Goat meat buys crack

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Ozrat, Mar 3, 2005.

  1. Ozrat

    Ozrat Antediluvian as Feck
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    Apr 2, 2003
    http://www.nbc30.com/news/4246238/detail.html

    I wonder how much I can get for my roommate's hamster...
     
  2. Big T

    Big T Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Jan 23, 2004
    Proof that meat makes people stupid!
    Or drugs.
    Or both.
    Or something else.

    Surely if you were going to steal something, you'd steal something more portable and easier to re-sell.

    Also, does a drug dealer really give prevailing market rates for fresh goat flesh?

     
  3. Sovz

    Sovz Vault Dweller

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    Aug 11, 2003
    don't even go there..... Trust me, I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE.
     
  4. Flop

    Flop Where'd That 6th Toe Come From?

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    Aug 10, 2004
    Who the fuck eats goat anyway?
     
  5. Jebus

    Jebus Background Radiant
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    Jan 29, 2004
    Crack dealers, duh.


    Pay attention.
     
  6. Flop

    Flop Where'd That 6th Toe Come From?

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    Aug 10, 2004
    Well, to be fair it doesn't say whether or not the crack dealer actually accepted the goat meat as payment.

    I'm guessing he didn't...
     
  7. MethidParadox

    MethidParadox Still Mildly Glowing

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    Sep 3, 2004
    yea, the crack dealer probably owns a Taco Truck, where he could call goat meat beef, or something like that.

    You would be amazed at the things people do for drugs, i think stealing a goat would be a last resort in their case, most likely... but crack makes people have last resorts every day.

    Drugs are bad, mkay?
     
  8. Silencer

    Silencer Night Watchman Staff Member Admin

    Nov 7, 2003
    I'd only steal a goat if it had a golden chalice inside.
     
  9. Tannhauser

    Tannhauser Venerable Relic of the Wastes
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    Mar 18, 2004
    What if it was the chalice from the palace?

    Slightly more on topic, it doesn't say anywhere that the dealer actually agreed to accept the goat meat in exchange for his offerings. So perhaps they were doing this all in vain.
     
  10. APTYP

    APTYP Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Apr 2, 2003
    goat meat is aphrodisiac, n00bs...
     
  11. The Vault Dweller

    The Vault Dweller always looking for water.

    Aug 24, 2004
    Like I said in another thread...its all meat inside.

    This whole thread is funny though.

    :wink: ,
    The Vault Dweller
     
  12. El Chupacabra

    El Chupacabra It Wandered In From the Wastes

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    Jun 15, 2004
    ehm, goats?? :twisted:
     
  13. Jebus

    Jebus Background Radiant
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    Jan 29, 2004
    Yes, goats.


    What the fuck is wrong with you people?
     
  14. El Chupacabra

    El Chupacabra It Wandered In From the Wastes

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    Jun 15, 2004
    Well nothing really. Just that i always thought that chupacabra is the goat's worst nightmare :lol:
     
  15. Silencer

    Silencer Night Watchman Staff Member Admin

    Nov 7, 2003
    No dead cat pics => no dead goat pics.

    'Goat' rhymes with 'cat', capisco?

    And don't you try posting dead elephants, El_Chupacabra, either.
     
  16. El Chupacabra

    El Chupacabra It Wandered In From the Wastes

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    Jun 15, 2004
    Hey that goat wasn't dead yet ! :P
     
  17. welsh

    welsh Junkmaster

    Apr 5, 2003
    Actually goat is delicious.

    Popular in muslim dishes. A bit stringy and tough, but quite nice.
     
  18. The Vault Dweller

    The Vault Dweller always looking for water.

    Aug 24, 2004
    Thanks Welsh.

    As a friend once told me in his self-organized anti-vegetarian club:

    "If God hadnt intended people to eat animals he wouldnt have made them out of meat."

    8) ,
    The Vault Dweller
     
  19. mettalhed

    mettalhed First time out of the vault

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    Feb 11, 2005
    That just shows you what crack will do to you. I mean, a goat? What in their right mind made them think that a dealer would take goat meat for crack he could sell for money. I don't know how much the stuff goes for but i'm sure it's not cheap.

    What in their right mind? Wait a minute, they're crack heads, they don't have a mind!

    This thread was good for a laugh though. Thanks Ozrat!
     
  20. Silencer

    Silencer Night Watchman Staff Member Admin

    Nov 7, 2003
    I'm sorry, *I* didn't see it move or anything...