Excerpt from Interplay's bible, and why this game was made.

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  1. Dove

    Dove Half-way Through My Half-life
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    Dec 2, 2003
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    Today's reading is from the Book of Corporate Life,
    Chapter 1 , Verses 1-15:

    1. In the beginning there was the Plan.

    2. And then came the Assumptions.

    3. And the Assumptions were without form.

    4. And the Plan was without Substance.

    5. And darkness was upon the face of the Workers.

    6. And the Workers spoke among themselves saying, "It
    is a crock of shit and it stinks."

    7. And the Workers went unto their Supervisors and
    said, "It is a crock of dung and we cannot live with
    the smell."

    8. And the Supervisors went unto their Managers
    saying, "It is a container of organic waste, and it is
    very strong, such that none may abide by it."

    9. And the Managers went unto their Directors, saying,
    "It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its
    strength."

    10. And the Directors spoke among themselves, saying
    to one another, "It contains that which aids plant
    growth, and it is very strong."

    11. And the directors went to the Vice Presidents,
    saying unto them, "It promotes growth, and it is very
    powerful."


    12. And the Vice Presidents went to the President,
    saying unto him, "It has very powerful effects."

    13. And the President looked upon the Plan and saw
    that it was good.

    14. And the Plan became Policy.

    15. And that is how shit happens.






    Stolen from consumptionjunction.com
     
  2. agent_c

    agent_c First time out of the vault

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    Dec 21, 2003
    Very good! I like doublespeak/Doublethink
     
  3. PsychoSniper

    PsychoSniper So Old I'm Losing Radiation Signs

    Jun 27, 2003
    Now thats fucking funny.
     
  4. Daemon Spawn

    Daemon Spawn Old Warrior of the Wastes

    354
    May 15, 2003
    So it's the directors' fault.

    Who the hell are the directors anyways....the figurative monkey wrenches in the cogs of an otherwise smooth operation....?
     
  5. VaultDweller

    VaultDweller First time out of the vault

    52
    Feb 9, 2004
    ROTFL.

    Just dip, or kidnap, or whatever all the Interplay directors!
     
  6. calculon000

    calculon000 Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Feb 10, 2004
    lol, good list, but heres my version:

    1. In the beginning there was Fallout 1 and 2.

    2. And then came the Tactics and BOS.

    3. And the Fallout was without need of improvement.

    4. And the BOS was without decent anything.

    5. And darkness was upon the face of the Gamers.

    6. And the Gamers spoke among themselves saying, "BOS
    is a crock of shit and it has utterly destroyed the series."

    7. And the Gamers went unto their InterP reps and
    said, "BOS is a crock of dung and has displaced the series."

    8. And the InterP reps went unto their Managers
    saying, "BOS is a container of organic waste, and it has left room for another game."

    9. And the InterP Managers went unto their Directors, saying,
    "BOS is a vessel of fertilizer, and it has left room for another genre."

    10. And the InterP Directors spoke among themselves, saying
    to one another, "BOS contains that which aids plant
    growth, and it creates opportunity for combat games."

    11. And the directors went to the InterP Vice Presidents,
    saying unto them, "BOS promotes growth, and it will lead to more combat games."


    12. And the InterP Vice Presidents went to the President,
    saying unto him, "BOS has very powerful potential for more combat games."

    13. And the InterP President looked upon BOS and saw
    that the genre was good.

    14. And the they never went back to RPG's.

    15. And that is how InterP's bullshit happens.