Cannibal Poll 1

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by welsh, May 23, 2004.

If your found the person you loved was a cannibal would you-

  1. Turn her /him over to the police

    100.0%
  2. Ignore it and go on with life

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  3. End the relationship but not reveal the secret

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  4. Continue the relationship as is and hope to spend your days in the relationship

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. Continue but go to bed heavily armed

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  6. be experimental with your diet

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  1. welsh

    welsh Junkmaster

    Apr 5, 2003
    Ok, here's the question.

    Let's say that you are madly in love with a person, this is the person of your dreams, who fills your life with happiness and joy, who you see yourself building a future with, who you want to have children with, who wish to spend all your days with.

    Lets say that you discovered that the person you loved had been keeping a secret, that he or she was cannibal. Given that discovery would you continue the relationship? Woud you turn him or her over to the police? Ignore it? Bring a bat with you to bed? Would you adopt a new diet?
     
  2. King of Creation

    King of Creation Vault Fossil

    Dec 9, 2003
    Wow, that's possibly the wierdest poll I've seen in a looong time.
    Are we saying that this person murdered people and ate them or what?
     
  3. John Uskglass

    John Uskglass Venerable Relic of the Wastes

    Aug 29, 2003
    welsh, no truth in this in your life I hope.........


    Turn 'em in. No two ways about it.
     
  4. Malky

    Malky Lived Through the Heat Death
    Orderite

    May 7, 2003
    I'd be game for it.

    Only rude people, though. :P
     
  5. Ratty Sr.

    Ratty Sr. Ratty, except old Moderator Orderite

    Apr 23, 2003
    Depends on how hot the 'person' is.
     
  6. Spazmo

    Spazmo First time out of the vault

    36
    Apr 5, 2003
    Hey Welsh... are you secretly Sean K. Reynolds or something? Do you both attend the same Boyfriends of Batshit Insane Women Anonymous meetings?
     
  7. Carib FMJ

    Carib FMJ Nuka-Cola Chaser

    Nov 8, 2003
    If they were feeders of human flesh, I'd ignore it... Hell, I might even try.
     
  8. Elissar

    Elissar Venerable Relic of the Wastes
    Orderite

    Aug 31, 2003
    I'd still hit it..... But I'm sleeping in kevlar pajamas holding 2 .45's
     
  9. Lukus

    Lukus Testament to the ghoul lifespan
    Orderite

    May 11, 2003
    Depends on the severity of the cannibalism. I mean, from where would she get the human flesh?
     
  10. Ugly John

    Ugly John So Old I'm Losing Radiation Signs

    Apr 3, 2003
    I eat red meat too ;)
     
  11. POOPERSCOOPER

    POOPERSCOOPER It Wandered In From the Wastes

    188
    Apr 6, 2003
    I'd tell them to eat my dick.
     
  12. Johns Volition

    Johns Volition Still Mildly Glowing

    209
    Dec 25, 2003
    Uhu welsh.. trying to tell us something, don't you?
     
  13. quietfanatic

    quietfanatic Ancient One

    Dec 10, 2003
  14. Tannhauser

    Tannhauser Venerable Relic of the Wastes
    Orderite

    Mar 18, 2004
    Well, who does she eat? Or at least, how does she choose her victims?

    Does she eat babies, after stealing them, or does she work at a mortuary, and just eat bodies? If she does kill people, does she pick out the homeless or does she pick people she thinks look tasty?
     
  15. Lukus

    Lukus Testament to the ghoul lifespan
    Orderite

    May 11, 2003
    Does that really make a big difference?
     
  16. alec

    alec White heterosexual male Orderite

    May 21, 2003
    Oh yes, it does. :twisted:
     
  17. Mohrg

    Mohrg Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Jun 27, 2003
    Honestly I was just thinking about this the other day. If I had the option to eat human flesh I might actually try it....I mean talk about the ultimate taboo.

    So I would have to say I would stick with her.

    Mohrg :twisted:
     
  18. Warped314

    Warped314 First time out of the vault

    61
    Apr 15, 2004
    Worst poll ever.

    But to answer the question, I would dump her ass faster than a boeing 747 ejects shit from a toilet.
     
  19. Ratty Sr.

    Ratty Sr. Ratty, except old Moderator Orderite

    Apr 23, 2003
    They eject shit from the toilet???
     
  20. Silencer

    Silencer Night Watchman Staff Member Admin

    Nov 7, 2003
    Talk about Fallout! :)