Guess who's trying to get the rights for a Fallout movie!?

Discussion in 'General Fallout Discussion' started by NgInE, Sep 14, 2005.

  1. NgInE

    NgInE Mildly Dipped

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    Jul 20, 2003
  2. DirtyDreamDesigner

    DirtyDreamDesigner Venerable Relic of the Wastes
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    Apr 15, 2005
    Say what you like about Uwe Boll, but he is one spectacularly fugly motherfucker. He could like win fugliness awards and shit.


    [contents of this post are deliberately derailing due to posters inability to deal with the possibility that Uwe Boll could get the rights to Fallout movie]
     
  3. Member of Khans

    Member of Khans Vault Dweller

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    Aug 26, 2004
    [delete this post, pl.z]
     
  4. The Commissar

    The Commissar Vault Senior Citizen
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    May 18, 2004
    Bring me the Head of Uwe the Mailboy!
     
  5. Brother None

    Brother None This ghoul has seen it all
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    Apr 3, 2003
    He'll soon have to stop making movies as soon as the German law-loophole gets removed*

    Since he's currently working on Far Cry, Fear Effect, Hunter: The Reckoning, Night Claws, Duingeon Siege and Bloodrayne (all announced for 2006, 'cept Night Claws for 2005), there's no way he'll fit in Fallout before that law is removed

    * I wonder if that depends on whether Schroeder or Merkel wins. We have to root for the one that'd save Fallout, I say!
     
  6. NgInE

    NgInE Mildly Dipped

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    well, the problem is that even if that German tax-loophole gets removed, there's always a moderate chance that his movies do make a profit. as long as his budgets won't rise above the, say 60 milion max, and the film'll get a world wide release (both in theaters and on dvd).
     
  7. Ratty Sr.

    Ratty Sr. Ratty, except old Moderator Orderite

    Apr 23, 2003
    If Boll makes a serious attempt to acquire the Fallout movie license, I swear I will flood his mailbox and DOS his website. Unfortunately, he probably *will* get that license, because he is a fucking moron and completely talentless director, and thus a perfect match for Herve "Fifi" Caen, another fucking moron and a completely talentless CEO. Worse yet, Caen is more than a fucking moron and completely talentless CEO - he is a *bankrupt* fucking moron and completely talentless CEO, and thus likely to accept whatever cash Boll throws his way. In the end, we can only grudgingly accept what we have already learned long ago - that it is Fallout's destiny to be skullfucked by fucking morons and completely talentless people.
     
  8. Silencer

    Silencer Night Watchman Staff Member Admin

    Nov 7, 2003
    Well, I'm not a German citizen, so I don't really care. But I would be willing to give up the Regained Territories in exchange for Fallout's future!

    PS. Hunter:TR is Fallout: BOS!
     
  9. NgInE

    NgInE Mildly Dipped

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    Jul 20, 2003
    this also is my greatest fear :(
     
  10. DirtyDreamDesigner

    DirtyDreamDesigner Venerable Relic of the Wastes
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    Apr 15, 2005
    Why don't you sick your minions at them?
     
  11. Ratty Sr.

    Ratty Sr. Ratty, except old Moderator Orderite

    Apr 23, 2003
    Because I'm not Demon Prince of the Abyss in real life.
     
  12. Brother None

    Brother None This ghoul has seen it all
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    Apr 3, 2003
    AHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Shit, people, I'm dyin' ovah hea'
     
  13. DirtyDreamDesigner

    DirtyDreamDesigner Venerable Relic of the Wastes
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    Apr 15, 2005
    Real life? You mean in this plane? I don't get it...
     
  14. Tagaziel

    Tagaziel Panzerkatze Staff Member Admin Orderite

    Dec 10, 2003
    ....no, please, no...
     
  15. Ratty Sr.

    Ratty Sr. Ratty, except old Moderator Orderite

    Apr 23, 2003
    Uh... yeah, that's one way of putting it, I guess.
     
  16. Tannhauser

    Tannhauser Venerable Relic of the Wastes
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    Mar 18, 2004
    You know, I really hope this website is satire. It has to be, with this introduction:
    Not to mention this said by a 'fan' of Alone in the Dark:
    One thing I never could have guessed would be that Uwe Boll would be such a comedian:
    By the way, did anyone catch where he actually mentioned Fallout? I couldn't find it.
     
  17. The Vault Dweller

    The Vault Dweller always looking for water.

    Aug 24, 2004
    Oh Good Lord!

    Ngine I dont see you around much, but thank you for posting this.

    Fortunately Kotario is probably right that its a sham and if not Kharn is right that he has too many other things to make and if not then we can strap a bomb to Kahgan and send him to play UB a visit...

    Sincerely,
    The Vault Dweller
     
  18. Silencer

    Silencer Night Watchman Staff Member Admin

    Nov 7, 2003
    Do you have any links to those "online interviews"? Anyone can put up gossips on Wikipedia, and I wasn't able to google anything...
     
  19. Joachim

    Joachim It Wandered In From the Wastes

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    Aug 23, 2005
    they need to make more castlevania, metal gear solid, fallout, silent hill GAMES, screw movies
     
  20. Silencer

    Silencer Night Watchman Staff Member Admin

    Nov 7, 2003
    They could always make *gasp* ... INTERACTIVE MOVIES!