar 9, 2020
      4. Alphons
        Alphons
        Mar 10, 2020
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    5. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Christ the windows search function is such utter fucking garbage. Didn't work weeks ago, worked for a while, stopped working again...
      1. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Christ windows is such utter fucking garbage. Fixed it.
        Feb 27, 2020
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      2. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        Windows 10 or 7? Windows 10 pisses me off with that shit, randomly searching the web. NO BITCH, I WAS SEARCHING THE FILES AND SHIT ON MY PC. DON'T PUT IT ONLINE, FUCK YOU, AND QUIT FUCKING SPYING.
        Feb 27, 2020
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      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        my favorite is "no results found in quick-access folder", because my brain still cannot fathom that I have such a pointless folder on my computer to begin with, and it further cannot fathom why it should be the default location for win to search for files o_-
        Feb 28, 2020
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    6. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      "Oh, that's how it is!" -comic book store guy, when I slammed Akira vol 1-6 on the desk.
      1. alec
        alec
        Comic book store guy is having a warm meal today.
        Feb 23, 2020
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    7. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      I ate two eggs with expiration date today. They smelled a bit extra eggy, so to speak, but were otherwise okay.
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Throw it away dude, you ditch the shell, don't you? :v
        Feb 21, 2020
      3. MutantScalper
      4. alec
        alec
        It doesn't matter what it is, it looks like cum and that's all that matters.
        Feb 21, 2020
    8. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Much as I've long since outgrown "Spawn", I really admire Greg Capullos work and style. He really outdid Todd McFarlane, with ease
      1. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        The HBO show is the the way to go. Shame it only had two seasons.
        Feb 20, 2020
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Maybe that's a good thing. Spawn's perpetualness was one of my first lessons in "art for the sake of profit" as a teen, and the main reason I had to let the comic book go. I *loved* the count-down aspect, the build up to a confrontation, heaven vs hell, all that jazz. Then it came, went, and the comic just continued, and I felt very disillusioned.
        Feb 20, 2020
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    9. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      it'd be cool to be on tv as one of those freaks that obsessively only eat one kind of food ever. What'd be your food, while your wife cried?
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      3. alec
        alec
        I absolutely love instant noodles. If they're cup noodles, you can wait til they're lukewarm and then fuck the cup. You can still eat them afterwards.
        Feb 5, 2020
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      4. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        Tomatoes or peppers. If it can be a combination of things it would just be varying types of hamburgers.
        Feb 5, 2020
      5. Hoplite
        Hoplite
        Carolina BBQ. God I'd let BBQ destroy my life
        Feb 5, 2020
    10. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      The joy of speaking a language with only 5 million speakers world wide, is that by 2020 - 20 years into the 2000s, we still don't have
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        spellchecks that accept plurals or other tenses to words, without red-lining, and insisting you "Write word only as present tense nothing else, and if must only write simple vacation letter"
        Feb 4, 2020
    11. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      "Something which has never occurred since time immemorial: a young woman did not fart in her husband's embrace." actual Sumerian proverb
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      2. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        I love that you're just looking into all this Sumerian shit.
        Feb 1, 2020
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      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        It's cool because it's kind of limited in scope, and therefore fairly easy to research - as well as so, so fascinating!
        Feb 1, 2020
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      4. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        This sounds more like the first recorded comedian in history. Is it possible the fart joke is the earliest joke? I think so. Brrrttttttt.....
        Feb 2, 2020
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    12. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      People who just post a regular tutorial when someone's experiencing a bug or a glitch, needs to be fucking shot in front of their family.
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      3. Big No
        Big No
        I once had a game where I could not unlock any achievements for it and I came back to the game years later with the problem still active. I aked what the problem could be and some dumbass asked "Have you tried turning the game off?" Yeah moron, I've left the game running for several years straight. Turned out it was the save profile that was the problem, not the game itself.
        Jan 30, 2020
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      4. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        I'm of the opinion that we should all be shot in the streets so I like this comment.
        Jan 30, 2020
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      5. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        Starting to sound like me lately, Toront.
        Jan 31, 2020
    13. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Cops beating up firefighters never get to pull the "next time you need help, don't bother to call!"-argument, ever again
      1. Hoplite
        Hoplite
        One would think they'd never be allowed to pull that argument ever anyway
        Jan 29, 2020
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      2. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Now the cops are going to be sorry when their house burns down. I can't wait.
