Batman is the perfect RPG

Discussion in 'General Gaming and Hardware Forum' started by Tycn, Sep 29, 2009.

  1. Tycn

    Tycn Still Mildly Glowing

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    Sep 27, 2008
    http://web.me.com/guesty81/Gameztraffic/Articles/Entries/2009/9/13_Stat_Bonus.html

    This is one of those amazing writers with an uncanny talent for making you want to gouge out your eyes with any readily available instrument.

    Undiluted bullshit?

    Punch? Counter? Batarang? Pewpew, choice!

     
  2. MrBumble

    MrBumble Vault Fossil

    Jan 17, 2006
    Lolz

    Noobs just wet themselves over Batman...


    And Bioshock is teh bestest fps ever !!
     
  3. Lexx

    Lexx Testament to the ghoul lifespan
    Moderator Modder

    Apr 24, 2005
    Doom is a RPG too because you can choose what enemy you want to shot first. Didn't you know it?
     
  4. Madbringer

    Madbringer What is it that crawls behind the glass? Orderite

    Apr 9, 2004
    Ahaha. You even have level warp codes, so you can go with pistol+fist only straight to the last level of each episode. Choice and consequence at it's best.
     
  5. The Dutch Ghost

    The Dutch Ghost Grouchy old man of NMA Moderator

    Jan 11, 2004
    I know that part of freedom of speech is having to accept that every moron can put his opinion on the internet, but do there have to be so many of them with moronic ideas of what an RPG is?
     
  6. iridium_ionizer

    iridium_ionizer Mildly Dipped

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    Jul 24, 2007
    Yeah, holding up Batman: Arkham Asylum as an RPG, is ridiculous. Non-linear, yes. RPG, no.

    On a tangent, I've played several Fallout 1/2 games by role-playing as similar to Batman as possible. Boosting Unarmed and Throwing skills early in the game. Of course the unarmed and throwing animations don't really demonstrate the spirit of Batman. Still a Batman game in an Fallout-based total conversion would be awesome. Besides the more fight animations and new character sprites, there would need to be more emphasis on subduing (and disarming) rather than killing opponents, interrogating hoods and finding evidence, and reworking the stealth system (so as to reward surprise criticals). I'm not sure how all the vertical buildings and rooftops would fit into a 2.5D game.

    It would be totally workable, but if someone really did work on it as a non-commercial total conversion (or FIFE game), I'm sure DC would send them a cease-and-desist note just as they are about to release the Alpha. Probably better just to make a "Masked Avenger" generic game (and later convert it to Batman). I doubt DC would ever decide to make a deep Batman RPG.
     
  7. generalissimofurioso

    generalissimofurioso The Hole Time Orderite

    Jun 17, 2007
    My face was completely stoic until I got to the comments section.

    Whoever wrote that stole my bit, but I can't be mad at 'em.
     
  8. x'il

    x'il Water Chip? Been There, Done That

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    Mar 3, 2009
    Yeah... unfortunately the term "RPG" is too 'in vogue"** right now, everything's an "RPG", cause it's awezumm to say the word "RPG" and, you know, "RPG"-ing and stuff...

    **(sadly not RPG's (true ones) themselves though).
     
  9. Ausdoerrt

    Ausdoerrt I should set a custom tit

    Oct 28, 2008
    Yup, good laugh.

    Which only proves my belief that anyone who thinks FF7 is the best RPG in the world is a moron. Nuff said. (the author called it a turn-based rpg :roll: )
     
  10. generalissimofurioso

    generalissimofurioso The Hole Time Orderite

    Jun 17, 2007
  11. The Dutch Ghost

    The Dutch Ghost Grouchy old man of NMA Moderator

    Jan 11, 2004
    Urgh, having put his 'creative stamp' on Fallout he now wants to fuck up another classic favorite of mine.

    The people at the Wing Commander Center will most likely think he has the same vision as Chris Roberts if he should get his hands on it, seeing as every game magazine and site describes him as a genius.
     
  12. Sorrow

    Sorrow So Old I'm Losing Radiation Signs

    Feb 9, 2006
    I think that Wing Commander would be a much more fitting franchise for Todd Howard than Fallout.
     
  13. The Dutch Ghost

    The Dutch Ghost Grouchy old man of NMA Moderator

    Jan 11, 2004
    Rather not, some people do like that series enough that they don't want Bethesda to get its hands on it.

    I think Todd Howard should have been a developer of applications or something else where he can cause no harm.
     
  14. Sorrow

    Sorrow So Old I'm Losing Radiation Signs

    Feb 9, 2006
    Well, at least it would satisfy his cinematic gameplay fetish :P .
     
  15. The Dutch Ghost

    The Dutch Ghost Grouchy old man of NMA Moderator

    Jan 11, 2004
    He would fuck it up, seeing the quality of cinematics in Oblivion and Fallout 3, he would fuck it up.
     
  16. Danilh

    Danilh It Wandered In From the Wastes

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    Dec 21, 2008
    quoting myself from the comments;

    Apparently, Tetris is the perfect example of RPG, because you can choose where the pieces go
     
  17. SharkClub

    SharkClub Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Dec 6, 2008
    Loving all the hate comments this guy's getting.
    What a load of shit. :lol:
     
  18. fedaykin

    fedaykin Vault Fossil

    Jul 15, 2007
    I believe here we have a case of someone whose primary knowledge of games starts from somewhere around 2004. The guy really doesn't know better than to think Batman is an RPG. He has no idea about what RPG was in the past, because he hasn't bothered to educate himself.
     
  19. Ratty Sr.

    Ratty Sr. Ratty, except old Moderator Orderite

    Apr 23, 2003
    His biography says he has been a gamer for about two decades. However, it also indicates that he is primarily a console gamer, which would explain his ignorance of PC RPGs (i.e. the only RPGs that are actually relevant).
     
  20. PlanHex

    PlanHex Legislative Senator oTO Staff Member Admin Orderite Board Cop oTO

    Nov 4, 2007
    This has to be a troll to get some traffic.
    Just look at the blog's name.