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  1. alec

    Where to ask meta questions?

    Here. Don't mention it.
  2. alec

    Comic book store guy is having a warm meal today.

    Comic book store guy is having a warm meal today.
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    Did she show her tits?

    Did she show her tits?
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    It doesn't matter what it is, it looks like cum and that's all that matters.

    It doesn't matter what it is, it looks like cum and that's all that matters.
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    Did I miss the sperm fest this thread was bound to become?

    Did I miss the sperm fest this thread was bound to become?
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    u hav std soon

    u hav std soon
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    my own dad, the neighbors, the people at work, the concierge

    my own dad, the neighbors, the people at work, the concierge
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    I had a nap this afternoon and I dreamt that everyone wanted to suck my dick. So not just hot...

    I had a nap this afternoon and I dreamt that everyone wanted to suck my dick. So not just hot 18-year-olds, but also their dads and the Pope
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    The Disney Star Wars franchise flopped big time. They made less money than they paid George Lucas.

    The Disney Star Wars franchise flopped big time. They made less money than they paid George Lucas.
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    Harley Quinn and the Birds of Prey

    BoP is performing subpar because: [1] Some idiot gave it an R-rating, even though Harley Quinn is very popular with teens because of her appearance in tv cartoons and there's nothing in the movie that warrants an R-rating. [2] The cast made it very clear that the movie wasn't aimed at boys/men...
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    Harley Quinn and the Birds of Prey

    :roll: Before watching a movie, any movie, TorontoReign smears shit in his eyes.
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    That's still bigger than your clitoris.

    That's still bigger than your clitoris.
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    I know. It's the Rotten Tomatoes critics' score. What I don't know is why you feel the urge to...

    I know. It's the Rotten Tomatoes critics' score. What I don't know is why you feel the urge to repeat that ad nauseam. Wait, that's not true. You repeat it because you're a huge asshole. Case solved. I rock.
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    A new hawt woman arrived at day therapy today. My mission, should I choose to accept it, is to...

    A new hawt woman arrived at day therapy today. My mission, should I choose to accept it, is to put my penis inside all of her orifices.
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    I seem to remember that the Mandela Effect was on everyone's lips in 2010, but I guess that must...

    I seem to remember that the Mandela Effect was on everyone's lips in 2010, but I guess that must have been a parallel universe. I also remember that you are somewhat of an asshole, so I checked some of your posts, and yes, you are somewhat of an asshole. A huge one even.
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    Jesus probably told her that you're a latent cocksucker and a hairy ass worshipper who would one...

    Jesus probably told her that you're a latent cocksucker and a hairy ass worshipper who would one day give her the aids. And you're proving Him right.
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    As if that is gonna change the fact that it's a horrible movie. You can call 'poop' 'potpourri'...

    As if that is gonna change the fact that it's a horrible movie. You can call 'poop' 'potpourri' from now on, but it's still gonna smell like shit.
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    Because of the meagre box office results, theatres have been asked to change the name of 'Birds...

    Because of the meagre box office results, theatres have been asked to change the name of 'Birds of Prey' to 'Harley Quinn'.
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    I wonder how Juicy Smolay is doing. Probably working at Subway by now.

    I wonder how Juicy Smolay is doing. Probably working at Subway by now.
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    I love how quickly you went from a guy who had imagined a future with his girlfriend to a faggot...

    I love how quickly you went from a guy who had imagined a future with his girlfriend to a faggot who wants to suck cock and lick hairy assholes. Go you! And do post pics of your cum covered face in the Quaffer thread over at The Order. Hassknecht gets off on that kinky shit.
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