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Myeah, that's for a bit later. At least my apt is also prone to house a thousand spiders, so it evens out

Maybe he went to the local spa and got more than he bargained for.

This is why Pokemon gen 5 is so good, lotta new good bug types.

@Atomic Postman You know wants worse? Gay fascists.

The most famous of which "got cured"

Electro-shock conversion therapy works wonders.

He's a redditor.

I thought Russian as a language didn't have the concept of jokes in it.

Russian jokes pretty much just describe a dire situation of misfortune, and then they laugh at it.

It's just the face though, the facial features. Dude's probably fit to be a tyrant for the next 30 years, but like - someone like Stalin - visually - aged much more confidently!

don't forget he is also a manlet.

He just needs to pinch the back of his neck with some clothespins to keep all the skin on the front nice and tight.

In my experience the objective of the drinking games is to get the people who don't drink much fucked up rather than the tankers. Also, some games can be extremely fucking brutal

Personally as I grow older I find myself decidedly anti-noun.

Then why did you write "I" in that sentence?

To participate in a discussion 'I' am forced to grapple with this language, wrestling with great serpents to give meaning to my thoughts, Like ink drops being wrung out of my brain and digitized into these letters you see before you. Much like Epic Mickey the game developed by junction point studios in 2010.

OBVIOUSLY rapes don't count - cry all you damn well please. I'm pretty sure I would cry. I'm talking nice consentual love-makin'.

Also, do not let my abrasive attitude deter you from admitting how you cried during sex, lol. Come forth! Share your pain and what *must* be absolutely harrowing memories of utter death-cringe!

Too busy nutting to cry.

while a lot of my "political opponents" might point a finger, and go "your side will cause a lot of suffering", my inclination is to stop and go "HOLD ON! YOU OPPOSE SUFFERING! I ALSO OPPOSE SUFFERING! :O"

It's pretty basic and simple, I guess - but the alternative is that we all kill each others, while not even understanding why, beyond just dehumanization-rethorics gone to a conclusion.

I kinda get what you mean, but I also think it's possible to have a completely opposed view of humanity to someone. I do however, think a lot of people kinda have worldviews that they don't even realise they have, because they're based on certain assumptions we have about society that seem invisible because they're so normalised.

For instance a lot of Conservative rhetoric talks about "The Family", and you could easily draw this in to discussions of inheritance, and presumptions of families being economic units (They'll often contrast family with welfare), and so it's kinda like, a lot of ideology makes a lot more sense if you realise they're referencing factors about how society tends to be run.

Welp, time to roll up another one!

I am the captain now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkZMYtic9FY

Sometimes I'm concerned for you

which poster is this supposed to be?

I'm mostly responding to the Twitter-sphere cacophony, and only cus I don't do FB. And I resort to the NMA shout box to vent impressions, because nobody notices me on Twitter :'/

If you can't get the retweets, go to a bunch of Fallout Nerds instead.

As if the entire island learned their Spanish from one dude with a speech impediment

Heathen! Hisssss!

root beer is awesome lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWIVEuK5ATw

I've said before - the people in the world who most need to die, and die today, and die horribly, and die along with everyone they love - are not genociders, torturers or other evildoers, but people who believe writing "turn on and off again" is the same as writing a paper about technology.

These absolute shits truly believe that they are worthy of their paycheck, after staring at a blank screen for 29 days straight, then on the 30th typing "Oh I know! Update your software!" for his absolute shit for brains editor going "omg, this is poetry! THIS IS PROSE!!!" and publishing without any fucking regard for any kind of human decency

I want them dead. I want the writers dead, I want the editors dead, I want the publishers dead, I want their pets dead, their families and *their* pets, and their neighbors, and THEIR pets - anyone who has ever even looked at these motherfuckers, I want them all dead.

You know exactly why

Shaddup

@TorontoReign T-T

Movie critics are not people.

Matthew Broderick killed a family with his car

I know. I can't stand his face

I always liked the implications in these stories, where it's like "yeah, my ancestors lived near some natives, so I have native heritage in me! They had some polish neighbors, so I'm 1/12th polish naturally, and the mailman was italian - so obviously I'm part - "

Lol, yeah i have a dna test as well and mawmaw was half. I get more from my dads side.

Oh I believe you, I just find amusing how screw-happy people have always been through history. Proximity really seems the most vital of criteria