        Jan 30, 2020
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      3. Eshanas
        Eshanas
        I mean, is that even a thing in France? Seems more like a Righty USA thing that keeps trying to seep in everywhere.
        Feb 1, 2020
    14. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Most people, it appears, have a pretty shit idea of what "high resolution" is supposed to mean. "500x500 high res" gtfo...
      1. MutantScalper and Squadcar like this.
      2. alec
        alec
        I watch pretty much everything online in 480p because even though I can see a difference with 720p and an even bigger difference with 1080p, it is my opinion that 480p is a really decent resolution. If you go lower, though, things sometimes start to look as if they're made out of polygons. I recently watched a boxing match in 360p and at times it looked like a video game. Really odd.
        Jan 29, 2020
      3. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        That's like calling the original resolution for Doom high def.
        Jan 29, 2020
      4. alec
        alec
        That's like calling your wife high def.
        Jan 30, 2020
    15. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      "We'll be there in 15 minutes to pick you up!"
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      2. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        I don't understand why people like about shit like that. Like "I'm leaving the house now" but yet they still take 20 minutes to make a 5 minute drive. Why the fuck y'all lying?
        Dec 25, 2019
      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        I think many want to "sell" their intention to arrive, it bothers me over and over, no matter the distance, from one end of the city to another, like friends too, they're always like "15 minutes tops" when it takes 15 minutes to GET to the goddamn bus stop
        Dec 25, 2019
      4. MutantScalper
        MutantScalper
        Hope you have a nice x-mas time over there. Don't know if you have snow there, or if you even like snow. May Santa grant you nice gifts etc.
        Dec 26, 2019
    16. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Watching R-Kelly docu on Netflix, woman is sobbing after seeing her daughter again, "God is real! Thank you God, thank you for my daughter!"
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      2. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Woah bro! I didn't know I shared a forum with dirty little incels! We really need to do something about those creeps (shudders), like say make them wear badges...maybe uh-I got it stars! Little stars on their collar then once we've done that we could corral them in some area. Maybe a camp? Yes a camp, then once we have taken them to these camps we can kill them and put them in ove-oh wait never mind...
        Dec 25, 2019
      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        A dunce-cap with "so ronery" written down it would probably suffice
        Dec 25, 2019
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      4. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        She literally lived there voluntarily and hasn't said a single bad thing about the guy. Seems like manufactured outrage to me.
        Dec 25, 2019
    17. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      I think this is third time in a week that Paul Joseph Watson has been vocally criticizing capitalism on Twitter. Whatever the deal is -
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        come over to the other side, Paul, and all your misguided minions. Workers of the world unite!
        Dec 18, 2019
      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Maybe the breidtbart checks aren't clearing up.
        Dec 18, 2019
      3. TheHouseAlwaysWins
        TheHouseAlwaysWins
        It's Hegelian
        Dec 19, 2019
    18. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      God fucking damn it, I accidentally clicked Laura Loomers website, now my Google algorithms are gonna go full alt-right on me :I
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        It's like when Dopa made me click on a Sargon video. Just erase the internet history and cookies and you will be ok.
        Dec 13, 2019
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      3. RangerBoo
        RangerBoo
        Just click on the tab that says "Not Interested" and it shouldn't show up stuff you aren't interested in. Did that when they kept recommending a bunch of Ralph Retort and Metokur shit at me.
        Dec 14, 2019
      4. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Are your tires undamaged?
        Dec 14, 2019
    19. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Cool, Bougainville vote overwhelmingly for independence. Non-binding though, but interesting enough. Next, New Caledonia, perhaps?
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Not to mention Polynesia. France is a weird beast, in that it still retains actual, litteral colonies around the world. Like - pacific islands like New Caledonia and Polynesia - as well as Guyana - all are considered *actual* France. Like, yes, "c'est la France! rons rons!"
        Dec 13, 2019
    20. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Ei saa peittää
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      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        I think I've even seen like a parody Finnish character called "Eisaapeitää" or something, as a nod to the prevalence of those old radiators :V
        Dec 11, 2019
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      4. MutantScalper
        MutantScalper
        Oh, haha. Yea don't cover the radiator. Btw, there was this big transformer box near where I used to live as a kid and on it was in English "Warning!" and the same in Finnish but in Swedish it said "Se upp!" which means look up in English. :D Always wondered why "warning" in other languages would be "look up" in Swedish.
        Dec 11, 2019
      5. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Well, English does have "look out", Spanish sometimes uses "ojo" as a warning, which litterally means "eye"
        Dec 11, 2019
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