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Ask your ex-girlfriend. Oh, that's right, she's too busy sucking black cock.

Meanwhile your ex-girlfriend is choking on a big black cock.

I absolutely love instant noodles. If they're cup noodles, you can wait til they're lukewarm and then fuck the cup. You can still eat them afterwards.

Instant noodles.

I once fucked a really fat girl and she couldn't feel my dick. I was balls-deep and to her it felt like a splinter in her cunt. So I fistfucked her. With both hands. Pfff. It was pretty traumatic.

Sure, but now you actually have a fat acceptance movement. It's an offshoot of the feminist movement. People with vaginas ruin everything for everyone. That's why islam might be a breath of fresh air for the West. Although stoning fat bitches will take hours.

What? Stop talking in riddles.

What? What the fuck do you mean?

I feel your pain. Jasc Paint Shop Pro 8 has some issues that were never fixed as well. E.g. if you select (part of) an image, that image can not be worked on anymore. You have to close it and open it again before you can proceed. I addressed the issue on some board many years ago and 500 idiots...

That's like calling your wife high def.

I watch pretty much everything online in 480p because even though I can see a difference with 720p and an even bigger difference with 1080p, it is my opinion that 480p is a really decent resolution. If you go lower, though, things sometimes start to look as if they're made out of polygons. I...

The food in the restaurant is delicious and everyone is drugged and mellow and nice. The actual therapy sessions usually consist of a bunch of women getting overly sentimental and crying their heart out for an hour, which is funny as fuck. I just drew stick figures the whole time. I already know...

Fearmongering. That's all. It's a virus causing respiratory infections which are usually mild. You will almost certainly not die from it.

Taiwan? I didn't realize that's a banana republic. I guess the definition must have broadened.