Fallout 4: One Year Later

What's with the recent influx of you?

 

I think alot of people bought it when it was recently on sale and then were like
"this is shit"

 

I think a lot of people ate some taco bell and had hot fiery poop for an hour and were like
"this is Fallout 4"

 

People stepped on a Lego brick : this is Automatron
People had their houses burglarised : this is Wasteland Workshop
People ate a burger that tasted like feet but otherwise was decent : this is Far Harbor
People shat themselves in front of all of their co-workers : this is Contraptions
People were drugged and lost a kidney to black market traders : this is Vault-Tec Workshop
People got gang raped at an amusement park with no rides and contracted HIV from the ordeal : Nuka World

 

I've been playing for 117 hours in January and I've gotten bored with it now. I didn't even begin Nuka World...

 

A shame as that's easily the best part of F4.

 

you have got to be a troll dear god please be a troll

 

I find myself weeping for a human race who has not the basic wonder and joy in their soul to want to play around in a post-apocalypse Disneyland.

 

BUT THE fUCKING AGHGHGADVHBJAKNLMNTFGNHBUGY EZRXC^TF&B*YUINH L BVG

im leevin teh syte guis

 

I still geek out about the fact there's a near-perfect reproduction of Space Mountain in the game.

 

I love Mothership Zeta and Nuka World because they don't take themselves seriously and are just pure fun in the post-apocalypse. Probably why I love the Hubologists in Fallout 2, New Reno's mini-games, and the Bishop women.

Oh and the KUNG FU BATTLE OF DEATH WITH LO PAN!

There's not much of that in Fallout 4.

 

What are you on mate?

 

Some of you may like this thread:

It's where I find good things to say about Fallout 4!

http://www.nma-fallout.com/threads/...t-things-he-liked-in-fallout-4-thread.209933/

 

Came to say that this video is actually interesting. I wish whoever makes Fallout 5 if it's ever even made has the critiques in this video always in mind.

 

Actually the guy in the video is discussing this: Bethesda didn't decided if FO4 is a god or a troll.

The result is this mish-mash of loose opportunities, lazyness and good ideas being wasted in the shallowest possible manner.

For those - like me - who like to read a text instead of view a video, there's a version here:
https://jphanderson.wordpress.com/2017/01/03/fallout-4-one-year-later-script/

Also, the video is very good.

 

This video is what convinced me that Fallout 4 was an irrevocable waste of time. This thing is a pure skinner box with no actual content. And what he doesn't mention the loot SUCKS, the world is hideously ugly, all those abandoned wooden houses should have burned down a long time ago, and the combat is so basic bitch it should come with a pumpkin spice latte.*

This guy could have written a better story than Bethesda. I want to play HIS Fallout 4. Hell, I'm artistically bankrupt, and I could write a better story than this. They just don't give a shit. Games for them are a toy, with no pretentions to artistic worth. I didn't like Lonesome Road all that much, but it was art.

*Note I love me some pumpkin spice