Fallout 4 or huge steaming colossal horse turd

Discussion in 'Fallout 4' started by DirtyOldShoe, Mar 30, 2016.

Fallout 4 or huge steaming colossal horse turd

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  2. Huge steaming colossal horse turd

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  1. DirtyOldShoe

    DirtyOldShoe Some kind of lucky

    Dec 15, 2015
    Your choices are one of these;
    A self powered PC that can only play Fallout 4 or a huge steaming colossal horse turd. Which do you take?
    Please elaborate on the scenario as well.

    I have chosen huge steaming colossal horse turd, quoting myself from another thread,
    "If I was stuck in the arctic and I had a choice of either Fallout 4, or a huge steaming horse turd, I would gladly take the turd. You can eat it, make a house out of it. It can warm your family and you could even make pottery for your friends and family."
     
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  2. Ragemage

    Ragemage Wept for Zion

    Feb 20, 2016
    To quote what I said on a previous post:

    "Hey, come on man, don't insult horse turds. Horse droppings are actually extremely useful considering they can be used as a very potent fertilizer for crops/flowers/trees/fruits. Horse turds are actually only 2nd in use as fertilizer behind cow turds. Basically without horse shit we wouldn't be able to grow nearly as many things as we do. Plus, if you're extremely desperate in a survival situation, horse shit IS edible.

    Fallout 4 on the other hand does not give nourishment to our bodies or our minds, it only takes. Unlike horse shit you can't even eat it. If I were stuck on a desert island and had the choice between a PC with only access to FO4, and a big pile of horse turds, I'd take the horse turds."
     
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  3. Spacemunkey

    Spacemunkey Vault Senior Citizen

    Dec 4, 2015
    What's the difference?
     
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  4. Ragemage

    Ragemage Wept for Zion

    Feb 20, 2016
    One's used to grow food, can be used in a survival situation, can be used to destabilize other bad odors in a room, and is fun to throw at people if you're an asshole.

    The other is a wasted piece of plastic/wasted memory on your computer. 38 GB of wasted memory to be exact.
     
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  5. DirtyOldShoe

    DirtyOldShoe Some kind of lucky

    Dec 15, 2015
    Off topic, but I solved that problem by uninstalling it. Definitely a highlight of 2016.
     
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  6. Millim

    Millim The Big Straight Orderite

    Oct 13, 2010
    My highlight of 2016 will come at the end of the year, when all DLC for F4 has been released, I slave through it all and none of being worthwhile just so I can be done with the game.
    Then I could sell it, hopefully by that point, the Strategy Guide will be worth something, just so I can sell it and maybe make my money back from the game.

    That, would be the Ultimate Highlight of 2016.
     
  7. PossibleCabbage

    PossibleCabbage Vault 22 Survivor

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    Jul 2, 2015
    I'm mostly considering the PC as a source of white noise (from the fan) and as a space heater in the winter.
     
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  8. DirtyOldShoe

    DirtyOldShoe Some kind of lucky

    Dec 15, 2015
    I am sorry PossibleCabbage, but as the op states "self powered PC that can only play Fallout 4" It has no other function. If a sound is created it would be from playing Fallout 4, The PC would not generate any heat as it serves no purpose other than playing Fallout 4. Fallout 4 will not comfort you in the winter when you are cold, the only noise you will get is the sound of 3 settlers duplicated more times than any human could understand, and the endless sounds of suicide green men, raiders, Preston Garvey telling you about settlements, Momma Murphy pausing after each word. Paladin Dance Dance Revolution admiring you getting into power armor in a bisexual manner. Your only comfort would be roleplaying someone whose name starts with an N and has a full backstory.
     
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  9. PossibleCabbage

    PossibleCabbage Vault 22 Survivor

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    Jul 2, 2015
    I need a clarification then. I assumed "can only play Fallout 4" referred to a limitation on the software that the computer can execute, but that it would still have all the other properties of a personal computer so that I could still, say, use it as a boat anchor, a paperweight, to prop up some shelves, etc.
     
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  10. DirtyOldShoe

    DirtyOldShoe Some kind of lucky

    Dec 15, 2015
    You could do all of those things with a huge steaming colossal horse turd though. I think what has happened here is that you may have been confused between the two options. From a glance they seem so very similar, but the huge steaming colossal horse turd has so many practical applications where Fallout 4 does not.
     
  11. Irwin John Finster

    Irwin John Finster Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Nov 13, 2015
    I finally gave up and started playing the game like Border-FarCraft instead of Fallout. I just treat it as a terribly dumbed down game and it works that way. Also, playing with the female protagonist is infinitely better than with the male protagonist. I think the female voice actress managed to relieve some of the annoyance with having the voiced protagonist.

    The additions to the game are great, the subtractions from the game are a huge letdown. I'd still take it over the turd though at least for now.

    I honestly don't know what they were thinking taking out all the role-playing from the Elder Scrolls and Fallout though. Elder Scrolls VI is going to be so *Streamlined* that you probably start out as Emperor Urinal Septum and some guy you've just met hands you all his weapons and declares you God-King of Tamriel and every single faction simultaneously within the first hour. Also, you probably fight a Yeti in the first 30 minutes with full Glass weapons and armor.
     
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  12. Dr Fallout

    Dr Fallout Centurion

    Aug 17, 2015
    I'd prefer Fallout 4... realistically I'm going to die anyway, so I may as well go down complaining to the bitter end!
     
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  13. DirtyOldShoe

    DirtyOldShoe Some kind of lucky

    Dec 15, 2015
    Fixed it!
     
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  14. MercenarySnake

    MercenarySnake Kept you waiting huh?

    Aug 22, 2015
    I think this is more like it.
     
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  15. Dr Fallout

    Dr Fallout Centurion

    Aug 17, 2015
    Well... aren't we all insane anyway?
     
  16. DirtyOldShoe

    DirtyOldShoe Some kind of lucky

    Dec 15, 2015
    One day you will regret your post here and I will be laughing at you. Fallout 4 will not kiss you on the forehead before you go to sleep, it will not teach you about life and love. Your life is an empty husk that only a huge steaming colossal horse turd could satisfy. Will you sleep on your Fallout 4 computer? Can you make a makeshift slave out of it? I don't think so. Go turd or go home. (And yes, turds can kiss you on the forehead)

    I am curious of what your sales pitch will be, please share.

     
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  17. Dr Fallout

    Dr Fallout Centurion

    Aug 17, 2015
    Mods will save it.
    At least I hope so. In fact... I'd rather play NV anyway.
     
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  18. MercenarySnake

    MercenarySnake Kept you waiting huh?

    Aug 22, 2015
    I do think I would like the colossal horse turd option more if it had a pair of boobs.
     
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  19. DirtyOldShoe

    DirtyOldShoe Some kind of lucky

    Dec 15, 2015
     
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  20. Mr Fish

    Mr Fish Snug Rubber

    Sep 11, 2010
    Will the horse shit out the turd all over me? Cause that'd be hot.
    So yeah imma go with what sexually arouses me, and god damn have you seen a horse's ass?
     
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