hahah Epic FAIL!

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Serifan, Oct 23, 2008.

  1. Serifan

    Serifan Orderite Orderite

    Aug 3, 2006
    Ok the below is a transcript of the worst attempt to get sick pay.


    From: Niresh Regmi
    Sent: Wednesday, 27 August 2008 9:35 a.m.
    To: Kyle Doyle
    Subject: Absence on Thursday 21st 2008

    Hi Kyle,
    Please provide a medical certificate stating a valid reason for your
    sick leave on Thursday 21st 2008.
    Thank You



    NIRESH REGMI
    Real Time Manager, Workforce Operations

    _____________________________________________
    From: Kyle Doyle
    Sent: Wednesday, 27 August 2008 9:38 a.m.
    To: Niresh Regmi
    Subject: RE: Absence on Thursday 21st 2008

    Niresh,
    1 day leave absences do not require a medical certificate as stated in
    my contract, provided I have stated that I am on leave for medical
    reasons.
    Thanks

    Regards,

    Kyle Doyle
    Resolutions Expert - Technical

    From: Niresh Regmi
    Sent: Wednesday, 27 August 2008 9:39 a.m.
    To: Kyle Doyle
    Subject: RE: Absence on Thursday 21st 2008

    Hi Kyle,
    Usually that is the case, as per your contract. However please note that
    leave during these occasions is only granted for genuine medical
    reasons. You line manager has determined that your leave was not due to
    medical reasons and as such we cannot grant leave on this occasion.

    NIRESH REGMI
    Real Time Manager, Workforce Operations

    _____________________________________________
    From: Kyle Doyle
    Sent: Wednesday, 27 August 2008 9:43 a.m.
    To: Niresh Regmi
    Subject: RE: Absence on Thursday 21st 2008

    Hi Niresh,
    My leave was due to medical reasons, so you cannot deny leave based on a
    line manager's discretion, with no proof, please process leave as
    requested.
    Thanks

    Regards,

    Kyle Doyle
    Resolutions Expert - Technical

    From: Niresh Regmi
    Sent: Wednesday, 27 August 2008 9:50 a.m.
    To: Kyle Doyle
    Subject: RE: Absence on Thursday 21st 2008

    Hi Kyle,
    I believe the proof that you are after is attached (Embedded image moved
    to file: pic11477.jpg)

    NIRESH REGMI
    Real Time Manager, Workforce Operations



    _____________________________________________
    From: Kyle Doyle
    Sent: Wednesday, 27 August 2008 9:55 a.m.
    To: Niresh Regmi
    Subject: RE: Absence on Thursday 21st 2008

    HAHAHA LMAO epic fail
    No worries man

    Regards,

    Kyle Doyle
    Resolutions Expert - Technical
     
  2. aenemic

    aenemic Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Jun 4, 2008
    haha, at least he was cool with getting caught. nice try, guy.
     
  3. Pyr0qvy

    Pyr0qvy Still Mildly Glowing

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    Jul 16, 2008
  4. Silencer

    Silencer Night Watchman Staff Member Admin

    Nov 7, 2003
    In some fucked-up countries, hangover is a perfectly valid medical condition for getting a PAID leave.
     
  5. aenemic

    aenemic Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Jun 4, 2008
    where's that? I'm moving there.
     
  6. Buxbaum666

    Buxbaum666 Heterostructured Nanorod oTO Orderite

    Dec 5, 2003
    Well, let's see... Soviet Russia?
     
  7. Silencer

    Silencer Night Watchman Staff Member Admin

    Nov 7, 2003
    Soviet Polska.

    Would you like me to rent you a flat?
     
  8. horse

    horse Vault Fossil
    Orderite

    May 31, 2003
    my epic flail > your epic fail

     
  9. Sicblades

    Sicblades Antediluvian as Feck
    Orderite

    Aug 28, 2008
    Holy shit I actually LOL'd at that horrendous pun.

    I've called in sick after a hangover and gotten paid =O. I wasn't stupid enough to post it on facebook or whatever though lol.
     
  10. aenemic

    aenemic Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Jun 4, 2008
    well, I'm all for communism so why not. ;)
     
  11. Sovz

    Sovz Vault Dweller

    743
    Aug 11, 2003
    It actually has more to do with your place of work, than your country of residence.
     
  12. Yamu

    Yamu Le Fromage Vieux oTO Moderator Orderite

    Jul 26, 2003
    Indeed... I honestly cannot recall a retail job without at least one manager that would obnoxiously make it known to the staff how hard they planned to party that night and would take the next day off with "the flu," deftly managing the double-dickery of eating into our labor budget and screwing over that day's scheduled underlings and off-duty managers. The trick to it is picking a line of work where nobody gives a damn about anything but their own next paycheck. Careers that utilize failure at life as an upward mobility vehicle are also promising in this regard.
     
  13. Kanhef

    Kanhef Vault Dweller

    793
    Sep 2, 2007
  14. Pyr0qvy

    Pyr0qvy Still Mildly Glowing

    206
    Jul 16, 2008
    Russians are hard-assed
     
  15. Maphusio

    Maphusio Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Sep 25, 2004
    Pwnd! I would never try to scam a day off work... I'm too Japanese with my work ethic. I work for free on occasion, never call in sick, never say no to what ever the boss needs... So far, its worked out well for me.
     
  16. Wooz

    Wooz Vault Sweeper Admin Orderite

    May 18, 2003
    You're a peon for the System! Rebel! Hoist the black flag and inflict righteous vengeance on your opressors!
     
  17. horse

    horse Vault Fossil
    Orderite

    May 31, 2003
    within 5 years, your total lack of backbone will be compensated by an inch-thick skin.
     
  18. Maphusio

    Maphusio Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Sep 25, 2004
    Nah, within 5 years you then become the backbone as most folks don't stay at a job that long.
     
  19. Von Drunky

    Von Drunky Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Mar 10, 2007
    Facebook can lead to bad things if you get careless. I work with one of my close friend and leave her comments about how I want to make a sex tape with my neighbor thats cheating on her boyfriend with me and sell it to my supervisor, because he keeps inviting me over and i think he wants to fuck me. So now, some of our coworkers that she is friends with on facebook read the comments on her page and started asking me stupid questions.

    Anyway, I think i make it too obvious when I call in sick when I'm hungover, given that I usually come in hungover at lest once a week.
     
  20. Josein

    Josein First time out of the vault

    38
    Oct 14, 2004
    Then when you're truly sick you have to go to work? That's too bad, unless you work in a bar, of course.

    And what happened to your boyfriend? did you make that tape? and why you had to answer stupid questions? aren't they the coworkers of her?
    I admit that I don't understand much of what you post, honestly.