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alec

White heterosexual male, from Belgium

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When you order 4 LEGO minifigs and they send you 2 LEGO and 2 LEPIN minifigs. Oh, and 1 of those LEGO minifigs has a LEPIN hairdo. Fuck. Jan 24, 2020 at 3:24 PM

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    1. alec
      alec
      When you order 4 LEGO minifigs and they send you 2 LEGO and 2 LEPIN minifigs. Oh, and 1 of those LEGO minifigs has a LEPIN hairdo. Fuck.
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      2. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        Some sort of Chinese lead painted Lego?
        Jan 24, 2020 at 3:30 PM
      3. alec
        alec
        It's a LEGO knock-off. They're pretty decent, though, but not what I paid for.
        Jan 24, 2020 at 3:50 PM
      4. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        Yeah I'd be pissed about that then.
        Jan 24, 2020 at 4:10 PM
    2. alec
      alec
      Heavy rainfall extinguishes Australian bush fires but billions of insects drown. Russell Crowe donates $1 million to relight fires.
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      2. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Mick Taylor gonna be huntin' good tonight, boy!
        Jan 20, 2020 at 1:22 AM
    3. alec
      alec
      "We did not shoot down that plane!" "We didn't shoot down that plane." "Ok, we shot it down, but it's really America's fault." Modern logic.
      1. alec
        alec
        How the fuck do you confuse an F-35 with a fucking Boeing 737 which is 35 metres long and which follows a predetermined route? You don't. I would like to know how Iranian those Iranians on board really were. Maybe most of them opposed the regime?
        Jan 11, 2020
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      2. alec
        alec
        Still, what gets me the most is that holier-than-you-attitude of muslims paired with their predisposition to hide everything with lies and deceit. Until they no longer can. Someone should turn that country into glass.
        Jan 11, 2020
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    4. alec
      alec
      I was watching some crazyshit videos and wondered how many cases of breast and testicular cancer are the result of aberrant sexual behavior?
      1. alec
        alec
        Come on, baby, whack my nutsack with this baseball bat. I luv it.
        Jan 9, 2020
    5. alec
      alec
      Smoke from the Australian bush fires has now reached South-America and possibly Antarctica because there is such a thing as wind.
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      2. alec
        alec
        An engineer remarks that there can be no wind energy without wind, but a dietitian who wrote a bestseller about male clitoral stimulation is quick to dismiss this as fake news.
        Jan 7, 2020
      3. alec
        alec
        An online petition to abolish wind altogether is liked by 2076 people. 'This is an unmistakable sign,' says Angela Merkel, 'that the entire world wants this foolishness called wind to stop sooner rather than later.'
        Jan 7, 2020
      4. alec
        alec
        Elon Musk holds a press conference and says he just thought of something much better than wind. 'And I already have a name for it,' he says. 'I shall call it air current.'
        Jan 7, 2020
    6. alec
      alec
      50 got killed and 213 got injured during the funeral ceremony for Soleimani. Kill one and they start dropping like flies.
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      2. Eshanas
        Eshanas
        literally lol'd when I saw that on one of those elevator things. Fuck em.
        Jan 8, 2020
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      3. alec
        alec
        If Iran did in fact shoot down that Ukranian airplane, killing another 82 Iranians, I'm gonna laugh myself to death.
        Jan 9, 2020
    7. alec
      alec
      When they say 'unprecedented bush/forest fires', do they mean 'we've never had that many cameras pointing at this burning shit '?
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      2. alec
        alec
        'Some people just want to watch the world burn.' 'Just turn on the tv then, mate.'
        Jan 6, 2020
      3. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        Yeah, pretty much. We only know what we can perceive. I'm sure there's been bigger fires at some point. Maybe even before us.
        Jan 6, 2020
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      4. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        It's karma for selling California all those eucalyptus trees... and for living in that hellhole.
        Jan 7, 2020
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    8. alec
      alec
      Do you guys have exams or something? This place is so fucking dead.
      1. alec
        alec
        Maybe I should stop ignoring Crni. He's good for like 90% of activity on these boards.
        Jan 5, 2020
      2. Risewild
        Risewild
        I don't have exams. I have fires instead.
        Jan 6, 2020
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    9. alec
      alec
      Why does it make me feel whole when I get rid of things?
      1. alec
        alec
        It's like my flat is a raft: I need certain things to survive, but if I pack too much, I'm going down, baby.
        Jan 3, 2020
    10. alec
      alec
      I just made an appointment with a city official to legally change my name to'Alec'. My parents will not find this funny at all. Total win.
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      2. alec
        alec
        Changing you family name costs money, so I'll do that around Summer after I rob that convenience store.
