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  1. alec

    I even like them, especially the ones where he showed off his talent to paint light on rough...

    I even like them, especially the ones where he showed off his talent to paint light on rough textures, like stone. He was a master at that. So ... don't parrot what the other parrots are parroting, Hoplite. Just suck some black cock and come up with your own original view on life. Just a thought.
  2. alec

    Oh? How about you show me ALL of Hitler's paintings that have horrible perspective and placement...

    Oh? How about you show me ALL of Hitler's paintings that have horrible perspective and placement of objects. You'll be lucky to find two or three. The simple truth is that Hitler's paintings are actually pretty good. They're classic, they were already out of fashion when he painted them, but...
  3. alec

    The inventor of the egg boiler probably laughs his ass off every single day of his life.

    The inventor of the egg boiler probably laughs his ass off every single day of his life.
  4. alec

    Thank you. I will use them for good only.

    Thank you. I will use them for good only.
  5. alec

    YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO JUDGE ME!

    YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO JUDGE ME!
  6. alec

    I think I'm one of the oldest active members of this forum now. I should be admin. Please...

    I think I'm one of the oldest active members of this forum now. I should be admin. Please consider it. Or just give me €20 to get a BJ from that hairy tranny in the park, and I won't bother you anymore.
  7. alec

    @TorontoReign Hi. I would like to be a masturbator to NMA The Order forum. Can I? I would like...

    @TorontoReign Hi. I would like to be a masturbator to NMA The Order forum. Can I? I would like to put some more of me into tO. Thanks!
  8. alec

    When you say 'lockdown', I hear 'hot sweaty man sex', so let's get this party started. Only...

    When you say 'lockdown', I hear 'hot sweaty man sex', so let's get this party started. Only Speedos allowed, though, we gotta draw the line somewhere.
  9. alec

    When the monkey pees on my forehead, the potatoes are done. I heard a they talk about this guy...

    When the monkey pees on my forehead, the potatoes are done. I heard a they talk about this guy, this monster, who killed his wife, who raped her and strangled her and then raped her again and again and again. Then he went and got a butcher's knife from the kitchen and a pack axe from the garden...
  10. alec

    Could be a brain tumor. Could be love. Could be a monkey taking a crap on your scalp.

    Could be a brain tumor. Could be love. Could be a monkey taking a crap on your scalp.
  11. alec

    Suicidal babies discovering the power outlet actually sounds like a lot of fun.

    Suicidal babies discovering the power outlet actually sounds like a lot of fun.
  12. alec

    Why do people think Fallout 3 was actually good?

    You have Fallout and you have Fallout 2. That's it. Anything else in the franchise is retarded and made to make a quick buck, yes, even NV. I'm glad Bethesda fucked up the franchise. Now it can collect dust until maybe ten, twenty years from now, another asshole can pick it up and say something...
  13. alec

    Maybe the Swedish aren't using the same logarithmic scale all other countries are using. It's...

    Maybe the Swedish aren't using the same logarithmic scale all other countries are using. It's child's play to level a statistic if you're using a logarithmic scale.
  14. alec

    Maybe you should tell the nurse in you to put a band-aid on it.

    Maybe you should tell the nurse in you to put a band-aid on it.
  15. alec

    How much gayer can it get?

    How much gayer can it get?
  16. alec

    If you're referring to 'Morbius' with Jared Leto, then yes. There's even a teaser trailer.

    If you're referring to 'Morbius' with Jared Leto, then yes. There's even a teaser trailer.
  17. alec

    ༼ つ ✿◕‿◕✿༽つ╰⋃╯

    ༼ つ ✿◕‿◕✿༽つ╰⋃╯
  18. alec

    Up in smoke indeed.

    Up in smoke indeed.
  19. alec

    You can have my sister for $200.

    You can have my sister for $200.
  20. alec

    Best. Time. Of. My. Fucking. Life.

    Best. Time. Of. My. Fucking. Life.
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