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Natural selection always finds a way.

Don't google 'bodybuilder fuck'.

Cynical people don't use dating apps, Arthur. Chances are she will ruin your day.

*tumbleweed*

And no one cares. Go figure.

Yeah, that's the exact sentence that got my cunt wet as fuck as well. Now all I can think about are nigger dicks. Preferably two so they can spitroast the Caucasian shit out of me. You're a dirty man, Aurelius. I'm gonna have to keep an eye on you.

Pfffft. In 1985 cool kids walked around with their fly open and their dick hanging out. In the early 90's cool kids didn't even wear clothes. They would just rob old ladies and make an impromptu dress out of handbags, wigs, canes and rollators (which were pretty new and hip back then). And you...

'Does this mean I have to suck your cock again?' Johnny asked. Sir Cavanaugh smiled devilishly. 'You will suck,' he said, 'like you've never sucked before.' Johnny took the man meat, sighed and started working it hard.' Now and then you could hear Cavanaugh saying 'And now my balls' or 'Play my...

Johnny said he had to go home to do his homework, but Sir Cavanaugh insisted. 'They don't call me Protein Man because I have a nice smile, kid,' he joked. 'They call me Protein Man because I have a huge, fat, sweaty cock and because every squirt of my love sauce can potentially create life, a...

In cartoons your dog would just shrug it off, wouldn't she? But this isn't Cartoonland, this is reality and reality just said that your dog is completely fucked and you're partly to blame. Your dog had no business out there to begin with. There should at least have been a solid front door...

You're obsessed with Joker, child. You drag it into every conversation we have.

Your avatar looks like a Funko Pop. And you sound like one.