Has anyone been very bored at a meeting/assembly

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Gruug, Jan 5, 2004.

  1. Gruug

    Gruug Look, Ma! Two Heads!

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    Nov 7, 2003
    and ever wandered what it would be like to have a terrorist cell seize the room/building you are in? I have, just about everytime I've been to an assembly.
     
  2. [PCE]el_Prez

    [PCE]el_Prez Vault Fossil

    Apr 25, 2003
    actually i have... but then again ive seen way more action movies than any healthy human being should have.
     
  3. Mohrg

    Mohrg Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Jun 27, 2003
    I always thought about having that happen while I was in school. So I could jump over some desks and save the hot chick with the hairy ass!

    Mohrg :twisted:
     
  4. Gruug

    Gruug Look, Ma! Two Heads!

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    So it isn't just my fantasy.
     
  5. Ugly John

    Ugly John So Old I'm Losing Radiation Signs

    Apr 3, 2003
    I don't think about terrorists... i think about the hot (female) sales rep sitting next to me :P
     
  6. MrMarcus

    MrMarcus Look, Ma! Two Heads!

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    Apr 3, 2003
    Assuming there is one.... most of the meetings / assemblies I get stuck in the semi-attractive members of the feminine persuasion are well hidden from my seating.

    I settle with letting my mind wander and imagining the room turning various shades of red gold and green.... and then letting the goblin horde on stage to perform Reaverdance....
     
  7. Ancient Oldie

    Ancient Oldie Still Mildly Glowing

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    Aug 30, 2003
    I tend to have sexual fantasies while in church, and I don't just mean "damn, that choir girl has a really nice pair of titties". The wierd thing about that is that church is pretty much the only place where I get these fantasies.

    It also explains why I hate the part in Mass where I have to stand up... :D
     
  8. Wooz

    Wooz Vault Sweeper Admin Orderite

    May 18, 2003
    ...

    I'm looking forward for the "has anybody farted in public" thread.
     
  9. Ancient Oldie

    Ancient Oldie Still Mildly Glowing

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    Aug 30, 2003
    I have... in church!!!
     
  10. Malky

    Malky Lived Through the Heat Death
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    May 7, 2003
    Yeah, I always have day dreams about terrorists seizing the store, or kids with guns coming into school. I go all ninja on their asses and pwn them!
     
  11. Gruug

    Gruug Look, Ma! Two Heads!

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    Nov 7, 2003
    Yes, I was bored shitless when I made the two threads. So sue me.
     
  12. Paladin Solo

    Paladin Solo So Old I'm Losing Radiation Signs

    Nov 7, 2003
    I find meetings and assemblies very fun to go to, as long as there are no terrorists planning to take it over that is. Why? Because, if it does get boring, the guy/girl can talk me to sleep. Speaking of, don't ask me why, but I like the accent on some Israelis. Listen to Sharon or some of his cabinet members, they have that certain accent that draws my attention. And if they ever bore me, their voices help me fall asleep.
     
  13. Mohrg

    Mohrg Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Jun 27, 2003
    Riight..... :roll:

    Mohrg :twisted:
     
  14. night monk3y

    night monk3y First time out of the vault

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    Dec 30, 2003
    *nods* I used to do that a lot.

    Terrorist things.. not so often. I remember once when I was younger, I was in Houston going to church with my grandparents. I day-dreamed that everyone in the church turned into zombies. Don't do that much anymore though.
     
  15. Odin

    Odin Carbon Dated and Proud
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    Apr 2, 2003
    You old dawg! :P

    Meetings for me are reeeeeally boring, I'm more of a hands-on man 8)
     
  16. Gruug

    Gruug Look, Ma! Two Heads!

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    Nov 7, 2003
    Yeah, but hands on what?
     
  17. Ugly John

    Ugly John So Old I'm Losing Radiation Signs

    Apr 3, 2003
    I,m more or a (censored myself) -on man
     
  18. Gruug

    Gruug Look, Ma! Two Heads!

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    Nov 7, 2003
    That made no sense Ugly.
     
  19. Ugly John

    Ugly John So Old I'm Losing Radiation Signs

    Apr 3, 2003
    Think about it sound like hand...
     
  20. Ozrat

    Ozrat Antediluvian as Feck
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    Apr 2, 2003
    :zzz: