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  1. alec

    Some information and suggestions about the new coronavirus

    Ban please. Also: if you fuck someone, do it doggy style. That way you don't have to look at their face they can't cough or sneeze in your face. And wash your hands after you fist them. Especially if you fisted their shitter. That is all.
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    Rate the avatar above yours.

    Your avatar looks hungry for fat, sweaty, black cock. That's an easy 10/10.
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    Harley Quinn and the Birds of Prey

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    Harley Quinn and the Birds of Prey

    It made less money than Dolittle, which is a horrible movie. It made less than $200 million worldwide, it cost half of that to make and another +$100 million to market it. That's break even at best. Lesson? Get woke, go broke. The people at WB will be slamming their heads into the wall. They...
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    It's almost Christmas.

    It's almost Christmas.
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    My ex just called. She's infected. Hehehehehe. That's what you get when you suck muslim cock, bitch.

    My ex just called. She's infected. Hehehehehe. That's what you get when you suck muslim cock, bitch.
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    Visit your grandparents, snort some pepper and then sneeze in their face.

    Visit your grandparents, snort some pepper and then sneeze in their face.
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    I hope it's 7 billion by the end of the month.

    I hope it's 7 billion by the end of the month.
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    "But it's not normal, alec." Yes, it is. Darwin even coined a term for it. It's called NATURAL...

    "But it's not normal, alec." Yes, it is. Darwin even coined a term for it. It's called NATURAL selection. I hope this virus kills 7 billion people, so the rest can have some peace of mind. And fuck the media for all the scaremongering. Just quarantine all journalists and the world will already...
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    More than 1,000,000 people die in traffic each year, yet no one tells you to quarantine your car...

    More than 1,000,000 people die in traffic each year, yet no one tells you to quarantine your car and buy new glasses. What the fuck is going on? The only Belgian Corona death so far is a 90-year-old woman. 90! Life expectancy for women in Belgium is 83,7 years. This bitch was already living on...
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    The flu kills between 290,000 to 650,000 people per year. No one gives a fuck. Then 4000 people...

    The flu kills between 290,000 to 650,000 people per year. No one gives a fuck. Then 4000 people die from a new virus and everyone goes mad.
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    There are already too many of those, mate. They're boring and predictable. You're not. Rejoice!

    There are already too many of those, mate. They're boring and predictable. You're not. Rejoice!
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    Rate the above song and post your own.

    ^ Not my kind of music, I'm afraid. I forgot how much I love this song, though:
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    Oh, and because I'm actually getting calm/fitter/happier/and more productive./A pig in a cage on...

    Oh, and because I'm actually getting calm/fitter/happier/and more productive./A pig in a cage on antibiotics.
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    @Toront: 'Cause I'd rather stay here/With all the madmen/Than perish with the sad men roaming...

    @Toront: 'Cause I'd rather stay here/With all the madmen/Than perish with the sad men roaming free/And I'd rather play here/With all the madmen/For I'm quite content they're all as sane/As me. Nah, seriously: the food is ridiculously good. We get to eat in the staff restaurant and let me tell...
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    Too bad I can't take my dog or I would move in indefinitely.

    Too bad I can't take my dog or I would move in indefinitely.
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    My 6 weeks of day therapy at the asylum are over. They asked me if there was anything else they...

    My 6 weeks of day therapy at the asylum are over. They asked me if there was anything else they could do for me. I asked for 2 more weeks.
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    I don't care about furries, kiddo. But I find it amusing that you do. It seems like something...

    I don't care about furries, kiddo. But I find it amusing that you do. It seems like something someone with bad taste would care about, I guess.
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    You don't get ads for sunglasses, you don't get Joker and now you don't get furries. You should...

    You don't get ads for sunglasses, you don't get Joker and now you don't get furries. You should crawl back into your mother's uterus and try again.
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    Just trying to brighten up your day, kid.

    Just trying to brighten up your day, kid.
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