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Ugh. How come your wife hasn't killed herself yet? If she has already, my sincere condolences, of course.

He is autistic, my friend. There's this video where he's sitting at a table in a fancy restaurant, accompanied by gorgeous women, and he shows them this fork and spoon balancing trick. When Tesla started out and was doing really bad financially, he worked during the night hours and slept under...

You do realize that COUNTLESS other ACTUAL politicians have made the EXACT same gesture, right? Go to YouTube and search for 'Macron Salute', for instance. But there's also Obama, Pelosi, that faggot for cock dude who 'rules' the Islamic Caliphate of Canada, and so on. I know you're an...

This was the moment I knew that Elon Musk is a good human being: You can't fake that trembling chin. Well, Joaquin Phoenix did in his stellar performance in The Joker, but it's hard to fake a thing like that. Although, I just snorted 4 lines of "Ritalin" and I must say, my chin is doing the...

Not my favourite movie, but I have it on DVD and watched it 4, 5, maybe 6 times. Always liked this scene/quote: Also: I have never understood people who think Tom Cruise is a bad actor. 'Vanilla Sky' proves he is certainly not.

He was Jewish. Even muslims agree on that, and they still regard him as a true prophet.

Happiness. And this: “There's a one in billions' chance we are in base reality.” (Elon Musk) Abre Los Ojos.

I identify as a black person.

Ah, the corona virus! Still utterly perplexed that scientists decided the virus originated at a wet market in Wuhan, 40 minutes away from a Wuhan lab that studied ... the corona virus. I mean, come on. Seriously?

I was highly suicidal when Covid hit, so I refused the vaccine and the boosters and had my 84-year-old neighbour who got infected cough repeatedly in my face, but all I had was a headache for two days. Of course, for someone who survived AIDS, this shouldn't come as much of a surprise.

And Tgirl cum. With a little bit of lemon.

'alec' is Inuit for 'he who eats tgirl ass but still likes Trump'.

If every country in the world is warming up faster than the next country, isn't Earth warming up faster than ... Earth?

That's a cake diagram covering 1988 to 2021, covid data only counts for the last 2 years of that period. I never got a shot. Not one. When you survived AIDS, like I did, covid is like a papercut.

I'm totally new to these forums. I have HIV.

If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. Marilyn Monroe

Depends. Was your PM necessary? Let's ask the other members: This comes from someone who has stated on various occasions that he does not like me, that I'm a loser, and that he hates my guts (abusive and aggressive), so fucking often that I actually had to put your ugly mug on my Ignore list...

Oh, cool, I am so grateful that someone with 4 meagre posts, I mean, 4 brainfarts with more fart than brain in it, gives me permission to say what I want. Because there's so much more: This reddit proves that people who like Cyclops are filthy faggots. Here's a Comic Vine that shows faggots like...