alec
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I was watching a documentary about honey badgers. They're fucking insane. I want one. Sep 18, 2019 at 1:24 PM

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    1. alec
      alec
      I was watching a documentary about honey badgers. They're fucking insane. I want one.
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        The whole mustelid family are a bunch of derrangedly aggressive little mammals, with the less than 100 gram lesser weasel being capable of taking down hares, and the largest in the family, the wolverine known for killing reindeer - even moose
        Sep 18, 2019 at 2:18 PM
      2. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        Yes, they are mean motherfuckers. Wolverine ain't got shit on Honey Badger. Guess they were in W2 for that reason.
        Sep 18, 2019 at 8:53 PM
    2. alec
      alec
      I finally saw Suicide Squad. Jared Leto is even worse than Cesar Romero. And why would the Enchantress start a knife fight? What?
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      3. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        If not for the cast it would have been total shit.
        Sep 14, 2019 at 12:04 AM
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      4. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        It had great potential though. As an idea I mean. But yeah ...
        Sep 14, 2019 at 12:31 AM
      5. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Still haven't seen it, not planning on changing that anytime soon.
        Sep 14, 2019 at 4:19 AM
    3. alec
      alec
      When you jerk off while sitting and you end up with a blob of jizz on your chin.
      1. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        At least you don’t have a beard for it to get mixed in. Or maybe you do. If so, my condolences.
        Sep 12, 2019
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      2. Hassknecht
        Hassknecht
        That's why the Huguenots invented mass-produced socks.
        Sep 12, 2019
      3. The Dopamine Cleric
        Sep 13, 2019
    4. alec
      alec
      "Joker" wins the Golden Lion in Venice. That's not nothing.
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Makes me a bit more optimistic about it.
        Sep 8, 2019
      3. Dirk Magirk
        Dirk Magirk
        I thought the last trailer was much more interesting than the first one I saw; will definitely be going to see it at some point.
        Sep 9, 2019
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      4. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        Logan will be slitting it's wrist after this.
        Sep 9, 2019
    5. alec
      alec
      Another heatwave. Yay. Third one so far this Summer. Sitting in the couch naked, eating cereal, thinking about hot sweaty man sex.
      1. Crni Vuk likes this.
      2. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        A nuclear winter would be very welcome.
        Aug 27, 2019
    6. alec
      alec
      Never knew a children's book called 'The Li'l Fella That Lives In My Trunks' would have so much difficulty finding a publisher.
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      3. alec
        alec
        Uhm... It's a joke, guys. I would imagine that a book with that title would have a hard time finding a publisher.
        Aug 25, 2019
      4. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        Well I could totally see you doing it anyway.
        Aug 25, 2019
      5. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        Actually many books just like that have been published.
        Aug 25, 2019
    7. alec
      alec
      I was having some cup noodles with Special Chicken Flavour. As opposed to what? Normal Chicken flavour or Chicken Flavour?
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      3. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        Different type of salt or preservative?
        Aug 22, 2019
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Maybe the Chicken's parents were related.
        Aug 22, 2019
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      5. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        I found the best spicy korean noodles. They really burn your asshole.
        Aug 23, 2019
    8. alec
      alec
      Worked in the garden this afternoon. Took my t-shirt off for about an hour. Sunburnt like a goddamn lobster.
      1. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        You gotta take it one step at a time. Like a large dick in your ass. I worked in the garden yesterday by setting fire to weeds that were attempting to overgrow my melons.
        Jul 22, 2019
    9. alec
      alec
      MAD magazine is pretty much calling it quits. I still have the (Dutch) copies I bought as a kid. Everything I care for just disappears.
      1. Richwizard
        Richwizard
        I read this in new news yesterday. It calls for a moment of silence while we re-read old beloved issues.
        Jul 5, 2019
      2. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        It's a sign that the world needs to end.
        Jul 6, 2019
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      3. Risewild
        Risewild
        It's because the world turned into a real MAD magazine...
        Jul 7, 2019
    10. alec
      alec
      Went to a flea market today and found a copy of Sanitarium for €1. I didn't need it, but for that price, I couldn't just walk away either.
      1. Serge 13 likes this.
      2. Pwener
        Pwener
        I'd buy that for a dollar.
        Jun 29, 2019
    11. Dirk Magirk
      Dirk Magirk
      Did the HIV finally claim you? RIP.
      1. Crni Vuk and TorontRayne like this.
      2. lolpop109
        lolpop109
        HIV will kill us all eventually
        May 9, 2017
      3. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        Not Alec no it won't.
        Sep 8, 2019
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    12. alec
      alec
      My girlfriend's anal prolapse bears an uncanny resemblance to a rose. Until you smell it. Then it's just a piece of colon with a musky odor.
      1. lolpop109 likes this.
      2. lolpop109
        lolpop109
        Man what its like to be you right now
        Nov 28, 2016
      3. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        Stop fucking in the ass so much.
        Nov 28, 2016
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    13. alec
      alec
      I was at the hospital today and I overheard a nurse say: "You know that cup you thought was tea? It was urine." How did she know that?
      1. R.Graves and lolpop109 like this.
      2. Vergil
        Vergil
        Kinky
        Nov 18, 2016
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    14. alec
      alec
      Man, vaginas can really reek. It's like that Bean Boozled challenge: sometimes it tastes like watermelon, sometimes it tastes like boogers.
      1. Jogre likes this.
      2. Kadscaner
        Kadscaner
        I'm dying in my Art History class because of this post.
        Oct 13, 2016
      3. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        Not sure what boogers taste like. Must be one of those european things.
        Oct 13, 2016
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    15. alec
      alec
      Quaffer Man, Quaffer Man/does whatever a Quaffer Man can./Can he quaffer in your mouth?/Yes, he can 'cause he's the man!
    16. alec
      alec
      So look out for the Quaffer Man/and close the zipper on his pants!
    17. alec
      alec
      Mr Googly/bring me some cream/make it the stickiest that I've ever seen/gimme your teat and gimme your quaffer/it'll be like a dirty shower
      1. PlanHex and Crni Vuk like this.
      2. Erich van Loon
        Erich van Loon
        Put that with emoji. iPhone emoji.
        Sep 14, 2016
    18. alec
      alec
      Anyone aching for some fresh quaffer? Anyone wanna milk my hairy udder? PM me your stats and a dickpic and maybe we can meet.
    19. alec
      alec
      So ... Anyone been to Syria lately? I hear all the men have left so it should be pretty easy to score some pussy over there.
      1. Crni Vuk likes this.
      2. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        Why do you think the Syrians left in the first place?
        Sep 14, 2016
    20. alec
      alec
      I know it sounds tempting, but trust me when I tell you to never put a tie-wrap around your nutsack. Rubberbands are okay, but no tie-wraps.
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