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    Post The Funniest Video You Can Think Of

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    Heavy rainfall extinguishes Australian bush fires but billions of insects drown. Russell Crowe...

    Heavy rainfall extinguishes Australian bush fires but billions of insects drown. Russell Crowe donates $1 million to relight fires.
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    I see a bright future for you, Hoplite, and it's filled with black dicks. Or just dicks. Lots...

    I see a bright future for you, Hoplite, and it's filled with black dicks. Or just dicks. Lots and lots of dicks. It's gonna be awesome until you realize that you do prefer girls and that all those teachers who said it's okay to experiment with dicks were heterosexuals themselves.
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    Rate the avatar above yours.

    Alright, alright, alright. That works. I like it. It's subtle. What painting is it from? 7.6/10
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    Rate the above song and post your own.

    That's actually pretty amazing. I watched the whole video. There were some Captain Beefheart/Sonic Youth moments in there. Good stuff. 8.7/10 One of my all time favourite musicians. Saw him live just a couple of months before he killed himself.
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    This gal thou speaketh of has a future, but it's a future filled with black dicks. I'm sorry...

    This gal thou speaketh of has a future, but it's a future filled with black dicks. I'm sorry, it's just too easy. But seriously: you're 17. You don't plan a future with a girlfriend when you're 17, that's absurd. Do that when you're nearing 30. When you're 17 you just fuck them and when they say...
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    Zest? How is zest disgusting? It's fucking delicious. They use lemon and orange zest in all...

    Zest? How is zest disgusting? It's fucking delicious. They use lemon and orange zest in all sorts of desserts, some of which you've probably eaten without noticing it. The earliest candy was made with zest (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3T0nnskSkwk). Grow some balls and enjoy the zest, gawddammit!
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    So that emotional drivel "actually really helped", but when I try to talk some sense into you...

    So that emotional drivel "actually really helped", but when I try to talk some sense into you, you ask me to stop. Hah. I have a feeling that someone isn't being as appreciative as he could be. And that's probably why you got dumped in the first place: you're a meanie. I hope your girl is having...
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    I'm not insulting her, she's insulting you. I'm the guy who's saying that you deserve better...

    I'm not insulting her, she's insulting you. I'm the guy who's saying that you deserve better ('cause you do). But you're not over her yet, are you? I bet you'd drop to your knees and beg her to take you back, if you could, right? Whatever. Just know that while you're playing the victim, she's...
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    Especially his ex-girlfriend. She's sucking black dick like there's no tomorrow. Fucking slut...

    Especially his ex-girlfriend. She's sucking black dick like there's no tomorrow. Fucking slut. You will get over her, Hoplite, maybe it'll take time, but eventually you'll forget all about her. Images of her spit and cum glazed face deepthroating black dick will become rare and your nightmares...
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    Science and lockpicking

    I'm still 100% sure I never wrote that.
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    Best/Worst Album Covers.

    Always thought these two look beautiful (together): Another iconic one: Never really knew how to react to this last one. It fits the album, though, it's all kinds of weird:
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    She probably dumped you so she'd have more free time to suck black dick. You deserve better than...

    She probably dumped you so she'd have more free time to suck black dick. You deserve better than that, Hoplite.
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    Introduce yourself! AKA the "Say hello" thread

    Tread carefully. Tread.
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    Jebus Christ!

    Jebus Christ!
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    Introduce yourself! AKA the "Say hello" thread

    Yesterday was a shitty day, but whatever. Welcome. We're looking for overzealous posters, so by all means, let yourself go. Start at least 5 new threads a day, and don't leave if you haven't posted 10 to 15 comments.
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    Knives

    I recently bought one of these: I actually wanted one with a black handle but the idiots send me one with a white handle instead. Whatever. Now, the thing is: stiletto knives are illegal in Belgium, yet I had no trouble purchasing this and it opens up in a similar way, especially if you oil it...
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    Still, what gets me the most is that holier-than-you-attitude of muslims paired with their...

    Still, what gets me the most is that holier-than-you-attitude of muslims paired with their predisposition to hide everything with lies and deceit. Until they no longer can. Someone should turn that country into glass.
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    How the fuck do you confuse an F-35 with a fucking Boeing 737 which is 35 metres long and which...

    How the fuck do you confuse an F-35 with a fucking Boeing 737 which is 35 metres long and which follows a predetermined route? You don't. I would like to know how Iranian those Iranians on board really were. Maybe most of them opposed the regime?
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    The new Birds of Prey trailer is stupid bad.

    The new Birds of Prey trailer is stupid bad.
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