Definitive Proof That Bethesda Has INSIDIOUS Motives

Discussion in 'General Fallout Discussion' started by StemeMcPhie, Jul 18, 2017.

  1. StemeMcPhie

    StemeMcPhie First time out of the vault

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    Jun 30, 2017
    The Vault Dweller
    The Chosen One
    The Prisoner
    The Courier
    The Warrior

    You see that? They all have four syllables. Seems harmless, right? I thought so too, until...

    The Lone Wanderer
    The Sole Survivor

    You may be thinking right now, "So what if Bethesda has some kind of sick affinity for having 5 syllables in the titles of their player characters? They aren't hurting anybody." I thought so too, until I learned of the name of Fallout: PoS's protagonist.

    The Initiate

    It all made sense with that realization.

    Fallout: PoS was the reason why Interplay went bankrupt. Interplay going bankrupt was the reason why the rights to the Fallout franchise were sold off to Bethesda. Bethesda makes money off of Fallout. I refuse to believe any of this is just mere "coincidence" or "chance." I knew something was wrong... but what that something was wasn't clear. I felt lost.

    I knew I had to start thinking out of the box. I cross referenced the ENTIRETY of the Fallout Wikia to a byzantine string of networks that have been offline since the late 40's. After decrypting multiple motherboards of data, I have found the amount of syllables in each title varies from each developer to developer. The more competent developers choose 4 syllables... while Bethesda has 5. This would only mean one thing: Bethesda was responsible for the demise of interplay.

    The INDISPUTABLE truth is that Bethesda planted incompetent writers and game designers into Interplay at the time of Fallout: PoS's development. Countless hours of my research have been paid off with this groundbreaking discovery; the shady business practices of Bethesda will finally come to light.

    And it would have all went unnoticed had Bethesda resisted the urge to name their player characters improperly.
     
  2. Hassknecht

    Hassknecht For hate's sake. Staff Member Admin Orderite

    Aug 16, 2010
    wat
    gr8est b8est m8est
     
  3. The notorious OVB

    The notorious OVB Minster of Truth

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    Dec 28, 2016
    Hah, that's like saying Austria-Hungary started the First World War, amirite?
     
  4. Risewild

    Risewild Venerable Relic of the Wastes
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    Jun 14, 2014
    Fallout Shelter: The Overseer
    It only has three syllables :eek:. Mind Blown.
     
  5. R.Graves

    R.Graves Confirmed Retard

    Apr 21, 2016
    That's... Five
     
  6. Risewild

    Risewild Venerable Relic of the Wastes
    Modder Orderite

    Jun 14, 2014
    :confused:
    I'm just like this thread. Don't mind me.
     
  7. Jogre

    Jogre It's all JO'Ger now

    Oct 25, 2015
    You know what else has 5 syllables? Illuminati.

    Bethesdalluminati confirmed!

     
  8. ThatZenoGuy

    ThatZenoGuy Residential Zealous Evolved Nano Organism

    Nov 8, 2016
    That's flawless logic.

    I aprove.
     
  9. StemeMcPhie

    StemeMcPhie First time out of the vault

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    Jun 30, 2017
    It all adds up...
     
  10. DeadHill

    DeadHill First time out of the vault

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    Jul 4, 2017
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    Bethesda has 3 syllables in it. And Interplay also has 3. Coincidence? I think not!
     
  11. Jogre

    Jogre It's all JO'Ger now

    Oct 25, 2015
    Obsidian has 4.

    THE PLOT THICKENS!
     
  12. Rali57

    Rali57 Fresh out of Vault 69

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    Jun 25, 2015
    I can't believe it. We've been lied to this whole time.
     
  13. The GoBernment

    The GoBernment First time out of the vault

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    May 29, 2017
    Holy...Shit... #Woke
     
  14. The GoBernment

    The GoBernment First time out of the vault

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    May 29, 2017
    THE ANSWER LIES IN DA VINCI'S NIPPLES!!!
     
  15. Tawûsê

    Tawûsê First time out of the vault

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    Jul 20, 2017
    Todd Howard is a body snatcher.
     
  16. ThatZenoGuy

    ThatZenoGuy Residential Zealous Evolved Nano Organism

    Nov 8, 2016
    (((Todd Howard)))
     
  17. Tuffluck

    Tuffluck First time out of the vault

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    Jul 13, 2017
    More like idea snatcher.
    Carlos.jpg
     
  18. DeadHill

    DeadHill First time out of the vault

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    Jul 4, 2017
    More like money snatcher.
     
  19. Jogre

    Jogre It's all JO'Ger now

    Oct 25, 2015
     
  20. Einhanderc7

    Einhanderc7 Vat dipped, grown and still oozing with perfection

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    Apr 22, 2016
    Whoa, just whoa man...