        Dec 21, 2019
      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        I know a guy who added "Robot" as a legal middle name, and one turk who changed his whole name to a really Norwegian sounding name, hoping to score more jobs. Didn't work, so he changed back (and as such expended all his name-changing privileges)
        Dec 22, 2019
    11. alec
      alec
      The only thing bringing a smile on my face is BREXIT. Too bad I live in the wrong goddamn country.
    12. alec
      alec
      I was trying to self an old lamp that no one wanted. Then I had a specialist over who identified it as a Koch & Lowry Omi lamp, worth €275.
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      2. alec
        alec
        It just sold for €355 to a young couple from The Hague. Give a turd a name and all of a sudden people want to rub it all over their faces.
        Dec 20, 2019
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      3. Hulk'O'Saurus
        Hulk'O'Saurus
        Happy days :).
        Dec 20, 2019
    13. alec
      alec
      I fell asleep on my keyboard and when I woke up it read: 'The world is so full of a number of things, we should all be as crazy as bedbugs.'
    14. alec
      alec
      Jada toys nano metalfigs look a lot better if you strip the piant. 'Here, kid, five nano metalfigs an a bottle of acetone. Have fun! "
    15. alec
      alec
      I'm done shopping secondhand online. Received two items this week, one wasn't what I ordered, the other was a damaged collectible. Great.
      1. RangerBoo
        RangerBoo
        I feel the same way about shopping for books on Amazon. Every time I buy books from Amazon there is a 50/50 chance that the book will be bent or torn. I never had this problem with Barnes & Noble.
        Dec 14, 2019
      2. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Bought saga book one from Amazon and the spine was just absolutely fucked.
        Dec 16, 2019
    16. alec
      alec
      The 1966 Batman movie is surprisingly entertaining. They also updated the dvd cover so it fits better with the newer, darker Batman stuff.
      1. Richwizard
        Richwizard
        Lee Meriwether is nice. But she's not Julie Newmar.
        Dec 8, 2019
    17. alec
      alec
      You know what happens when you stop taking your Lithium 800mg, your Seroquel 200XR, your Mirtazapine 30mg, your Quetiapine 25mg, ...
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        I was strongly warned against any "gvt medication" by a friend, in my early 20s, and I've stuck by that ever since. I heavily self medicate, weed, weed, weed, weed, and for the most part, that has worked wonders, really. I have even managed to not fall for the booze. I've no idea what meds you're dumping, but I really hope you're right, and that you feel better by yourself (and some weed)
        Nov 19, 2019
      3. alec
        alec
        Weed is poison. I feel much better since I stopped blowing.
        Nov 19, 2019
      4. alec
        alec
        Okay, so I was probably a little wrong about this and this is going to be harder than I thought. But I'm still not giving in, though, 'cause I love those moments that I'm on top of the world.
        I think I smell worse than the dog. I think the dog thinks so as well.
        Nov 20, 2019
    18. alec
      alec
      Now that Joker is the first R-rated movie to make $1 billion at the global box office, I celebrated by seeing it for the fifth time.
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      2. Richwizard
        Richwizard
        Maybe this will bring a change in big studio film making. The studio gave this movie a low budget hoping the creative people wouldn't make it. It's making more money than most of their "event" movies!
        Nov 18, 2019
      3. alec
        alec
        What they discovered is that the really creative people out there only need a low budget to sparkle and shine.
        Nov 18, 2019
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    19. alec
      alec
      Even Tim Burton's Batman is a Joker movie. Batman doesn't have one memorable quote in the entire movie. Not one.
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      2. Richwizard
        Richwizard
        Actually, all of the 90s Batman movies were more "villian" movies. That's why Michael Keaton quit after the 2nd one. They weren't doing as much with the Bruce Wayne character as Keaton wanted.
        Nov 10, 2019
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      3. Eshanas
        Eshanas
        Batman: Eat floor.

        Batman: High fiber.
        Nov 11, 2019
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      4. alec
        alec
        I was 12-13 years old when I saw it and the next day at school we all agreed that Batman's grappling hook was kinda cool, but physically impossible. And then we talked about the Joker for the rest of the day.
        Nov 11, 2019
    20. alec
      alec
      Someone remind me: why is Will Smith (still) a movie actor?
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      3. Cobra Commander
        Cobra Commander
        MIB 3 is awesome (but only because of Brolin)
        Nov 10, 2019
      4. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Independence Day was amazing when it came out. You kids are just used to CGI.
        Nov 10, 2019
      5. alec
        alec
        But was Independence Day amazing because of Will Smith or because of the White House getting blown up? There's no character development in ID whatsoever, the characters are all very stereotypical and the dialogue is total crap (the president's speech is just laughable (esp. for foreigners). Nah, it's the crappy CGI that made and saved this movie.
        Nov 10, 2019
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