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Goat meat buys crack

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Ozrat, Mar 3, 2005.

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  1. Ozrat

    Ozrat Antediluvian as Feck
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    http://www.nbc30.com/news/4246238/detail.html

    I wonder how much I can get for my roommate's hamster...
     
    Ozrat, Mar 3, 2005
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  2. Big T

    Big T Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

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    Proof that meat makes people stupid!
    Or drugs.
    Or both.
    Or something else.

    Surely if you were going to steal something, you'd steal something more portable and easier to re-sell.

    Also, does a drug dealer really give prevailing market rates for fresh goat flesh?

     
    Big T, Mar 3, 2005
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  3. Sovz

    Sovz Vault Dweller

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    don't even go there..... Trust me, I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE.
     
    Sovz, Mar 3, 2005
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  4. Flop

    Flop Where'd That 6th Toe Come From?

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    Who the fuck eats goat anyway?
     
    Flop, Mar 3, 2005
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  5. Jebus

    Jebus Background Radiant
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    Crack dealers, duh.


    Pay attention.
     
    Jebus, Mar 4, 2005
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  6. Flop

    Flop Where'd That 6th Toe Come From?

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    Well, to be fair it doesn't say whether or not the crack dealer actually accepted the goat meat as payment.

    I'm guessing he didn't...
     
    Flop, Mar 4, 2005
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  7. MethidParadox

    MethidParadox Still Mildly Glowing

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    yea, the crack dealer probably owns a Taco Truck, where he could call goat meat beef, or something like that.

    You would be amazed at the things people do for drugs, i think stealing a goat would be a last resort in their case, most likely... but crack makes people have last resorts every day.

    Drugs are bad, mkay?
     
    MethidParadox, Mar 4, 2005
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  8. Silencer

    Silencer Night Watchman Staff Member Admin

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    I'd only steal a goat if it had a golden chalice inside.
     
    Silencer, Mar 4, 2005
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  9. Tannhauser

    Tannhauser Venerable Relic of the Wastes
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    What if it was the chalice from the palace?

    Slightly more on topic, it doesn't say anywhere that the dealer actually agreed to accept the goat meat in exchange for his offerings. So perhaps they were doing this all in vain.
     
    Tannhauser, Mar 4, 2005
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  10. APTYP

    APTYP Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

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    goat meat is aphrodisiac, n00bs...
     
    APTYP, Mar 4, 2005
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  11. The Vault Dweller

    The Vault Dweller always looking for water.

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    Like I said in another thread...its all meat inside.

    This whole thread is funny though.

    :wink: ,
    The Vault Dweller
     
    The Vault Dweller, Mar 4, 2005
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  12. El Chupacabra

    El Chupacabra It Wandered In From the Wastes

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    ehm, goats?? :twisted:
     
    El Chupacabra, Mar 5, 2005
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  13. Jebus

    Jebus Background Radiant
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    Yes, goats.


    What the fuck is wrong with you people?
     
    Jebus, Mar 5, 2005
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  14. El Chupacabra

    El Chupacabra It Wandered In From the Wastes

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    Well nothing really. Just that i always thought that chupacabra is the goat's worst nightmare :lol:
     
    El Chupacabra, Mar 5, 2005
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  15. Silencer

    Silencer Night Watchman Staff Member Admin

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    No dead cat pics => no dead goat pics.

    'Goat' rhymes with 'cat', capisco?

    And don't you try posting dead elephants, El_Chupacabra, either.
     
    Silencer, Mar 5, 2005
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  16. El Chupacabra

    El Chupacabra It Wandered In From the Wastes

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    Hey that goat wasn't dead yet ! :P
     
    El Chupacabra, Mar 5, 2005
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  17. welsh

    welsh Junkmaster

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    Actually goat is delicious.

    Popular in muslim dishes. A bit stringy and tough, but quite nice.
     
    welsh, Mar 5, 2005
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  18. The Vault Dweller

    The Vault Dweller always looking for water.

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    Thanks Welsh.

    As a friend once told me in his self-organized anti-vegetarian club:

    "If God hadnt intended people to eat animals he wouldnt have made them out of meat."

    8) ,
    The Vault Dweller
     
    The Vault Dweller, Mar 6, 2005
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  19. mettalhed

    mettalhed First time out of the vault

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    That just shows you what crack will do to you. I mean, a goat? What in their right mind made them think that a dealer would take goat meat for crack he could sell for money. I don't know how much the stuff goes for but i'm sure it's not cheap.

    What in their right mind? Wait a minute, they're crack heads, they don't have a mind!

    This thread was good for a laugh though. Thanks Ozrat!
     
    mettalhed, Mar 6, 2005
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  20. Silencer

    Silencer Night Watchman Staff Member Admin

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    I'm sorry, *I* didn't see it move or anything...
     
    Silencer, Mar 6, 2005
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