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  • Shit, I tried to cheer an incel up, and now I'm getting tons of sad replies about how nothing ever works.
    R.Graves
    R.Graves
    bro you said you wouldnt tell anybody!
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    Youtube is giving me "gay tests", and I can't understand the type of person who goes "hmmm I wonder... " then five mins later "cocks it is then!"
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    *why am I getting this*
    Location and time of day

    It's usually that and giant-boobed milfs in your area.
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    "location and time of day" is depressing, when the go to is either "huge mom boobs" or "might I be gay?"
    I think I'll be limiting all my Youtube use to vids of people playing instruments for animals.
    If a youtube video about a subject looks interesting, I wiki the subject, and read about it instead. Way quicker, no stupid "ominous music" or nasal narrations.
    There's an egg-ad that just drops "up untill now we've been killing millions of male baby chickens" before happily pivoting to "we're going to stop doing that!"
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    Just a weird thing to bring up in the ad, just say "mmm eggs" or something.
    Aurelius Of Phoenix
    Aurelius Of Phoenix
    Does that mean they are going to stop making eggs? Maybe it's a creative going out of business sign.
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    It's a global trend of moving away from the baby-chicken roller-grinder (a routine implementation that nobody wants to think about, cus it's baby chickens thrown in a roller-grinder), mostly cus people started wisening up about the roller-grinder.
    Now they're gonna lazor the eggs, determine its gender, and dispose of the male eggs before they hatch; by throwing them into the roller-grinder I assume.
    My new magpies are gangster magpies, but I still love them. They are slowly coming to understand my role as amicable, although they are still on edge (stupid idiots)
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    On my way to the store in the old neighborhood, with all the raspberry yards and plums and shit, the hillbilly magpies will sit 2 feet from me, and shrug "hi!" and I go "hi buddy!"
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    these here are just block row gangster magpies, illiterate morons
    lol wtf I wish I could reply to ads, like - testosteron? are you kidding me? you fucking insult me to my face, then want my patronage? also - lol @ advertising testosteron, then using a dickless ken-doll CG model to show the results.
    There's an ad on tv showing a fancy smart stove, with a vent right next to the frying pans, ON the stove top - sucking air down! Is that smart?
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    I struggle to imagine the feasability of the gaping vent ON the stove surface
    Morgan_
    Morgan_
    Sounds like a startup grift. Maybe the vent doubles as a food waste processor. Just pour the pan oil in afterwards.
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    it must be a joy to clean
    Stockholm metro system is ridiculously efficient, it took me three days to get utterly spoiled, where a 4 minute wait felt like an assault on my freedom of movement.
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    Btw, I can order a coke - in Norwegian - in Germany, "en kola" but in Sweden I always have to repeat myself, "ahem - en kåååla :0"
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    Since gf works at Scandic hotels, she gets discounts at other Scandics; in Stockholm we got a view to the garbage cans, a bed that rattled rythmically (by itself) and no minibar.
    In Bergen they left her a personalized greeting card and a fruit tray. They are not very consistent!
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    I like that I was able to converse with the Danish receptionist, in Copen because he spoke Danish, and I spoke Trønder. We fought on equal ground.
    17 degrees during the night, a week into september, 500 km from the Arctic circle is normal.
    People would always catch a tan in September, in Norway, as they did today.
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    It was always normal for me to go get groceries with short pants and a t-shirt during early autumn, in Norway, it was always perfectly normal.

    Summer in Norway always extended until October, and possibly beyond. It's fine!

    IT's FINE, I'm not sarcastic at all, it's normal.
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    By the way, we had 30 degrees mid-may. That is what Greece usually experience mid-August, BUT IT'S NORMAL FOR MAY IN NORWAY!

    Shut up, it was always normal.
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    Anyone who knows anything about mid-may in Norway, knows that 17th of may is FAMOUS for not only not being rainy and chilly, but actually having august greece sun. You know it's true.

    Obv, 17th is when we celebrate our independence day, as you OBVIOUSLY knew, you well journeyed person you!
    Bought scallops, most expensive in the store, cus I'm tired of garbage scams, aaand, they turned out to have been injected with water, and they are a garbage scam.
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    All the fish I buy is weight-inflated with water, all the meat I buy just melt into a pool of fucking water, I'm so done with it...
    Aurelius Of Phoenix
    Aurelius Of Phoenix
    My crackerjacks disappear after I eat them...
    Some Norw. tabloid headline described "moaning at the restaurant" with a photo of a very fancy little dish
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    I've been thinking about it since
    how much (if any) should people loudly moan while eating at a restaurant?
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    Please sir, you're perplexing the other diners
    My compliments to the chef! MMMMMMM!!!!
    I always loved in Roger Rabbit, when the weasels tried to pull their souls back into their bodies, as they were dying of laughter. That's so delightfully dark
    Paywalls in scientific publications are so fucking egregious - they really try to measure the value of the knowgedge to a price tag; the same publication might give you an article on ichnites for free, but a full blown gen et sp now - PAY UP baby!
    Love when Americans get all concerned with mis-pronouncing something foreign "ouch, I'm probably butchering this!"
    It's very charming, obv but entirely unnecesary - I can promise you, you can't pronounce it either way
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    Like... nobody can! Tightly packed continents with shit tons of languages kind of understand that intuitively, so it's always fun when an American goes "oh, I'm sorry, I don't know how to pronounce this!"
    Just say what you think it says, thats what we do! :D
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    We refer to entire countries as whatever we thought it said, when we first checked - the Germans said "Deutch" norwegians shrugged and said "Tysk" forever.
    I resqued a large drone ant from a water bowl outside, it dried its wings off, then it chewed its wings off, and walked off my hand
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    Falling four stories to the lawn
    at least their terminal velocity is like nothing, they can fall from the moon and be fine
    I've spoiled my magpies with unsalted cashews.
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    I bought them a mix pack unsalted nuts, and presented them with a sample of each; a brazil nut (i broke it into 3 pieces) an almond, a pecan (broken in two halves) and a hazel - one of them swung by; examined all of them - then LEFT!

    wtf!!?
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    so it's cashews or nothing!
    they also like walnuts, but cashews are like ambrosia for them
    Never really bothered with the "General knowledge" YT channel, but watched once, and...I don't wanna be a dick but
    R.Graves
    R.Graves
    its likely to encourage engagement and nothing else . dont know the guy but youtubers do this all the time for algorithm reasons
    Resardiv
    Resardiv
    Many such cases
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    i know, this one just felt genuinely lazy
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