An account of last weekend

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Miria, Jan 31, 2007.

  1. Miria

    Miria First time out of the vault

    Dec 10, 2006
    Last Saturday, I was invited by my friend to go to auction off people with her at the bar. Things started going great when I went to her house and her mom would not let either one of us out of the house if we did not dress "sexy", because "female auctioneers need to look sexy." So, I borrowed my friend''s black slacks, knee-high black stiletto boots, and her corset-style black tanktop. Yes, black is my favorite color. Of course, I wore my collar, pocket chains, and spikes. She dressed identical to me, but in solid white.

    And so, we went to the bar a block from her house. The night started kind of slow, we drank coffee and talked until her friend showed up. Right after the other girl came, the soldiers poured in. Poor Melissa and I could not buy drinks for ourselves. The soldiers payed for them, they refused to let us spend our money. So, that was fun. Then, we started the auction and sold half of them; raising well over $500 for my friend's boyfriend, who was in the military but got discharged because he broke his neck.

    And then as the liquid fun flowed, the real fun started happening. The remaining eight soldiers gave every female in the bar lapdances, then we played pool and darts, then talked about everything under the sun from video games and computers to just about everything. Not one subject remained untouched. Then, they decided all of us were going to sing "Time Warp" and "War Pigs." We got standing ovations, so we then sang "Time Of Your Life."

    Then, the soldiers, who were quite pickled, decided we were going to play keep away, then go into the parking lot and play hide and seek. Of course, we also played Quarters, followed by Beer Pong. The amazing part of it all was that no one got mad at anyone, and the soldiers were so fucking funny that my jaw ached within an hour of being there. They danced the Conga, the Salsa, the Funky Chicken, all while cutting up and just generally being funny as hell.

    As the night drew to a close and we had our last rounds; mine being a Mudslide, chased with a whiskey sour, I wound up with one of the youngest soldiers' incredibly expensive cowboy hat plunked onto my head; it's a Stetson, and he told me to keep it, in exchange for my silver and turquoise ring. So, we traded.

    Between the lap dances, faux strip-tease, alchobooze that flowed like water, and general merry-making, it was amazingly fun. And the bar was a very nice establishment. The only problem that we had was that no one wanted to go home, what with all the fun we were having.

    We left at closing time, which was 2 this morning. In the car, it was even more fun. No one was stupid, obnoxious, or mean. We all just sang along with the radio, then teased the hell out of each other. We're all in contact constantly- my friend and the soldiers that teased the living shit out of her and I. Everyone became very fast friends; and I was told that I now have 16 brothers that I did not know that I had. And I had been awarded with the nickname of "Shadow."

    We plan on all going out again sometime in the very near future. I very much look forward to it, as it will be even crazier than the last time was.
  2. Quantos Leap

    Quantos Leap It Wandered In From the Wastes

    Apr 6, 2005
    pics or it didnt happen. lol m i rite guys?
  3. Miria

    Miria First time out of the vault

    Dec 10, 2006
    I will gladly post pics as soon as my friend shows up here. She's supposed to come over next weekend; and I know that she got some incredibly embarassing pics of everyone being shitfaced and acting like kids.
  4. SuAside

    SuAside Testament to the ghoul lifespan

    May 27, 2004
    i wonder how long it'll take before that sentence turns into "youtube or it didnt happen!". evolution is a wonderful thing.
  5. DirtyDreamDesigner

    DirtyDreamDesigner Venerable Relic of the Wastes

    Apr 15, 2005
    What are these "friendship" and "relationship" things people are always going on about, and where can I download them?
  6. Angrim

    Angrim Where'd That 6th Toe Come From?

    Aug 27, 2004
    Umm... Nice little story.
  7. Dove

    Dove Half-way Through My Half-life

    Dec 2, 2003
    Sounds like you had a great time.

    Nice av, I love that band.
  8. Briosafreak

    Briosafreak Lived Through the Heat Death

    Dec 18, 2003
  9. Paladin Solo

    Paladin Solo So Old I'm Losing Radiation Signs

    Nov 7, 2003
    Poor Miria. She has only realized much too late that the female creature is a foreign object in these parts.
  10. The Vault Dweller

    The Vault Dweller always looking for water.

    Aug 24, 2004
    Maybe you should try and stop scaring them away?

    :wink: ,
    The Vault Dweller
  11. Paladin Solo

    Paladin Solo So Old I'm Losing Radiation Signs

    Nov 7, 2003
    To keep them away from you filthy rapist wit my sincere acquaintance! Because we all know the day that you unleash your rapist wit is the day millions of virgins suddenly cry out in terror and then are suddenly silenced.
  12. The Commissar

    The Commissar Vault Senior Citizen

    May 18, 2004
    The Commissar decrees this the worst topic currently on the first page of GD. Prepare to be airbrushed out of Party Approved Forum Archives.
  13. Lukus

    Lukus Testament to the ghoul lifespan

    May 11, 2003
    Nice story and all, but nothing happened. I was waiting for a rape, mud fight or rape-fight in the mud all along. It's all kool that you had a good time, but since this thread is being replied to for the reason of you claiming to be female, I suggest you post the most embarrasing/sexy/muddy pictures you can find to keep interest.
  14. Jarno Mikkola

    Jarno Mikkola Water Chip? Been There, Done That

    Jul 14, 2005
    Ah, Luke, give her a brake, she might not know that the internet is all about sex for us men, so she just doesn't even need to know it, yet, until we can make the biaatch to obey our every desire. :twisted:
  15. Brother None

    Brother None This ghoul has seen it all
    Staff Member Admin Orderite

    Apr 3, 2003
    Jarno's bad English has outdone itself again!
  16. dernachtwandler

    dernachtwandler First time out of the vault

    Feb 9, 2007
    Well...sounds like you had a blast
  17. Miria

    Miria First time out of the vault

    Dec 10, 2006
    1. LOL, I know that it is weird to be a female around here. That's funny, and appreciated.

    2. Don't ask, they just followed me around one day and I've been unable to shake em.

    3. Oh, ut was a blast!

    4. Finally, someone who knows DSA! They are amazing.

    5. Pics will come when my friend is back from Ohio.

    6. I know what the Internet's for, LOL, and the funny thing is that I don't do any of what it is for. =P
  18. victor

    victor Antediluvian as Feck

    Dec 12, 2003
    Who the hell are these people? I don't understand why there were soldiers there, are you in Africa?
  19. dblack

    dblack First time out of the vault

    Apr 12, 2006
    And who chases a mudslide with a whiskey sour?
  20. Angrim

    Angrim Where'd That 6th Toe Come From?

    Aug 27, 2004
    And who actually cares?