If a youtube video about a subject looks interesting, I wiki the subject, and read about it instead. Way quicker, no stupid "ominous music" or nasal narrations.
There's an egg-ad that just drops "up untill now we've been killing millions of male baby chickens" before happily pivoting to "we're going to stop doing that!"
My new magpies are gangster magpies, but I still love them. They are slowly coming to understand my role as amicable, although they are still on edge (stupid idiots)
lol wtf I wish I could reply to ads, like - testosteron? are you kidding me? you fucking insult me to my face, then want my patronage? also - lol @ advertising testosteron, then using a dickless ken-doll CG model to show the results.
Stockholm metro system is ridiculously efficient, it took me three days to get utterly spoiled, where a 4 minute wait felt like an assault on my freedom of movement.
17 degrees during the night, a week into september, 500 km from the Arctic circle is normal.
People would always catch a tan in September, in Norway, as they did today.
Bought scallops, most expensive in the store, cus I'm tired of garbage scams, aaand, they turned out to have been injected with water, and they are a garbage scam.
I always loved in Roger Rabbit, when the weasels tried to pull their souls back into their bodies, as they were dying of laughter. That's so delightfully dark
Paywalls in scientific publications are so fucking egregious - they really try to measure the value of the knowgedge to a price tag; the same publication might give you an article on ichnites for free, but a full blown gen et sp now - PAY UP baby!
Love when Americans get all concerned with mis-pronouncing something foreign "ouch, I'm probably butchering this!"
It's very charming, obv but entirely unnecesary - I can promise you, you can't pronounce it either way
Location and time of day
It's usually that and giant-boobed milfs in your area.