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Discussion in 'General Fallout Discussion' started by NgInE, Sep 14, 2005.
oh God, oh God! please make him fail!
Say what you like about Uwe Boll, but he is one spectacularly fugly motherfucker. He could like win fugliness awards and shit.
[contents of this post are deliberately derailing due to posters inability to deal with the possibility that Uwe Boll could get the rights to Fallout movie]
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Bring me the Head of Uwe the Mailboy!
He'll soon have to stop making movies as soon as the German law-loophole gets removed*
Since he's currently working on Far Cry, Fear Effect, Hunter: The Reckoning, Night Claws, Duingeon Siege and Bloodrayne (all announced for 2006, 'cept Night Claws for 2005), there's no way he'll fit in Fallout before that law is removed
* I wonder if that depends on whether Schroeder or Merkel wins. We have to root for the one that'd save Fallout, I say!
well, the problem is that even if that German tax-loophole gets removed, there's always a moderate chance that his movies do make a profit. as long as his budgets won't rise above the, say 60 milion max, and the film'll get a world wide release (both in theaters and on dvd).
If Boll makes a serious attempt to acquire the Fallout movie license, I swear I will flood his mailbox and DOS his website. Unfortunately, he probably *will* get that license, because he is a fucking moron and completely talentless director, and thus a perfect match for Herve "Fifi" Caen, another fucking moron and a completely talentless CEO. Worse yet, Caen is more than a fucking moron and completely talentless CEO - he is a *bankrupt* fucking moron and completely talentless CEO, and thus likely to accept whatever cash Boll throws his way. In the end, we can only grudgingly accept what we have already learned long ago - that it is Fallout's destiny to be skullfucked by fucking morons and completely talentless people.
Well, I'm not a German citizen, so I don't really care. But I would be willing to give up the Regained Territories in exchange for Fallout's future!
PS. Hunter:TR is Fallout: BOS!
this also is my greatest fear
Why don't you sick your minions at them?
Because I'm not Demon Prince of the Abyss in real life.
Shit, people, I'm dyin' ovah hea'
Real life? You mean in this plane? I don't get it...
....no, please, no...
Uh... yeah, that's one way of putting it, I guess.
You know, I really hope this website is satire. It has to be, with this introduction:
Not to mention this said by a 'fan' of Alone in the Dark:
One thing I never could have guessed would be that Uwe Boll would be such a comedian:
By the way, did anyone catch where he actually mentioned Fallout? I couldn't find it.
Oh Good Lord!
Ngine I dont see you around much, but thank you for posting this.
Fortunately Kotario is probably right that its a sham and if not Kharn is right that he has too many other things to make and if not then we can strap a bomb to Kahgan and send him to play UB a visit...
The Vault Dweller
Do you have any links to those "online interviews"? Anyone can put up gossips on Wikipedia, and I wasn't able to google anything...
they need to make more castlevania, metal gear solid, fallout, silent hill GAMES, screw movies
They could always make *gasp* ... INTERACTIVE MOVIES!